THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 02 Jun 2013, 15:19
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Good day folks! Let's do it!
(http://i.imgur.com/zUvCmEZ.png) (http://imgur.com/zUvCmEZ)
woo
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Faye: ... is this a drawing of my boobs?
Angus: No, it's an otter. What the hell is wrong with you?
Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference. :)
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Faye: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"?
Angus: I was stuck in a cabin all winter, what do you expect?
edit -- D'oh! No beer and no TV make Cesium something something.
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Pugnacious Peach: "You spent three hundred dollars on a massage?!"
Angus: "Everything is more expensive in the city."
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Faye: "Divorce Papers? We aren't even married?"
Angus: "One needs to be prepared for every eventuality."
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Faye: "I don't know if I'm up for this...."
Angus: "It won't be that bad. The ceremony will be beautiful. Winslow's really excited and Momo will make a wonderful bride."
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Faye: "A bill for all the times we've had sex?"
Angus: "I should have warned you when we started that I'm expensive."
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FAYE: "You got a signed sketch from WHO?"
ANGUS: "I couldn't quite make it out. Jacks or something. Apparently he's really popular here in the Pioneer Valley."
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Faye: "...where did you get this picture?"
Angus: "I figured out how to log onto Pintsize's server. I guess you didn't know about the video feeds either?
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Faye: There's absolutely no way I could have grabbed Steve's butt this many times...
Angus: Cosette was very insistent... I suppose we could work out some kind of barter?
Faye: Yeah, no offense, sweetie, but that's an argument you definitely would lose.
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Faye: This is a bus interary ... why?
Angus: I don't know, I heard something about Jeph putting us on a bus, and then this showed up.
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Angus: "...and this is the script for the rest of the comic."
Faye: "You know, Jeph really needs to get more imaginative."
Paper: "BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS "
Faye: This is a bus interary ... why?
Angus: I don't know, I heard something about Jeph putting us on a bus, and then this showed up.
I nominate a winner.
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Faye: "This script is completely ridiculous. I ain't reading this crap!"
Angus: "You think yours is bad? Try the Yelling Bird/Pintsize "revised" edition. 90 pages of nothing but butts."
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Faye: "You're kidding. They want me to wear that thing MORE?"
Angus: "Hey, Jeph said we're over on your wardrobe budget, and that green dress was custom made for you."
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Pugnacious Peach: "You're handing me something to read? Have you EVER seen me reading?"
Angus: "Didn't you know I tried to date Penelope first?"
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Faye: "You're kidding. They want me to wear that thing MORE?"
Angus: "Hey, Jeph said we're over on your wardrobe budget, and that green dress was custom made for you."
FAYE: "But don't they know it appears yellow on the screen? I feel like Captain Kirk or something."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Roddenberry, but we couldn't get all the green out of her skin." :-D :-D
In the scene on Rigel VII, Vina actually plays the slave girl painted in green makeup and dancing for Captain Pike. During preproduction makeup tests (using Majel Barrett as a stand-in), they sent the footage out for printing and when the film returned, there was little difference. The lab thought there had been an error in colorizing and thought they should compensate. The first time this happened, they reshot the film with a darker green and sent it out again for printing. The same thing happened again, but eventually the lab was notified to make no color changes.[2]
:roll: :psyduck:
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Pugnacious Peach: "That's my birthday present? One sheet of note paper?"
Angus: "I figured you could use it to write down orders at the coffee shop."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Roddenberry, but we couldn't get all the green out of her skin." :-D :-D
In the scene on Rigel VII, Vina actually plays the slave girl painted in green makeup and dancing for Captain Pike. During preproduction makeup tests (using Majel Barrett as a stand-in), they sent the footage out for printing and when the film returned, there was little difference. The lab thought there had been an error in colorizing and thought they should compensate. The first time this happened, they reshot the film with a darker green and sent it out again for printing. The same thing happened again, but eventually the lab was notified to make no color changes.[2]
:roll: :psyduck:
The Making of Star Trek tells that story very entertainingly. Unfortunately, I can't find my copy right now, or I'd quote it for you.
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I read the same story in a "Life in these United States" joke section of Reader's Digest, only it involved a photo lab that couldn't figure out how to color-correct a woman's snapshot of her poodle. After several attempts in which the customer returned the print to say it wasn't right, she finally included an indignant note saying she'd dyed the dog's hair green.
(Closer to home, a friend claims she knows someone who worked in a photo lab. One customer came in with a print and a negative showing her husband talking to a woman whose back was to the camera. She wanted -- you see this coming, don't you? -- the lab to flip the negative and make a print so she could see the woman's face.
My friend likes to tell stories.)
Which very indirectly leads to:
FAYE: "Huh. We really don't save that much on insurance by switching to GEICO."
ANGUS: "I know. But after you told me what you'd do if you caught me talking to Flo again ..."
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Red dwarf even got to parodying that sort of magic photo trickery; they were back in time and on earth somehow, and were tying to figure out who was the killer from a photograph, so they set Kryten up with a TV so they can see what he's doing while he fires up his built in copy of Photoshop 3,000,000 or whatever. The very first command they use on the grainy photo from the newspaper?
"Uncrop."
The best part is that none of tem react even slightly to Kryten literally magicking half of te photo out of nowhere and continue as if this is an everyday occurrence…
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Faye: Why did you hand me a photocopy of Martin's butt?
Angus: No, it's an otter.
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Faye: Why did you hand me a photocopy of Martin's butt?
Angus: No, it's an otter.
Hey, I stole that joke first. No stealing from those who already stole it... or something like that. :psyduck:
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Faye: Why did you hand me a photocopy of Martin's butt?
Angus: No, it's an otter.
Hey, I stole that joke first. No stealing from those who already stole it... or something like that. :psyduck:
If we can get a few more people to repeat it then it will transform into a meme
Do you think it would have been funnier if I had replaced otter with Muskrat?
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*swims by*
muskrat muskrat muskrat
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FAYE: "I got nominated for an Eisner for THAT?"
ANGUS: "They thought the pathos of the Gibbs-slap was the funniest thing they'd seen!"
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Faye: You want this as our new BATHROOM WALLPAPER?
Angus: It's kind of ... mesmerizing.
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2255 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2255)
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FAYE: "OK, you say this blank sheet of paper is your drawing of a cow eating grass, but I don't see any grass here."
ANGUS: "The cow ate it all."
FAYE: "I don't see any cow either."
ANGUS: "You wouldn't expect her to hang around if all the grass is gone, would you?"
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ANGUS: "No, see, that's not your boobs, that's ..."
FAYE: "Oh god, not an otter one."
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FAYE: I'm finding this entire sequence otterly absurd.
ANGUS: Otterly isn't a word, dear.
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FAYE: I'm finding this entire sequence otterly absurd.
ANGUS: Otterly isn't a word, dear.
Faye (clenching both fist and jaw): "It is now, asshole"
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Now, lets's behave otterl.... you know what? Nevermind.
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Let's just nip this one in the bud shall we? NEW PANEL
(http://i.imgur.com/b91c8C5.gif) (http://imgur.com/b91c8C5)
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Claire: I'm a little disturbed at how turned on I am right now.
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Claire: "Thank you, sir. May I please have another?"
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Claire: "Thank you, sir. May I please have another?"
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"Never, ever tell my brother about this."
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CLAIRE: "Thank you, sir, may I please have an otter?"
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The Post That Won the Thread.
"Shouldn't I be tied up for this?"
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CLAIRE: "Thank you, sir, may I please have an otter?"
I thought of this while I was on the bus and goddamn it you beat me to it. :-D
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Waitaminute -- forum members can be put on a bus?
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Claire: "Hey...have you ever noticed that the 'Crossing the Desert' is a lot like the 'Unblinking Eye'. And it's exactly like the 'Wreck of the Hesperus'."
Pintsize: "And now, the final ordeal: the 'Paddling of the Swollen Ass...With Paddles'."
Becoming a Stonecutter will make Claire certainly more popular.
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Waitaminute -- forum members can be put on a bus?
I had a former employer try to throw me UNDER the bus, but he didn't realize that I actually worked as a bus-driver long ago... for realz and also metaphorically in this case. . :-D
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"I wonder if my sorority would let you join."
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Claire: Marten's mom put you up to this, didn't she?
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"You're really not very good at this, are you?"
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Non-Consensual Snuggles - that's a paddlin'.
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"Sorry, it's not working for me. Marten, will you take over?"
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"Ouch, what's the safeword again?"
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Claire: "My chiropractor isn't very far away, and then you'll suffer for this indignity once my back is fixed!"
Marten: "It's true. She does play a mean game of cricket."
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"Ouch, what's the safeword again?"
Pintsize Marten: "It's 'ouch'"
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Claire: "My chiropractor isn't very far away, and then you'll suffer for this indignity once my back is fixed!"
Marten: "It's true. She does play a mean game of cricket."
"She" who, Claire or the chiropractor?
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"I'll never order one of the specials again."
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Waitaminute -- forum members can be put on a bus?
Yes but it is a very very short bus with ramps and everything :police:
We also have a flatbed and boom crane for some of the egos as well :psyduck: or is that eggos?
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Eggos are frozen waffles.
Egos can be frozen, and are often a full of holes, but aren't nearly as tasty.
And really, I don't see any egos of the size and heft of some of the ones that used to be in here... well, maybe a few. :wink:
dammit, now I want waffles (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=510)...
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What size are the waffles? And do eggos go good (or well) (or at all) with spathe ham?
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"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen someone spanked by a robot before?"
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Claire: "My chiropractor isn't very far away, and then you'll suffer for this indignity once my back is fixed!"
Marten: "It's true. She does play a mean game of cricket."
"She" who, Claire or the chiropractor?
It could be both.
Nah, just kidding. I meant Claire.
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Claire will wind up becoming a chiropractor after she discovers how rare librarian jobs actually are.
Although her reaction when she first discovered that Marten had no qualifications to work in a library (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2205) and her similar reaction to Emily (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2207) suggests that she already knows. I interpreted her anger as "You're taking a job from somebody who's trained as a librarian for YEARS!"
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"That's my hip your swatting. I thought he had a large porn collection, Marten. Why doesn't he know how to smack an ass right?"