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Title: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 May 2013, 12:40
Woo new week and sick as a dog. FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/vx6dC4A.png) (http://imgur.com/vx6dC4A)

Enjoy *cough*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: DSL on 12 May 2013, 12:41
ANGUS: "I hear the drums echoing tonight ... "
FAYE: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 12:47
Angus: "Coffee is bad for you."
Pugnacious Peach: "La la la I can't hear you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: cesium133 on 12 May 2013, 12:57
Angus: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Faye: NOT THAT BAD!?
Sound effects from neighboring room: Vrrrr shlup shlup shlup rrrrrr weeee Oh yeah baby unf unf mm yeah
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: RedWolf4 on 12 May 2013, 15:02
Angus: "Luke, I AM your father!"

Faye: "Why do you ALWAYS do that after sex?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:14
ANGUS:  Oh come on, just once...
FAYE:  NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 15:22
Angus: "You look cute with a pillow around your head!"
Pugnacious Peach: "Yes, my hair stylist recommended it."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 15:24
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:14
ANGUS:  Oh come on, just once...
FAYE:  NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.

Pure gold.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Akima on 12 May 2013, 15:24
Quote from: DSL on 12 May 2013, 12:41
ANGUS: "I hear the drums echoing tonight ... "
FAYE: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ..."

Pure platinum.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Masterpiece on 12 May 2013, 15:38
Angus: I still think I looked manlier with back hair.
Faye: Ugh, don't remind me, I still find hairballs in the linens.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:45
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 15:24
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:14
ANGUS:  Oh come on, just once...
FAYE:  NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.

Pure gold.

I really didn't expect to be the first...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 16:45
Angus: "Isn't that the road construction crew Hannelore mentioned?"
Pugnacious Peach: "make it stop make it stop make it stop"

Angus: "If I can't pinch your earlobe, may I squeeze a nipple?"
Pugnacious Peach: "Gently!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Border Reiver on 12 May 2013, 16:56
Angus:  "It's your turn to feed the baby honey."

Faye:  "I'll get ready, you change her first.  Maybe that'll get her to stop screaming first."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 17:28
ANGUS:  I'ma go check and see if the comic has updated!
FAYE:  Convention weekend, hun.  More'n likely a guest strip go back to sleep.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: FunkyTuba on 12 May 2013, 20:10
Quote from: cesium133 on 12 May 2013, 12:57
Angus: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Faye: NOT THAT BAD!?
Sound effects from neighboring room: Vrrrr shlup shlup shlup rrrrrr weeee Oh yeah baby unf unf mm yeah
Angus: At least Pintsize found some porn involving humans this time.... Last week's obsession with dolphin/sloth slash was really wearing thin
Faye: DON'T REMIND ME!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Kugai on 12 May 2013, 22:31
Angus:  "I told you you'd like the Speaker Pillow."

Faye:  "Quiet!  I'm listening to the latest Deathmole Album."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 22:33
ANGUS:  New comic is up see that it's NOT a guest strip!
FAYE:  For the love of-- stop feeling me up and go back to sleep!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 23:19
Angus: "Pintsize says it's positive!"
Pugnacious Peach: "oh god oh god oh god"

Angus: "George Lucas is making another Star Wars movie!"
Pugnacious Peach: "oh god oh god oh god"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Soulsynger on 14 May 2013, 02:21
Angus: "Just the tip?"
Faye: "If that's just the tip why do I taste latex in the back of my throat?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Storel on 14 May 2013, 17:16
Quote from: RedWolf4 on 12 May 2013, 15:02
Angus: "Luke, I AM your father!"

Faye: "Why do you ALWAYS do that after sex?!"

This one made me laugh the hardest (so far).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Kugai on 14 May 2013, 23:05
Angus:  "SOOOOOME ENCHANTED EVENINGGGGGG."

Faye:  "This is definitely the last time I run that DVD!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: cesium133 on 15 May 2013, 05:59
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 12 May 2013, 20:10
Quote from: cesium133 on 12 May 2013, 12:57
Angus: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Faye: NOT THAT BAD!?
Sound effects from neighboring room: Vrrrr shlup shlup shlup rrrrrr weeee Oh yeah baby unf unf mm yeah
Angus: At least Pintsize found some porn involving humans this time.... Last week's obsession with dolphin/sloth slash was really wearing thin
Faye: DON'T REMIND ME!
Angus: Marigold posted a video of herself on the internet!?
Faye: If you ever touch a computer again, we're through.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 May 2013, 09:34
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 15:24
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:14
ANGUS:  Oh come on, just once...
FAYE:  NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.

Pure gold.
Quote from: Akima on 12 May 2013, 15:24
Pure platinum.

All I could think of after reading that is that the two strip clubs just north of where I live were once called Pure Gold and Pure Platinum, respectively.

Yup. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/lYB8vC3.png) (http://imgur.com/lYB8vC3)

And also, what else might Angus be suitable for?

(http://i.imgur.com/SFcJ8cx.png) (http://imgur.com/SFcJ8cx)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: celticgeek on 15 May 2013, 09:40
Hannelore:  Sorry, Mom, I'm taking over the business. 

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: cesium133 on 15 May 2013, 09:41
Minion: Ms. Ellicott-Chatham, we have captured Mr. Clean.
Hannelore: Good. Bring him to my chambers and hold all calls.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: K1dmor on 15 May 2013, 10:01
 Hannelore: So we meet again Mr. Bond..
 -----
 Hannelore: Release the Kraken.
 ---------
 Hannelore: EXcellent.
 -------------
 Hannelore: 3011 screensaver fishes, 3012 screensaver fishes, 3013 scre......
 ----------------
 Hanners: No. Leave her. This one has... potential.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Loki on 15 May 2013, 10:15
Hanners: Good. Let the tapircide (http://www.questionablecontent.net/1293) begin.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: jwhouk on 15 May 2013, 10:22
HANNELORE: "Launch the shippers."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: K1dmor on 15 May 2013, 10:45
 Hanners: *Checking browser history* So you weren't playing games....i'll teach you Miss Farmer.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: jmucchiello on 15 May 2013, 10:53
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 23:19
Angus: "George Lucas is making another Star Wars movie!"
Pugnacious Peach: "oh god oh god oh god"
Angus: Oh, wait. My mistake. Disney is making a new Star Wars movie.
Pugnacious Peach: OH GOD! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Mr_Rose on 15 May 2013, 11:05
Hannelore: “No. No more death traps and monologuing; shoot him in the head and burn the body. No-one is foiling me this time!”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 15 May 2013, 11:23
HANNERCEO: That Mr. Jacques is STILL using our Deathmole name. Engage the orbital death ray guns.

alternative:

HANNERCEO: That Mr. Jacques is STILL using our Deathmole name. Bring him here; we'll show him who's boss in a drum battle.

and combining both images:

MINION: The applicant for Court Jester is here for the audition, Ms. Director Ellicot-Chatham.
HANNERCEO: Bring him in!
ANGUS: Prithee and merrily good lady! 'Twas on a glorious day in september ...
HANNERCEO: Angus, what the hell are you doing here?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Masterpiece on 15 May 2013, 11:46
Quote from: K1dmor on 15 May 2013, 10:01
Hannelore: Release the Kraken.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was my line
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Neko_Ali on 15 May 2013, 12:30
Super special bonus combo scene!

HANNERCEO: Release the Deathmole.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Zebediah on 15 May 2013, 12:47
So many possibilities:

"Mr. McPhee's services are no longer required. Instruct Pintsize to deal with him."

"Bring me the head of Yelling Bird."

"Release the tapir (http://www.questionablecontent.net/1293)."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Carl-E on 15 May 2013, 13:07
"Now that I've turned Coffee of Doom into the most successful franchise in the world, I can commence my evil plans. 

Take that, Dr. Evil's Starbuck's!" 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Pilchard123 on 15 May 2013, 13:37
Quote from: Neko_Ali on 15 May 2013, 12:30
Super special bonus combo scene!

HANNERCEO: Release the Deathmole.

Is the object of this to give intruders incapacitating bassboners?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 May 2013, 13:41
Evil Hanners: "It glows by itself. I wonder how it works."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: K1dmor on 15 May 2013, 14:18
 -"Miss Ellicott-Chatham, Marten Reed refuse to give us a sample".
 Hanners: "Call Gordon, he own us a favor."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: GarandMarine on 15 May 2013, 15:21
Hanners: Bring Solo and the wookie to me, they shall suffer for this indignity.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 May 2013, 16:30
Evil Hanners: "Now that I have succeeded in putting my fingers together, what villainy shall I plot next?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: DSL on 15 May 2013, 16:37
HANNELORE: "Oh listen to him. He's crying. ... What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: celticgeek on 15 May 2013, 17:20
Open Audition
No Experience Necessary
Comedic Actor, TV or Movies, That sort of thing.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Kugai on 15 May 2013, 19:14
"Hello Neo (Marten in long black coat) I am The Architect."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 May 2013, 19:46
Evil Hanners: "You know that moment in every woman's life when she realizes she's turned into her mother?
It feels pretty good."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 May 2013, 20:04
Hannelore:  "I've got one more meeting, then I'll be on the way home.  Give the boys a hug for me and tell them Mommy's sorry she missed dinner, but I'll be there to tuck them into bed.  Love you Steve."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Kugai on 15 May 2013, 22:02
Quote from: Border Reiver on 15 May 2013, 20:04
Hannelore:  "I've got one more meeting, then I'll be on the way home.  Give the boys a hug for me and tell them Mommy's sorry she missed dinner, but I'll be there to tuck them into bed.  Love you Steve."

Dun DUN DUN
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Masterpiece on 15 May 2013, 22:54
Quote from: Kugai on 15 May 2013, 22:02
Dun DUN DUN
a million times this
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Spiff on 16 May 2013, 02:32
Hanners: "Get me the acetone. There was an accident with the superglue."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Soulsynger on 16 May 2013, 02:56
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 15 May 2013, 09:34
(http://i.imgur.com/lYB8vC3.png) (http://imgur.com/lYB8vC3)

Hanners: "We can rebuild him, we have the technology. Operation Bionic Bandicoot is a go."


edit:
OPEN AUDITION
For DNA compatibility study
No previous experience necessary
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Loki on 16 May 2013, 07:43
Quote from: Spiff on 16 May 2013, 02:32
Hanners: "Get me the acetone. There was an accident with the superglue."

...Hanners was impersonating Angela Merkel?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Carl-E on 16 May 2013, 12:42
Is that what happened to Greece? 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: jwhouk on 16 May 2013, 13:02
HANNELORE: "I don't care if Greek society collapses. I had a baklava with walnuts in it. They must pay."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 May 2013, 14:53
Evil Hanners: "Ah, yes, what to do about the cute new pool boy. I wonder what would happen if I dragged him behind the counter and engaged in negotiated consensual lovemaking with him?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Carl-E on 16 May 2013, 14:58
A lawsuit from the "dragging him behind the counter" part. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Soulsynger on 16 May 2013, 15:24
"Ah, Pedro the poolboy. My mom was always screaming at him in the tool shed but she never fired him." - Elliot Reid.


Hanners: "My floors look filthy."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Storel on 16 May 2013, 16:25
Hanners: Luke... I am your father. And your mother...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Masterpiece on 16 May 2013, 17:10
Quote from: jwhouk on 16 May 2013, 13:02
HANNELORE: "I don't care if Greek society collapses. I had a baklava with walnuts in it. They must pay."
Baklava is NOT a Greek dish.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Valdís on 16 May 2013, 17:17
Well, only partially in any case, as it combines both old Greek forms of pastries with the layered bread of Turkic peoples? :wink:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Storel on 16 May 2013, 17:26
That whole region of the world seems to do baklava. When I was a kid there were a couple of little Russian bakeries across the street from each other, and they both made excellent baklava. For years I thought baklava originally came from Russia.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: GarandMarine on 16 May 2013, 17:42
I've been invited to Greek thanksgivings (and survived, a mark of considerable pride for me) and they served Baklava at all three... or was it four? meals. (After dinner 2: dinner harder, everything kinda starts to blur together...) but they all served baklava from various great great grandmother's recipes.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: jwhouk on 16 May 2013, 17:58
HANNELORE: "They're over-analyzing things on the boards again. Set phasers to stun."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: WAYF on 16 May 2013, 18:49
Open Audition: Professional Sexmaster.
No previous experience necessary.
Contact details overleaf.

Angus: FINALLY, a chance to fulfil my lifelong d-... hang on, "no previous experience necessary"? What the hell?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: K1dmor on 16 May 2013, 21:03
 Hanners: He can't move out. I am the Creator of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions. What's the point of the program without Truman Angus?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Soulsynger on 17 May 2013, 01:42
Quote from: jwhouk on 16 May 2013, 17:58
HANNELORE: "They're over-analyzing things on the boards again. Set phasers to disintegrate."
FTFY.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Akima on 17 May 2013, 05:36
"Don't make me angry, Gaius. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 May 2013, 06:21
Quote from: Akima on 17 May 2013, 05:36
"Don't make me angry, Gaius. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I love this.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: jwhouk on 17 May 2013, 06:29
That's MY line, Akima.

(Take a look at the last four letters of my screen name. That's my last name. I grew up when Bill Bixby uttered those words. Guess what I was called a lot growing up.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 May 2013, 10:30
Tricia Helfer said it soo much better than Bill did - sorry man, you know its true.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 15:53
Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: jwhouk on 17 May 2013, 18:39
HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only one conclusion. (pause) Iduguphergrave must be stopped."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Loki on 17 May 2013, 23:15
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 15:53
Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: iduguphergrave on 17 May 2013, 23:34
Quote from: jwhouk on 17 May 2013, 18:39
HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only one conclusion. (pause) Iduguphergrave must be stopped."

 :-o

I'd leave the country but it's pointless when a space station laser is after you. I think i'm screwed...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 23:48
Quote from: Loki on 17 May 2013, 23:15
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 15:53
Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?

I was thinking of the strip where Angus offered to connect the Pugnacious Peach with his supplier.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Pilchard123 on 18 May 2013, 02:10
That could make a good end-of-trailer line.

Quote from: jwhouk
HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only . (pause, BG music stops) Iduguphergrave must be stopped. (Quick fade/cut to black)"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: cesium133 on 18 May 2013, 10:55
Quote from: Loki on 17 May 2013, 23:15
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 15:53
Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?
Dale is a customer of Angus's fancy glasses man.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Storel on 18 May 2013, 19:20
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 May 2013, 20:05
Evil Hanners: "My hands ... they can touch themselves...wow...better call out for some deep dish"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Edguy on 23 May 2013, 09:23
Quote from: DSL on 12 May 2013, 12:41
ANGUS: "I hear the drums echoing tonight ... "
FAYE: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ..."

ANGUS:"I'm coming in!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Pilchard123 on 23 May 2013, 10:43
12:30 flight?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Carl-E on 23 May 2013, 13:44
Angus (reading): "Her moonlit wings reflect the stars..."
Faye: (to herself) WTF?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: DSL on 23 May 2013, 15:07
P. PEACH (to herself): "I wonder if he'll have any better luck getting 'Kilimanjaro' to fit the scansion ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Skewbrow on 23 May 2013, 22:01
No. It's too big. Serengeti is barely room enough.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: DSL on 24 May 2013, 10:18
Ah yes. It is "Serengeti." -- which still doesn't fit the scansion.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Thrudd on 24 May 2013, 10:40
Corporate Hanners : "Thunderbirds are GO!"

Hanners : "Oh this is... this is nice, this is the end, okay. Where exactly am I? Oh grea… here's the song, oh good. Um, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How do I get home? What do I eat? Was Rei my-my mom? Or a clone? Or, hell, was this all in my mind? Wha-what's an EVA? Is that sort of a Freudian thing? Er… um Am I real? Oh, hell, does a bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now but um… Oh God… Where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't run... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that: Where the fuck would I go? I'm on a big blue ball! Uhh, is this how you end the series? I mean, is this where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as Hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now, 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhereland! You ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya bastards?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Kugai on 24 May 2013, 14:48
"Rosebud!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Carl-E on 24 May 2013, 22:19
Quote from: Kugai on 24 May 2013, 14:48
"Rosebud!"

Is that Angus, or Faye?   :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 May 2013, 22:33
Pintsize.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Skewbrow on 25 May 2013, 00:06
Quote from: DSL on 24 May 2013, 10:18
Ah yes. It is "Serengeti." -- which still doesn't fit the scansion.
Nope. A disturbingly forced verse in the lyrics. Thankfully `boy meets girl' was not about take place in that small village in Wales - what was it called again Ll......bwllll...ogogogogogoch ?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: Redball on 25 May 2013, 06:41
This. (http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/say.php)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
Post by: pwhodges on 26 May 2013, 15:30
Normally actually spoken as "Llanfair P G".

I once had a cat that came from there; we called him Nelson, because he was acquired following a conversation during a picnic on the beach by the Menai Bridge underneath a column like Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square.