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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 14 Apr 2013, 11:09

Title: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: iduguphergrave on 14 Apr 2013, 11:09
Hiya, folks! Lets do this thing that is now:

(http://i.imgur.com/hvRvlfb.png) (http://imgur.com/hvRvlfb)

hooray
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Mr_Rose on 14 Apr 2013, 11:14
Emily: "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!"
Fairy: "Look, lady, I already told you, Zordon said teens with attitude. Teens!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: DSL on 14 Apr 2013, 11:39
EMILY: "..."
NOT-REALLY-A-FAIRY GIRL:

"HELP! POLICE!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Bluesummers on 14 Apr 2013, 11:45
EMILY: "I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with the compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time!"
FAIRY: "No! You'll shoot my eyes out!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 14 Apr 2013, 12:45
Emily: "Don't cry, it looks good on you!"
Fairy: "I should never have made that bet!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: cesium133 on 14 Apr 2013, 12:51
Emily: Aww, what's wrong?
Fairy: And then the little robot showed me a picture of some guy doing horrible things to a pony!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: $1.98 Drill Press on 14 Apr 2013, 13:03
EMILY:  FINALLY!  Someone stranger than me!
FAIRY:   IE IE CTHULHU FNGN!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Bluesummers on 14 Apr 2013, 13:18
Quote from: cesium133 on 14 Apr 2013, 12:51
Emily: Aww, what's wrong?
Fairy: And then the little robot showed me a picture of some guy doing horrible things to a pony!
Oof. I think we have a preliminary finalist.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 14 Apr 2013, 14:25
Welcome, new person!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: iduguphergrave on 14 Apr 2013, 15:05
Welcome, and good one  8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Apr 2013, 15:16
Quote from: $1.98 Drill Press on 14 Apr 2013, 13:03
EMILY:  FINALLY!  Someone stranger than me!
FAIRY:   IE IE CTHULHU FNGN!

MDBS? Did you forget your password or something?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 14 Apr 2013, 15:17
$1.98 Drill Press is my backup account for when passwords get SNAFU'd due to server crashes, email failures and general computer fuckery.

EMILY:  HOORAY MDBS IS BACK!
FAIRY:  FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER PUT ME FUCKING DOWN YOU FUCKING SOUL-PISSING CUM-BARGE!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: mtmerrick on 14 Apr 2013, 16:14
E: "and here we have the tribute for district 12"

F: *screaming*


(I didn't even really enjoy the hunger games, why was this what came to mind?)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Bluesummers on 14 Apr 2013, 18:04
Because you're a macabre son of a bitch. ;D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: WAYF on 14 Apr 2013, 20:32
Emily: Hey, I know you! You're that blonde lady who works at the coffee shop with Dora and Faye, aren't you? You wear glasses and read lots of books! Why are you dressing up as a fairy?

Penelope: Please for the love of God don't tell Wil, I just like to feel pretty sometimes!


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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: mtmerrick on 14 Apr 2013, 21:33
Quote from: Bluesummers on 14 Apr 2013, 18:04
Because you're a macabre son of a bitch. ;D

I'll take that as a complement :P

E: "!!!!"
F: "please don't take my lunch money!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: DrBear on 14 Apr 2013, 23:31
E: You're really that Pizza Girl, aren't you?
F: No, I'm the Five-dollar Footlong Fairy! Leave me alone!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: ChaoSera on 15 Apr 2013, 03:29
E: "Grant me my wishes, damnit!"
F: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: techkid on 15 Apr 2013, 05:42
Emily: "Whoa. I'm... TALL! Thanks!"

Fairy: "Aww... that growth spell was meant for me!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Apr 2013, 05:54
Quote from: DrBear on 14 Apr 2013, 23:31
E: You're really that Pizza Girl, aren't you?
F: No, I'm the Five-dollar Footlong Fairy! Leave me alone!
Win.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Soulsynger on 15 Apr 2013, 06:14
Emily: "Heeeeeey! I've been in enough hentai to know where this is going!"
Fairy: "Not again with the tentacles! KOWAII DESU!"

(I know, I'm horrible.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Apr 2013, 10:43
Quote from: techkid on 15 Apr 2013, 05:42
Emily: "Whoa. I'm... TALL! Thanks!"

Fairy: "Aww... that growth spell was meant for me!"

I'm impressed.

Emily: "Is it true that if you touch a fairy's shoulders you gain her powers?"
Fairy: "Waah! I gained yours instead!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 15 Apr 2013, 11:44
EMILY: Hey Tooth Fairy! You owe me $2.75 for uncollected teeth!
FAIRY: I know you... You're the weirdo with the fake teeth under her pillow, aren't you?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 15 Apr 2013, 21:55
EMILY:  So lifelike!  Anthro-PCs have come a long way!!
FAIRY:  MOTHERFUCKER I WIIL CUT YOU OPEN FROM EYEBROW TO CUNTHOLE YOU FUCKING SHIT-PISSING ASS-JOCKEY

(for some reason the idea of a profanity-spewing fairy makes me giggle)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: DrBear on 15 Apr 2013, 23:25
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 15 Apr 2013, 21:55
EMILY:  So lifelike!  Anthro-PCs have come a long way!!
FAIRY:  MOTHERFUCKER I WIIL CUT YOU OPEN FROM EYEBROW TO CUNTHOLE YOU FUCKING SHIT-PISSING ASS-JOCKEY

(for some reason the idea of a profanity-spewing fairy makes me giggle)
I'm sort of picturing Tinkerbelle with a dozen Yelling Birds circling her.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Border Reiver on 16 Apr 2013, 04:28
Emily:  "Now that I've caught you, what am I going to do?"

Fairy:  "I'd look out for Oberon, he's got a bit of a temper."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Apr 2013, 05:44
Quote from: DrBear on 15 Apr 2013, 23:25
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 15 Apr 2013, 21:55
EMILY:  So lifelike!  Anthro-PCs have come a long way!!
FAIRY:  MOTHERFUCKER I WIIL CUT YOU OPEN FROM EYEBROW TO CUNTHOLE YOU FUCKING SHIT-PISSING ASS-JOCKEY

(for some reason the idea of a profanity-spewing fairy makes me giggle)
I'm sort of picturing Tinkerbelle with a dozen Yelling Birds circling her.

Now I'm picturing Tinkerbell shouting profanity at Wendy. Like this: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97ftinkerbell.phtml (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97ftinkerbell.phtml) (It's a transcript; couldn't find the actual video)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: iduguphergrave on 17 Apr 2013, 11:22
NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/ZFdbMCw.png) (http://imgur.com/ZFdbMCw)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: FunkyTuba on 17 Apr 2013, 12:09
ok, let's get this one out of the way:

Faye: Well at least you own your own business and can get away with this stuff when it happens... Poor Tai!
Dora: Don't worry about her...she'll be fine.

Tai: This "exhibitionist trustees getting caught by Tai" thing is getting old. This time it was *this big*.
Emily: That doesn't seem like a very big gallery to me.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Apr 2013, 13:55
Dora: "I got drunk, OK?"
Tai: "We got drunk, got tattoos, and adopted a baby."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: WAYF on 17 Apr 2013, 21:50
Faye: Wow, Dora, what happened?
Dora: What happened is that I am never going to the zoo again.
---
Emily: But Ms. Hubbert, what kind of bird shouts and has purple-?
Tai: I DON'T KNOW, all I know is that it's purple and it's all over my body now and it WON'T WASH OFF!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: Border Reiver on 18 Apr 2013, 04:49
Faye/Emily:  "What?"

Dora/Tai:  "It was a REALLY good party.  Now never speak of this again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 18 Apr 2013, 08:52
DORA: Fucking guest strip authors!
TAI: Look at it! Jeph's unavailable for ONE goddamn day and this happens. I feel violated! Harrassed! Someone will hang for this! Do you know a good lawyer?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 18 Apr 2013, 09:06
FAYE:  Butts?!
DORA.  Aye.  Butts.

EMILY:  Butts plural?
TAI:  SO MANY GODDAMN BUTTS.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 110
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Apr 2013, 12:04
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 18 Apr 2013, 08:52
DORA: ####### guest strip authors!
TAI: Look at it! Jeph's unavailable for ONE goddamn day and this happens. I feel violated! Harrassed! Someone will hang for this! Do you know a good lawyer?

Win.