THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 07 Jul 2013, 09:02
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Happy sunday, folks! This should be interesting:
(http://i.imgur.com/XPHIDd7.png) (http://imgur.com/XPHIDd7)
Enjoy!
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Emily: "I swear, Dora said it was this big!"
Tai: "No way‽"
Marten: "Dammit, that was private. And a joke."
Claire: "I thought that was his leg! I need a bathroom!"
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Emily: I always thought they'd be this big! Marten, what about you?
Tai: Nah, the biggest I've seen was about this size. But I never really cared about fishing anyway.
Marten: I think we should really tell you about this innuendo.
Claire: No, don't break the spell!
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MARTIN: How long will the dick-length jokes at my expense go on?
TAI: This long!
EMILY: THIS long!
CLAIRE: *ultra-snerk*
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There's gotta be a Victorian porn joke in here somewhere
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TAI: "In heaven there is no beer ... "
EMILY: "... That's why we drink it here!"
CLAIRE: (Wheezing noises, occasionally a razzberry or motorboat sound)
MARTEN: "SO glad we can't actually afford accordions or harmonicas."
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Tai: "You said it was this big, right?"
Emily: "Oh goodness, no! It was this big at least!"
Marten: "You're still talking about fish, right?"
Claire: *snickering* "Don't ruin the gag, Marten!"
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Tai: This big?
Emily: No, I swear, that fishes dick was this big!
Claire: *aneurysm*
Marten: I quit.
:psyduck:
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Tai: "A girl in our dorm has this long."
Emily: "My Dad's is this long."
Claire: <chokes>
Marten: "Sigh. Ok, you had your fun. Momo, google up some gross pics of worst botched appendectomy scars for these two clowns."
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Tai: "A girl in our dorm has this long."
Emily: "My Dad's is this long."
Claire: <chokes>
Marten: "Sigh. Ok, you had your fun. Momo, google up some gross pics of worst botched appendectomy scars for these two clowns."
Dayam, Emily, did they cut your dad in half to remove his appendix?? 'Cause that's definitely a case of Doing It Wrong.
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Tai: "Butts
Emily: "Butts!"
Marten: "Butts"
Claire: *snerk* "Butts!"
Tai: I pushed him into the copy room like this
Emily: I gave him a boost to reach the top shelf
Marten: Will you guys stop talking about touching my butt
Clair: Nope. Didn't touch anything. Nope. Nope. Didn't happen.
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Tai: "I'm just saying, that setting you up wouldn't be that hard."
Marten: "And I told you that I'm not looking right now."
Emily: "Claire, I overheard you talking to your brother about snuggling him. Is that why he's not looking?"
Claire: "What!?!?"
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Tai: "Want to hear a joke?"
Claire: Can't breathe ... Laughing so hard ...
Marten: "I don't get it. She didn't even tell the joke."
Emily: "I get it!"
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New panel!
(http://i.imgur.com/JCOxkRV.png) (http://imgur.com/JCOxkRV)
Also, bonus panel! What's she googling?
(http://i.imgur.com/fzSLHFG.png) (http://imgur.com/fzSLHFG)
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I'll just get this one out of the way...
Veronica: I've never heard of him before, but sure, I'll meet you at 3 for the shoot, Jane.
Google: Size of Yelling Bird's penis
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Veronica: Oh, hi Kirk! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829) It's been a while since I've last heard of you! Say, has your website been taken down?
Google: goatse site mirror
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VERONICA: "Hello! How's it going Tai... Really -- that long? Confirmed? Emily can vouch?
GOOGLE: MARTEN REED DICK LENGTH MASSACHUSETTS (IMAGE SEARCH, SAFE-SEARCH OFF)
:psyduck:
Please deliver my Internet to Buffalo, New York. Simply toss it in the pile with all the other ones I one today.
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"Marten! How is everything going? I just discovered something you should try. Have you ever taken a shower in Scotch?"
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VV-R: Doing? Oh, just cleaning the floor after my latest treatment.
GOOGLE: Keeping youth with blood of virgins
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VERONICA: "I'm WHAT?"
GOOGLE: What to Expect When You're Expecting
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Nevermind - DSL wins
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Nevermind - DSL wins
Nope, his line for Veronica doesn't match her facial expressions. So it's still up for grabs.
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Veronica: Look, if you want to add the schoolgirl uniform, thats an extra $200. I don't know of anyone within 50 miles that would have one in XXL.....for a man.
Google search: Schoolgirl Uniform Male sized XXL near my location
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VERONICA: Butts?
GOOGLE: BUTTS (9,998,872,993,990,881,934,765,157 results returned)
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Veronica: "Oh. Hi, senator! ... Your place at 9? Sure I can fit that into my schedule and restock some candles... What?... Tar this time. I think I can manage... The usual rate... Bye."
Google: Tar fondue heater deluxe portable
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VERONICA: A belt sander? That's unusual ... One million dollars?? Would some other power tool satisfy your needs? ... Ok, I'll see what I can do for you. See you tonight then, your place?
GOOGLE: $1.98 drill press
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VERONICA: "Yes ... I understand ... I ... must ... read ... ALL ... "
GOOGLE: Quantifiable Concerns Leaky Pony Forum.
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Veronica: Really? It's THAT good?
Google: Spathe Ham order online
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VVR: "Well, I don't know ... it might be interesting."
GOOGLE: Pintsize with wang limbs
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VERONICA: A belt sander? That's unusual ... One million dollars?? Would some other power tool satisfy your needs? ... Ok, I'll see what I can do for you. See you tonight then, your place?
GOOGLE: $1.98 drill press
"For that, I send people to my colleague Meena (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=822). She's like me, only meaner."
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V: You mean I don't need a leather clad man-child with mommy issues tied to my bed to get off?
G: Female Masterbation (Did you mean Female Masturbation?)...
(The sad thing is, Google doesn't actually ask if you meant masturbation. The spelling error is so prevalent I guess it isn't worth correcting. 10.6 million hits vs 290 million hits. Yes, I've thoroughly researched the topic.)