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Title: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: iduguphergrave on 07 Apr 2013, 11:40

New week! First image:

(http://i.imgur.com/v1XIJ48.png) (http://imgur.com/v1XIJ48)

Enjoy!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Pilchard123 on 07 Apr 2013, 12:01

M: They say he was AMAZING! He won three Piston Cups!
T:  He did what in his cup?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Apr 2013, 12:56

Marten: "Don't look now, but Dora's over there with Bailey".

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: mtmerrick on 07 Apr 2013, 14:34

marten: "there's a library spider on momo's head. Should we tell her?"

Tai: "!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: DrBear on 07 Apr 2013, 23:12

Marten: Don't look now, but Pintsize is copying his butt.
Tai: Cump!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: WAYF on 08 Apr 2013, 00:09

Marten: PSST! I have a suspicion that the library's curtains are drawn.

Tai: No waaayy.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Sidhekin on 08 Apr 2013, 00:39

Quote from: WAYF on 08 Apr 2013, 00:09

Marten: PSST! I have an inkling that the library's curtains are drawn.

Tai: No waaayy.

Hey, if you're going that way, go all the way.  8-)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: mtmerrick on 08 Apr 2013, 01:23

M:  "I.... may have found a container of LSD on the floor...."
T:   "Draaaaagons......"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: techkid on 08 Apr 2013, 02:27

Marten: "Are you sure you reminded Gabby about the black bin? She's been a while now..."
Tai: "O- ohhh... the black bin..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Border Reiver on 08 Apr 2013, 04:38

Marten:  "Alright, this is the lowdown on me and Claire ...."

Tai:  "  "

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: TinPenguin on 08 Apr 2013, 04:49

Marten "I got my foreskin pierced..."
Tai: "And you didn't take me with you?!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: DSL on 08 Apr 2013, 08:57

MARTEN: "The little hatsssss"
TAI: "Yesssssssss"

or

MARTEN: "She misses your body."
TAI: "AAAAAAA!"

or

MARTEN: (pffft)
TAI: "AAAAAAAAAAA!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Thrudd on 08 Apr 2013, 10:26

MARTEN: The rooster is in the henhouse... I repeat... The rooster is in the henhouse.

TAI: The waffle is in the toaster!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: FunkyTuba on 08 Apr 2013, 12:41

Quote from: TinPenguin on 08 Apr 2013, 04:49

Marten "I got my foreskin pierced..."
Tai: "And you didn't take me with you?!"

this one's going to be hard to top

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Apr 2013, 12:46

Marten: "Don't ask what I'm doing with my left hand."
Tai: "Eeep!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Apr 2013, 18:46

Marten: "Girls can have sex with each other too. They lick or rub."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Bluesummers on 08 Apr 2013, 21:25

MARTEN: "I'm not really a guy...are you into me yet?"
TAI: "...You're just not butch enough..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Apr 2013, 22:08

Marten: I joined in with Pintsize and the guitar and it was AWESOME.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Border Reiver on 09 Apr 2013, 09:15

Marten:  "You, me, Emily, Claire, Gabby, that chick who just walked in the door, your office in 5 minutes - the camera's already there."

Tai: "Buh"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Apr 2013, 10:54

WIN.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: mtmerrick on 09 Apr 2013, 16:03

yeah, i don't think i could bear Border's :P

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Border Reiver on 10 Apr 2013, 04:28

Why?

I mean someone has to take the staff photos. :wink:

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: RedWolf4 on 10 Apr 2013, 05:23

Marten: ". . . So yeah, that's Dora's infamous 'Skittle Surprise' . . ."

Tai: "She can cook too?!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: FunkyTuba on 10 Apr 2013, 13:24

Quote from: Border Reiver on 09 Apr 2013, 09:15

Marten:  "You, me, Emily, Claire, Gabby, that chick who just walked in the door, your office in 5 minutes - the camera's already there."
Tai: "Buh"

Later:
<Tai comes in removing her shirt>
Marten: "Uh, Tai I'd like you to meet the new trustee... she wanted to call a staff meeting but the rest of the board couldn't make it in person so we're doing a videoconference"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: iduguphergrave on 10 Apr 2013, 14:35

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/GEsF5nv.png) (http://imgur.com/GEsF5nv)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 10 Apr 2013, 14:58

Faye: "What are you playing?"
Marten: "Did you know you can sing 'Amazing Grace' to the theme from 'Gilligan's Island'?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Apr 2013, 15:04

Faye: "Can you even afford that?"
Marten: "My bank account is now like my love life: painfully empty. Isn't it great?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Spiff on 10 Apr 2013, 15:22

Faye: "It's very pretty. What do you call this?"

Marten: "Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Mr_Rose on 10 Apr 2013, 15:59

Faye: "What's so special about it?"
Marten: "This one goes to eight! That's, like, two more!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Apr 2013, 16:08

Faye: "As long as we're doing Spinal Tap quotes..."
Marten: "Big bottoms! Big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, Faye's sure got 'em..."

Here lies Marten Reed. He died with a song on his lips and Faye's hands on his throat.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: DSL on 10 Apr 2013, 16:26

FAYE: " ...?"
MARTEN: "I know, right? Who knew Pintsize's new sex toy could play songs, too?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: WAYF on 10 Apr 2013, 22:48

Faye: Can you at least play "Wish You Were Here" yet?

Marten: Somehow I don't think a guitar that goes DRRRNT would be all that good with Pink Floyd...

OR

Marten: I like my guitars how I like my women.

Faye: ...No strings attached?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Soulsynger on 11 Apr 2013, 01:46

Quote from: WAYF on 10 Apr 2013, 22:48

Marten: I like my guitars how I like my women.
Faye: ...No strings attached?

HorriblePunFoulStrikeOne.gif


Faye: "I am strangely attracted to you again."
Marten: "Sorry, babe, you've been replaced."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Skewbrow on 11 Apr 2013, 02:51

Faye: "That smirk on your face..."
Marten: "Just the mental image of you wearing nothing but this G-string."
Guitar: "Djent...Dzurrr...."
Guitar: "Twangggggggg"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: DSL on 11 Apr 2013, 03:54

Extra strings, WAYF. Marten's relationships always come with extra strings.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: techkid on 11 Apr 2013, 04:14

Marten: "Do you think that if I went into town with this, that it will impress the ladies?"
Faye: "If you have to ask, the answer is 'no'."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Apr 2013, 04:39

Faye:  "Where did you get that?"

Marten:  "Stole it off this guy with lots of tats and a bad back."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Spiff on 11 Apr 2013, 05:30

Marten: "You, know, lots of metal guitarists use a drop D tuning for their instruments. You're playing a low d on your guitar, where can you go frome there?"

Faye: "I don't know."

Marten: "Nowhere, exactly. What we do is if we need that extra...push over the cliff...you know what we do?"

Faye: "Add another string?"

Marten: "Exactly. One lower."

Faye: "Why don't you just use a bass guitar?"

Marten: "Dammit, Faye, now you've ruined the whole joke."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Soulsynger on 12 Apr 2013, 02:14

Faye: "What's it do?"
Marten: "Shines blue."


(I'm bored.)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: WAYF on 12 Apr 2013, 20:55

In the presence of lawyers, perhaps?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 109
Post by: Carl-E on 12 Apr 2013, 21:26

No, the musician's natural enemy. 





Drummers.