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Title: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: iduguphergrave on 19 May 2013, 14:08
Welcome to a new week! Please don't kill me with an orbital laser! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/04AaFMo.png) (http://imgur.com/04AaFMo)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Zebediah on 19 May 2013, 14:31
Might as well start on a classy note:

Faye: BUURRRP!
Claire: Nice one...
Dora: Good god, that's going to set off seismographs from here to California!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Mr_Rose on 19 May 2013, 14:33
May as well have a theme…
Faye: "Buurrrpppp!"
Calire: "Oh, gross!"
Dora: "What the hell did you have for lunch? I smell fresh asphalt!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: celticgeek on 19 May 2013, 14:41
Faye:    Burrrppp!
Claire:  That didn't sound like "Faye Whittaker".
Dora:  That was just a warm up burp.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Redball on 19 May 2013, 15:24
Faye:    BurrFayeWhitakerrppp!
Claire:  Ohmigod!
Dora:  OK, but betcha can't do "Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: DSL on 19 May 2013, 15:44
P. PEACH: "BURRRR
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
RRRRRRRP."
CLAIRE: "Not bad. Now do Edward Everett's speech."
DORA: "We'll be here all night!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: DrBear on 19 May 2013, 15:44
Faye:  BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
Claire: Wow, that's disgusting!
Dora: What's really disgusting is that she used Comic Sans.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: DSL on 19 May 2013, 15:46
P. PEACH: "The BURRRP in BURRRP BURRRPs mainly on the BURRRRP!"
CLAIRE: "She's got it!"
DORA: "By George, I think she's got it!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: jwhouk on 19 May 2013, 16:23
Ancient reference, DSL.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: cesium133 on 19 May 2013, 16:33
Faye: Angus, that is AMAZING.
Claire: Is it really necessary for Angus to be doing that under the counter here. You've both got apartments.
Dora: Seriously, you guys, I fed Sara to an allosaurus for something like that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 19 May 2013, 17:01
FAYE:  ANGUS EARFUCKED ME LAST NIGHT

CLAIRE:  One at a time or in one side and out the other?

DORA:  .....



(Also:  C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Storel on 19 May 2013, 17:13
Ancient reference, DSL.

But still amusing.  8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: WAYF on 20 May 2013, 03:13
...
...
I have precisely nothing of value to contribute to this burp-a-thon. :P

DSL, though. How do you do it? :shock:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: DSL on 20 May 2013, 03:33
A head injury I received as a child. The recoil from the  head cannon can throw you before you get used to it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 May 2013, 09:05
Faye: "I just realized: I should have more vegetables in my diet."
Claire: "Maybe you should eat peas".
Dora: "Claire! Language!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: FunkyTuba on 20 May 2013, 10:17
Faye: Butts..
Claire: Butts.
Dora: Butts!

/got nothin
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 May 2013, 10:32
Faye: "I AM A ROBOT."
Claire: "Yeah, you remind me of Pintsize."
Dora: "Claire! How could you say that!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: cesium133 on 20 May 2013, 10:35
Faye: Butts..
Claire: Butts.
Dora: Butts!

/got nothin

Faye: Behinds!
Claire: Butts!
Dora: Asses!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 20 May 2013, 11:31
FAYE:    *note that only awesome people can hear*
CLAIRE:  Impressive, however  you're going to attract that yelling-bird if you keep that up...
DORA:   Keep what up?  Faye close your mouth.







Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Loki on 20 May 2013, 14:32
P. PEACH: "The BURRRP in BURRRP BURRRPs mainly on the BURRRRP!"
CLAIRE: "She's got it!"
DORA: "By George, I think she's got it!"

Ancient reference, DSL.

Uh... what?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Pilchard123 on 20 May 2013, 14:38
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Fair_Lady
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(play) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(play))
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rain_in_Spain

I've actually never seen it either on film or on stage. *shame*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: jwhouk on 20 May 2013, 17:16
FAYE: "Disk Access Failure. Abort, Retry, Fail?"
CLAIRE: "Oh no, she's gone DOS on us!"
DORA: "Told you not to wave that magnetic stick in front of her."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Zebediah on 20 May 2013, 19:17
Ah, DOS error messages. I remember them well. I used to joke that "Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail" pretty accurately summed up my college experience.  :laugh:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: DSL on 20 May 2013, 20:48
P PEACH: "                 "
CLAIRE: "I can't hear you."
DORA: "Why are all those dogs trying to get in?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Soulsynger on 21 May 2013, 01:36
Faye: F  R  R  R  R  T
Claire: "All that coffee will do that to you."
Dora: "Somewhere Hanners is cowering in fear."

Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Hanners: "My Everest. It's so dirty."

(I'm classy'ing this up, yeah.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Spiff on 21 May 2013, 07:06
Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Hanners from last week: "Activate the shields. We are under attack."

When I look at this week's image they remind me of Daffy, Elmer and Bugs, but I can't think of a good caption.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Border Reiver on 21 May 2013, 07:18
Welcome to a new week! Please don't kill me with an orbital laser! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/04AaFMo.png) (http://imgur.com/04AaFMo)

Enjoy!

Faye:  "Try to act naturally, that creepy guy is watching us right now."

Claire:  "Seriously, I thought we got an injunction to keep that guy off set.  He was trying to get a look in my dressing room last week."

Dora:  "I'll go have a word with security."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 May 2013, 09:53
Faye: "Angus did me in the ear last night. My mind is still blown. It was the most intense experience of my life."
Claire: "Eww, seriously?"
Dora: "How could you? That's my secret sex move!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 May 2013, 11:26
Faye: "Angus did me in the ear last night. My mind is still blown. It was the most intense experience of my life."
Claire: "Eww, seriously?"
Dora: "How could you? That's my secret sex move!"


Scroll up,  I already went there. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 May 2013, 11:35
Oh. Yes.

Faye: "The number 8 is like an infinity sign turned sideways."
Claire: "Are you on something?"
Dora: "Those muffins were for the customers!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Akima on 21 May 2013, 17:32
Faye:  "There's something crawling up my leg! What is crawling up my leg?!"
Claire: "Are you high or something? There's nothing there, Faye."
Dora:  "Aargh! It's huge! Keep it away from me!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Kugai on 21 May 2013, 19:52
Faye:  "Please stand by, normal service will be resumed shortly.  Please stand by, ......."
Claire:  "Hey!  What's going on here!"
Dora (In though bubble)  "Dammit, she knows.  Now I'll HAVE to use the Neuraliser."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: iduguphergrave on 22 May 2013, 10:04
Well that went in an...interesting direction  :psyduck:

NEW PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/Mw4vOMo.png) (http://imgur.com/Mw4vOMo)

Marten: That song was so hardcore, it hit me in the nuts!
Amir: Naw dude, that was Hanners.
Hannelore: Your rock intensity was scaring me!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Zebediah on 22 May 2013, 10:27
Amir: "I seriously want to bang you,  man!"
Marten: "Um, what?"
Hannelore: "In yaoi this would be super sexy. In real life, it sort of isn't."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Mr_Rose on 22 May 2013, 10:35
Amir: "Uh, Marten, the audience is behind you?"
Marten: "Audience‽"
Hannelore: "At least he's got pants on this time."

(Marten suffers from rocknesia, you see. It's a condition similar to stage fright except instead of being terrified, you forget where you are and why)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: DSL on 22 May 2013, 10:36
AMIR: "I was thinking about band costumes. Maybe tiger-striped ... "
MARTEN: " ... leotards ..."
HANNERS: " ... with tails? No."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 May 2013, 12:46
Marten: "Pintsize?"
Amir: "Yeah, he's our new drummer."
Hannelore: "Oh, is that how you're supposed to play drums? I don't think I can do that."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Loki on 22 May 2013, 12:51
AMIR: "I was thinking about band costumes. Maybe tiger-striped ... "
MARTEN: " ... leotards ..."
HANNERS: " ... with tails? No."

Ah, you were sent on an archive binge today as well? :D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: DSL on 22 May 2013, 13:42
An archive binge would have given me:

AMIR: "I've been thinking about band costumes ..."
MARTEN: "Remember that interlude we had once, when Hanners had the short hair and did the, what was it, ridiculously complicatedatonal guitar riff ..."
HANNERS: "I'm not wearing Dora's fantasy costume."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Skewbrow on 22 May 2013, 14:10
Amir: Dude, when you were alternating between 3/4 and 5/4, and she did the opposite... That totally rocked!
Marten: I did?
Hanners: I did?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: TinPenguin on 22 May 2013, 14:18
Amir: "Woah, that did really weird things to me..."
Marten: "Yeah, this was definitely some Questionable Con-djent"
Hanners: "Please don't try to make puns again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 May 2013, 14:57
Marten: "N-Natasha?"
Amir: "Yeah, we're back together. I couldn't resist her perfume."
Hannelore: "I'm leaving."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 22 May 2013, 18:16
Amir: What are you looking at? Is someone behind me?
Marten: Holy Mother of Butts!
Hanners: You told me you locked the door and Pintsize didn't have a key!

Eh, I'm new to this. I started with Marten's line, which I think perfectly fits that expression, but Amir and Hannelore's are a bit forced.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Carl-E on 22 May 2013, 18:23
Amir: "What the hell, are you OK?  How come you're not playing?" 
Marten: "Gaaaaaahhhh..."
Hannelore: "I think it's just performance anxiety.  Dora told me it happens to him sometimes." 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 May 2013, 20:12
Eh, I'm new to this.

It's harder than it looks, and this is a difficult one.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Soulsynger on 22 May 2013, 23:22
It takes a lot of archive-fu sometimes.

Marten: "Why do I hear Lovecraftian chanting?"
Amir: "I don't know. I thought Momo was the one with the tentacles."
Hanners: "You know, there are nicer ways to tell me I'm flashing again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Border Reiver on 23 May 2013, 04:49
Amir:  "What?  What's going on behind me?  Why do I feel like thousands of people are looking at me?"

Marten:  "I think some of them need to put on pants..."

Hanners:  "Marten, you're going on about this "fourth wall" again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Thrudd on 23 May 2013, 06:24
Amir: "I  think we can pull this off with Hanner's mad math skills!"
Marten: "What? But I can't pull of sounding like a munchkin giving a sermon."
Hannelore: "I'm going to need a much bigger drum set."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Spiff on 24 May 2013, 15:51
Amir: "Dude, I just popped the biggest boner."

Hanners: "Me too."

Marten: "Too much information!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: cesium133 on 24 May 2013, 16:04
It took me a minute to notice what you did there. I vote that you win the thread.  :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 May 2013, 16:13
I dunno, it doesn't have that special something.

Wait a second...

EDIT: Why is it that my pagebreaks are never funny?  :x
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Masterpiece on 24 May 2013, 22:17
That's because page breaks are never funny.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Carl-E on 24 May 2013, 22:21
They can only be epic, and that's a rarity. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Kugai on 25 May 2013, 14:41
Indeed.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 May 2013, 15:01
That's because page breaks are never funny.

Nothing wrong with the content of your page breaks. Maybe it's your timing.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 115
Post by: pwhodges on 26 May 2013, 15:34
They can only be epic, and that's a rarity.

Page breaks here are a rarity, because they only come every 50 posts (by default - you can set your own value) rather than the 20 or 25 that most forums set.