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Title: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Apr 2013, 13:39
New week! Awesome! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/Xg1AEke.png) (http://imgur.com/Xg1AEke)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Masterpiece on 28 Apr 2013, 13:53
Gordon: I WANT TO TASTE YOUR FLUIDS
Hanners: See, I knew you were a hallucination!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Apr 2013, 13:56
Gordon: I WANT TO TASTE YOUR FLUIDS
Hanners: According to Dale, you're supposed to bring me a pizza first.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Skewbrow on 28 Apr 2013, 14:28
Hanners: "Station sent you to check my biometrics? What's the password?"
Gordon: "Rosebud."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: mtmerrick on 28 Apr 2013, 16:05
Hanners: (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100916170741/questionablecontent/images/a/a7/Dora_quote.png)

G: "command acknowledged. executing"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Apr 2013, 16:37
Gordon: "Why?"
Hannelore: "I'm just not at a place in my life where I can do that. It's not you, it's me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 28 Apr 2013, 16:57
GORDON:  I'm here to taste your--
HANNERS:  --yes fluids.  The joke is well run by now can we just move along already?
GORDON:   --well espresso technically IS a fluid, but I assure you my caffeine addiction is no joke young lady.
HANNERS:  In that case,  one espresso supreme pulled long coming up that'll be $7.95.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: DSL on 28 Apr 2013, 17:18
HANNELORE: "I don't mind you just coming in to use the Restroom of Doom, but the tables are for customers only. You can't just pee to park here."
GARY or GORDON or whatever Jeph's calling him: "But I'm your friendly neighborhood spider, man!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: DrBear on 28 Apr 2013, 17:28
G-R-(--): Banana smoothie, please. I've heard it's really good.
HANNERS: I'm sorry, the hammer's at the repair shop.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: FunkyTuba on 28 Apr 2013, 20:55
Hanners: GET RID OF...
Gordon: I'm not your hero?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Apr 2013, 21:45
Gordon: "Where is my pet fly?"
Hannelore: "The fly was really old. We've sent him to a farm where he can run free."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Sidhekin on 28 Apr 2013, 22:05
Hanners: I thought you were supposed to be a nine-foot pterodactyl.
Gary: I am.  What are you seeing?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Kugai on 28 Apr 2013, 22:53
Gary:  "Rainbow Lovechild."

Hanners:  "I'm sorry, but you have the wrong android."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: GarandMarine on 28 Apr 2013, 23:10
Hanners: Once my reality snaps back into place, I'm going to rend you to constituent atoms if you're still here
Gordon: ...Help
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: ChaoSera on 29 Apr 2013, 02:11
Gordon: "... Hello!"
Hanners: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: techkid on 29 Apr 2013, 04:13
Gordon: "Hi, can I get a-"
Hannelore: Sssh! I'm watching the shop! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2363)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Border Reiver on 29 Apr 2013, 05:09
Hanners:  "For the last time, I'm not playing Gwen."

Gary:  "But Norman's waiting for us at the bridge."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Apr 2013, 07:28
Quote from: Sidhekin on 28 Apr 2013, 22:05
Hanners: I thought you were supposed to be a nine-foot pterodactyl.
Gary: I am.  What are you seeing?

Victory.  8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Boiled Dove on 29 Apr 2013, 07:55
Quote from: techkid on 29 Apr 2013, 04:13
Gordon: "Hi, can I get a-"
Hannelore: Sssh! I'm watching the shop! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2363)

Nice

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: mtmerrick on 29 Apr 2013, 09:47
G: wait, where are we?

Hanners : I dunno... Everything went all melty for a second.... And.... Here we are.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: DSL on 29 Apr 2013, 12:08
H: "I'm not supposed to talk to my hallucinations."
G: "That's rude. As you can see, I talk to mine."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Loki on 29 Apr 2013, 12:45
Ah, mawwiage. That dream within a dream...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: FunkyTuba on 30 Apr 2013, 00:54
Gordon: I heard that since Faye's sculpture got bought there's an opening for a single-shot espresso maker here at the shop?
Hanners: ok, we'll have to get you fitted for all the quantum entanglement parts Raven came up with, can you make an appointment last Tuesday?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Apr 2013, 08:18
Well done.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: DSL on 30 Apr 2013, 10:28
Quote from: ChaoSera on 29 Apr 2013, 02:11
Gordon: "... Hello!"
Hanners: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

HANNELORE: "FRIENNNNNNNNNDS?"
GORDON: (backs up slowly)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Apr 2013, 11:27
Another great one.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: techkid on 01 May 2013, 03:14
Quote from: DSL on 30 Apr 2013, 10:28
HANNELORE: "FRIENNNNNNNNNDS?"
GORDON: (backs up slowly)
That comic still makes me cringe in fear...

Nice one, DSL
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 112
Post by: RedWolf4 on 01 May 2013, 04:00
Hanners: *WOOKIE SOUNDS*
Gordon: "But I let you win!!!"