THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 26 May 2013, 14:22
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Welcome! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/N7lbFqU.png) (http://imgur.com/N7lbFqU)
Yay
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Hanners: MartenBot is way better than my old robot boyfriend. He's out of beta!
Claire: Too much information!
MartenBot: There are 15,476,916 stitches in the carpet in this room.
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out of beta!
...and releasing on time? :-D
Someone had to.
Edit:
Hanners to Claire: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to... stay inside.
Claire: Too much information!
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Hanners: Look Faye, I turned Marten into a zombie!
Claire: I've told you already; Marten is not a zombie! He's a wight!
Marten: BRAAAAIINS
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Hannelore: No, Marten is a butt zombie!
Claire: Oh great, a terminal case of Butts Disease.
Marten: BUUUUUTTTSSSS!
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Hanners: "Yay! They finally got together!"
Claire: "I wonder how she'll blame this on the weather?"
Marten: "Why is it always my damn COUCH?"
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Hannelore: "Oh! Carrot cake!"
Claire: "Is this another joke about my hair?"
Marten: "Those were my pet carrots. I suckled them at my own breast. You butchered them like a hog."
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HANNERS: SQUEEE! Gabby, Emily and Claire have all touched Faye's tits!
CLAIRE: It was like fondling a large sack of Crisco
MARTEN: EVERYMOTHERFUCKING PERSON IN THE GODDAMN STRIP EXCEPT ME. WHY JEPH WHY.
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HANNELORE: I just installed a thermostat that my dad gave me in this apartment! Supposedly it's the same kind that keeps his entire space station warm enough!
CLAIRE: Ugh, I think you have it on way too strong. I'm pretty sure my speech bubble's gonna start melting any minute now.
MARTEN: My speech bubble's already started melting. Right onto the floor. Ter-rif-ic.
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Welcome! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/N7lbFqU.png) (http://imgur.com/N7lbFqU)
Yay
Hanners: "I'm so excited! I can't believe that it finally happened!"
Claire: "I realize that this is a big deal to you, but this DOES happen many times a day and to many other people. Just not to me. "
Marten: "Claire, what have I told you about crushing hopes and dreams?"
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HANNERS: "The world was created by a divine being or beings out of a formless void and some people extolled the god(s) they worshiped and were either accepted into some afterlife or were damned and then in the end, the divine being(s) destroys the world."
CLAIRE: "There you go. Every religious text ever summarized into one sentence."
MARTEN: /yes
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HANNERS: Kitties!
CLAIRE: *sigh* Not again?
MARTEN: KILL THEM ALL AND MAKE JESUS CRY!
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Hanners: "Look it the floor. It's spotless!"
Claire: "There's nothing like the smell of fresh disinfectants to clear your sinuses after a hard day's work."
Marten: "All hail the dark and mighty orthophthalaldehyde."
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Hanners: He is our hero!
Claire: Get rid of
Marten: Step on spider!
Momo, off-scene: Gordon, you might want to consider a chassis that's more appealing for visiting clients
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HANNERS: OH MY GOD THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!
CLAIRE: Really? It was just a remake of The Wrath Of --
MARTEN: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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Hanners: Awww, look at that cute frog!
Claire: I could've sworn I saw this somewh-
Marten: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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HANNERS: "Aww! Aren't they cute when they do that?"
CLAIRE: "As long as they're not doing it on YOUR couch ..."
MARTEN: "Goddammit, Faye ..."
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Hanners: "Ha! I say that's the last we've seen of this ghost pirate."
Claire: "Wrong. He's right behind us."
LeMarten: "Do that again and I'll cast you in the deepest pits of hell!"
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Something tells me I'm going to regret this...
(http://i.imgur.com/jasu7bD.png) (http://imgur.com/jasu7bD)
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Pintsize: Hey! I found your Girlfriend!
Marten: ....Righty?
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Pintsize: I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Gary.
Marten: No, I don't want to hear the truth about Goatse.
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Pintsize: Look what i won in the Robattle!
Marten: ...i should had pick Rokusho...
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Pintsize: "Look what I found!"
Marten(sarcastically): "Adolf Hitlers arm?!?"
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Pintsize: "Wanna know what else I commandeered? Look down!"
Marten: "..what?!"
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PINTSIZE: "Repeat after me. 'I, Marten Tiberius Reed, do solemnly swear ...'"
MARTEN: "Huh buh whuh?"
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...faithfully (http://xkcd.com/535/).
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PINTSIZE: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout ..."
MARTEN: "That had better be your handle, and not your spout."
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PINTSIZE: Well, Clinton decided to get his perfectly good human hand and replace it with a robot one, so I figured...
MARTEN: GAAAH!!
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Pintsize: "Look what I found! It even has a cool tattoo!"
Marten: "'Fire Walk With Me'?"
Well, at least Coffee Of Doom is going to sell a lot more black coffee and cherry pie.
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Pintsize: "Look what I found!"
Marten(sarcastically): "Adolf Hitlers arm?!?"
Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's arm but when you put it on the body of an Anthro-PC, ooh, suddenly you've gone too far.
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Hanners: He is our hero!
Claire: Get rid of
Marten: Step on spider!
Momo, off-scene: Gordon, you might want to consider a chassis that's more appealing for visiting clients
A little tune up:
V/O: GHORR-DONN
Hanners: He is our hero!
V/O: GHORR-DONN
Claire: Get rid of
V/O: GHORR-DONN
Marten: Step on Gordon!
V/O: GHORR-DONN
Momo, off-scene: We love you Gordon! but you might want to consider a different chassis for housecalls
Edit: Here's the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQYICF7ExU
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[hand on pintsize's arm is flipping Marten off]
Marten: What did I do this time?
Pintsize: Oh it's not you... it's just the BEST DRIVER CONFLICT EVARRRR!!!
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Pintsize: "Look what I found! It even has a cool tattoo!"
Marten: "'Fire Walk With Me'?"
Well, at least Coffee Of Doom is going to sell a lot more black coffee and cherry pie.
But remember, the Owls are not what they seem.
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PINTSIZE: "Mein Gott! I can valk!"
MARTEN: "If you're going to do 'Dr. Strangelove,' could you do the bomb ride instead?
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PINTSIZE: "Mein Gott! I can valk!"
MARTEN: "If you're going to do 'Dr. Strangelove,' could you do the bomb ride instead?
I must say, that is an astonishingly good idea you have there, Doctor (Bear).
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Pintsize: WAZZZAAAAPPPPP!
Marten: Wazzup?