THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 19 May 2013, 14:08
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Welcome to a new week! Please don't kill me with an orbital laser! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/04AaFMo.png) (http://imgur.com/04AaFMo)
Enjoy!
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Might as well start on a classy note:
Faye: BUURRRP!
Claire: Nice one...
Dora: Good god, that's going to set off seismographs from here to California!
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May as well have a theme…
Faye: "Buurrrpppp!"
Calire: "Oh, gross!"
Dora: "What the hell did you have for lunch? I smell fresh asphalt!"
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Faye: Burrrppp!
Claire: That didn't sound like "Faye Whittaker".
Dora: That was just a warm up burp.
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Faye: BurrFayeWhitakerrppp!
Claire: Ohmigod!
Dora: OK, but betcha can't do "Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham."
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P. PEACH: "BURRRR
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
RRRRRRRP."
CLAIRE: "Not bad. Now do Edward Everett's speech."
DORA: "We'll be here all night!"
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Faye: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
Claire: Wow, that's disgusting!
Dora: What's really disgusting is that she used Comic Sans.
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P. PEACH: "The BURRRP in BURRRP BURRRPs mainly on the BURRRRP!"
CLAIRE: "She's got it!"
DORA: "By George, I think she's got it!"
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Ancient reference, DSL.
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Faye: Angus, that is AMAZING.
Claire: Is it really necessary for Angus to be doing that under the counter here. You've both got apartments.
Dora: Seriously, you guys, I fed Sara to an allosaurus for something like that.
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FAYE: ANGUS EARFUCKED ME LAST NIGHT
CLAIRE: One at a time or in one side and out the other?
DORA: .....
(Also: C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!)
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Ancient reference, DSL.
But still amusing. 8-)
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I have precisely nothing of value to contribute to this burp-a-thon. :P
DSL, though. How do you do it? :shock:
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A head injury I received as a child. The recoil from the head cannon can throw you before you get used to it.
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Faye: "I just realized: I should have more vegetables in my diet."
Claire: "Maybe you should eat peas".
Dora: "Claire! Language!"
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Faye: Butts..
Claire: Butts.
Dora: Butts!
/got nothin
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Faye: "I AM A ROBOT."
Claire: "Yeah, you remind me of Pintsize."
Dora: "Claire! How could you say that!"
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Faye: Butts..
Claire: Butts.
Dora: Butts!
/got nothin
Faye: Behinds!
Claire: Butts!
Dora: Asses!
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FAYE: *note that only awesome people can hear*
CLAIRE: Impressive, however you're going to attract that yelling-bird if you keep that up...
DORA: Keep what up? Faye close your mouth.
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P. PEACH: "The BURRRP in BURRRP BURRRPs mainly on the BURRRRP!"
CLAIRE: "She's got it!"
DORA: "By George, I think she's got it!"
Ancient reference, DSL.
Uh... what?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Fair_Lady
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(play) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(play))
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rain_in_Spain
I've actually never seen it either on film or on stage. *shame*
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FAYE: "Disk Access Failure. Abort, Retry, Fail?"
CLAIRE: "Oh no, she's gone DOS on us!"
DORA: "Told you not to wave that magnetic stick in front of her."
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Ah, DOS error messages. I remember them well. I used to joke that "Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail" pretty accurately summed up my college experience. :laugh:
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P PEACH: " "
CLAIRE: "I can't hear you."
DORA: "Why are all those dogs trying to get in?"
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Faye: F R R R R T
Claire: "All that coffee will do that to you."
Dora: "Somewhere Hanners is cowering in fear."
Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Hanners: "My Everest. It's so dirty."
(I'm classy'ing this up, yeah.)
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Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Hanners from last week: "Activate the shields. We are under attack."
When I look at this week's image they remind me of Daffy, Elmer and Bugs, but I can't think of a good caption.
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Welcome to a new week! Please don't kill me with an orbital laser! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/04AaFMo.png) (http://imgur.com/04AaFMo)
Enjoy!
Faye: "Try to act naturally, that creepy guy is watching us right now."
Claire: "Seriously, I thought we got an injunction to keep that guy off set. He was trying to get a look in my dressing room last week."
Dora: "I'll go have a word with security."
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Faye: "Angus did me in the ear last night. My mind is still blown. It was the most intense experience of my life."
Claire: "Eww, seriously?"
Dora: "How could you? That's my secret sex move!"
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Faye: "Angus did me in the ear last night. My mind is still blown. It was the most intense experience of my life."
Claire: "Eww, seriously?"
Dora: "How could you? That's my secret sex move!"
Scroll up, I already went there.
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Oh. Yes.
Faye: "The number 8 is like an infinity sign turned sideways."
Claire: "Are you on something?"
Dora: "Those muffins were for the customers!"
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Faye: "There's something crawling up my leg! What is crawling up my leg?!"
Claire: "Are you high or something? There's nothing there, Faye."
Dora: "Aargh! It's huge! Keep it away from me!"
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Faye: "Please stand by, normal service will be resumed shortly. Please stand by, ......."
Claire: "Hey! What's going on here!"
Dora (In though bubble) "Dammit, she knows. Now I'll HAVE to use the Neuraliser."
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Well that went in an...interesting direction :psyduck:
NEW PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/Mw4vOMo.png) (http://imgur.com/Mw4vOMo)
Marten: That song was so hardcore, it hit me in the nuts!
Amir: Naw dude, that was Hanners.
Hannelore: Your rock intensity was scaring me!
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Amir: "I seriously want to bang you, man!"
Marten: "Um, what?"
Hannelore: "In yaoi this would be super sexy. In real life, it sort of isn't."
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Amir: "Uh, Marten, the audience is behind you?"
Marten: "Audience‽"
Hannelore: "At least he's got pants on this time."
(Marten suffers from rocknesia, you see. It's a condition similar to stage fright except instead of being terrified, you forget where you are and why)
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AMIR: "I was thinking about band costumes. Maybe tiger-striped ... "
MARTEN: " ... leotards ..."
HANNERS: " ... with tails? No."
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Marten: "Pintsize?"
Amir: "Yeah, he's our new drummer."
Hannelore: "Oh, is that how you're supposed to play drums? I don't think I can do that."
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AMIR: "I was thinking about band costumes. Maybe tiger-striped ... "
MARTEN: " ... leotards ..."
HANNERS: " ... with tails? No."
Ah, you were sent on an archive binge today as well? :D
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An archive binge would have given me:
AMIR: "I've been thinking about band costumes ..."
MARTEN: "Remember that interlude we had once, when Hanners had the short hair and did the, what was it, ridiculously complicatedatonal guitar riff ..."
HANNERS: "I'm not wearing Dora's fantasy costume."
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Amir: Dude, when you were alternating between 3/4 and 5/4, and she did the opposite... That totally rocked!
Marten: I did?
Hanners: I did?
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Amir: "Woah, that did really weird things to me..."
Marten: "Yeah, this was definitely some Questionable Con-djent"
Hanners: "Please don't try to make puns again."
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Marten: "N-Natasha?"
Amir: "Yeah, we're back together. I couldn't resist her perfume."
Hannelore: "I'm leaving."
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Amir: What are you looking at? Is someone behind me?
Marten: Holy Mother of Butts!
Hanners: You told me you locked the door and Pintsize didn't have a key!
Eh, I'm new to this. I started with Marten's line, which I think perfectly fits that expression, but Amir and Hannelore's are a bit forced.
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Amir: "What the hell, are you OK? How come you're not playing?"
Marten: "Gaaaaaahhhh..."
Hannelore: "I think it's just performance anxiety. Dora told me it happens to him sometimes."
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Eh, I'm new to this.
It's harder than it looks, and this is a difficult one.
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It takes a lot of archive-fu sometimes.
Marten: "Why do I hear Lovecraftian chanting?"
Amir: "I don't know. I thought Momo was the one with the tentacles."
Hanners: "You know, there are nicer ways to tell me I'm flashing again."
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Amir: "What? What's going on behind me? Why do I feel like thousands of people are looking at me?"
Marten: "I think some of them need to put on pants..."
Hanners: "Marten, you're going on about this "fourth wall" again."
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Amir: "I think we can pull this off with Hanner's mad math skills!"
Marten: "What? But I can't pull of sounding like a munchkin giving a sermon."
Hannelore: "I'm going to need a much bigger drum set."
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Amir: "Dude, I just popped the biggest boner."
Hanners: "Me too."
Marten: "Too much information!"
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It took me a minute to notice what you did there. I vote that you win the thread. :-D
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I dunno, it doesn't have that special something.
Wait a second...
EDIT: Why is it that my pagebreaks are never funny? :x
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That's because page breaks are never funny.
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They can only be epic, and that's a rarity.
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Indeed.
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That's because page breaks are never funny.
Nothing wrong with the content of your page breaks. Maybe it's your timing.
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They can only be epic, and that's a rarity.
Page breaks here are a rarity, because they only come every 50 posts (by default - you can set your own value) rather than the 20 or 25 that most forums set.