THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 31 Mar 2013, 11:16
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Hey people. I think spring might actually be starting now. Anyway, first image:
(http://i.imgur.com/KSinOGu.png) (http://imgur.com/KSinOGu)
Enjoy!
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Marigold: "Have a cup of thin little mints?"
Hannelore: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
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Marigold: "Wow, intense! Then what happened?"
Hannelore: "T-then i-it was the chilli b-bean burrito…"
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Hannelore: It was gigantic! With eight hairy, long legs! Crawling over the kitchen floor! I have to burn this apartment down!
Marigold: If you were so afraid of it, then how did you get it into this small can?
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Marigold: "This cup of holy water will cure your thousand-yard stare."
Hannelore: "There's a tarantula on your wall."
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Marigold: "Butts?"
Hannelore: "Oh... my... God... the... BUTTS!"
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Marigold: How did they fit the butts into this can?
Hannelore: It's not the butts, it's what comes from the butts.
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Two girls, ...
Oh my, that's it.
Marigold: "I just saw this video on the Internet -"
Hannelore: "My fuses just blew."
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Hannelore: "T-then i-it was the chilli b-bean burrito…"
Reminds me of the Toy Story 2 bloopers (I never have worked out if they are entirely scripted or if they're sometimes animation put over things that actually happened) where Buzz is in the box and belches.
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Marigold: "I Told you to enable the safe mode search".
Hannelore: "I'll never google Yaoi again".
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MARIGOLD: And that whole dream sequence with Claire and Marten was induced by this can of spaghettios?
HANNELORE: You have to believe me...I've seen things, man...I've SEEN things...
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Marigold: "Uh-oh..."
Hanners: "Spaghettio's....."
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Marigold: "What happened?"
Hanners: "I clicked on one of Pintsize's links...."
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Marigold: "What happened?"
Hanners: "I clicked on one of Pintsize's links...."
Marigold: "And what has been seen...."
Hanners (near breakdown): "...cannot be unseen."
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MARIGOLD: "... spiders and broken glass? I don't even have a scrotum."
HANNELORE: "Then I guess I'll just have to summon a horde of shoggoths to rend your flesh."
MARIGOLD: "Ohhhhkay. I'll just get Dale over here with a pizza. Can you find my hedge clippers?"
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Marigold: Oh my bad there was some dirt in that
Hannelore:................
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Marigold: So I guess my breasts didn't have quite the same soporific effect that Faye's had ...what did you experience?
Hanners: Butts..... and tentacles.
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Marigold: "So you ate a gas station burrito. So what?"
Hannelore: "Then I found out where they come from."
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Marigold: "So you ate a gas station burrito. So what?"
Hannelore: "Then I found out where they come from."
Off stage: Maniacal Shame-orb laughter.
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Mari: So your new neighbors across the street leave their blinds open while-?
Hanners: I don't want to talk about it.
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Mar-Bear: Looks like Fallon's taking over Tonight in spring 2014.
Hanners: No...I see Leno back by that fall...(shivers)
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Really? Ugh. NEXT IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/nR5sOCx.png) (http://imgur.com/nR5sOCx)
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Marigold: Why are you wearing those glasses?
Dale: To protect my eyes from the anchovy and onion pizza fumes.
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Marigold: I can't look at your face, your glasses are brighter than the sun..
Dale: Yea. I use them during midnight search parties. Got a pizza for saving some lost camper. Want some?
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Marigold: "I should never have agreed to be in this movie."
Dale: "You still have to tip me somehow."
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Dammit, Is it cold in here?!
Oh well, I shall persevere!
Marigold: "Uh, I, uh, don't have any money?"
Dale: "Thats all right miss. I don't have any pizza…"
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M- "I.... made an alliance character..."
D- "........"
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M- "I.... made an alliance character..."
D- "........"
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
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Marigold: "I think I know why you're here."
Dale: "Explain Steampunk to me."
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Marigold: "I closed out my account after your attack and I now am involved in a more social game."
Dale: "You started playing Warhammer?"
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Dale: I've got a Fred and a Daphne ... if you'll be Velma, all we need is a Scooby!
Marigold: I'm more of a Speed Buggy fan, myself... lemme ask momo if she'd be willing to be in a car chassis.
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Marigold : You've... you've been allowed to sit the exam. But you haven't passed yet.
Dale : I promise I won't become so fixated on you I eventually murder you and make a suit out of your skin!
Angus (off camera) : Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(yougettheidea)
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M: "You! I walked into this one, didn't I?"
D: "Yeah, only a few people order their pizza with pepperoni, anchovy and fresh self-esteem."
M: "This is so embarrassing."
D: "Not any more embarrassing than getting single-shot-killed after weeks of preparation."
M&D: "........."
M&D: "Can. We. Forge.... An..... Alliance?"
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Oooh, well played!
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This:
must be the reason why they ended up with this:
Marigold: "Sorry about the 'Up yours, nigger'. I hope this pizza will in some small way say 'Thank You' for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible dragon."
Dale: "Thank you, much obliged."
Alternate caption:
Dale: "Pizzagram for Marigold. Pizzagram for Marigold."
Marigold: "Marigold like pizza."
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Sorry but the Blazing Saddles references have to win :laugh:
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Somebody has to go back and get a shitload of dimes for the pun jar.
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What does "Up yours" mean?
Oh wait, lemme guess. Does it have something to do with the arse of the recipient of the message?
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Very good!
And you despaired about your knowledge of English...
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Yes, I can now speak English very good.
:mrgreen:
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Sorry but the Blazing Saddles references have to win :laugh:
It's been too long since I last saw that movie.
I should own it on DVD, because any time longer than a week is too long a time since last seeing Blazing Saddles.
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"Mongo just a pawn in game of life."
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Campfire.
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Beans...more beans!
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Somebody has to go back and get a shitload of dimes for the pun jar.
Surely a fistful of dollars would be better?
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Beans...more beans!
Marigold: "So your father actually invented a TV that transmits smells?"
Hanners: "Yes. Never use it to watch 'Blazing Saddles'."
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Surely a fistful of dollars would be better?
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You are betraying the serious culture of this forum for thirty silver pieces.
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Well, somebody has to put he ugly into "Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo."