THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 14 Jul 2013, 09:52
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123, easy as ABC, 123, ABC!
Enjoy having that stuck in your head.
(http://i.imgur.com/lG1T4rJ.png) (http://imgur.com/lG1T4rJ)
:-D
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MOMO: "I just beamed back from Hannelore's dad's space station, and boy is my pattern buffer tired."
DALE: "Glasses, google 'Boooo ... '"
MARIGOLD: "Hisssssss"
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Momo: "You've assembled a critical mass of beef jerky. This overloads my systems."
Dale: "Sorry!"
Marigold: "Sorry!"
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Momo: "I want... that jerky..."
Dale: "W-what?"
Marigold: "Please don't hurt me!"
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Momo: "I guess this is it then; the master control program has achieved critical threshold intelligence…. For what it's worth, I actually did like you guys. Oh well."
Dale: "Oh balls…"
Marigold: "W…what? What are you…"
VFX: *blinding white flash*
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Momo: "As you can see, I have just been informed I am to have a role in the next Star Trek film."
Dale: "But .... but .... DATA IS A BOY!!"
Marigold: "True, but this is JJ Abrams we're talking about here."
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ROUND ONE:
MOMO: FORNICATE! FORN-I-CATE!
MARIGOLD: But I don't know how--
DALE: Whoa whoa! That's third date stuff AT LEAST!
*DING*
ROUND TWO:
MOMO: FORNICATE! FORN-I-CATE!
MARIGOLD: *sigh.* That's it, no more hanging with Pintsize.
DALE: Daaang, and I was hoping too...
*DING*
ROUND THREE:
MOMO: FORNICATE! FORN-I-CATE!
BOTH AT ONCE: DAMN IT, NO SHIPPING!!!
*DING DING*
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Momo: "EX-TER-MINATE!! EX-TER-MINATE!!"
Dale: "!!!!!!!!"
Marigold: "Damn! I shouldn't have downloaded that Doctor Who file from Microsoft!"
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Momo: "It was your idea to get a thirty thousand dollar arc welder."
Marigold: "Is it too late to get a million dollar belt sander?"
Dale: "Or a $1.98 drill press?"
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Momo der Graff Generator: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dale: I'm not touching that thing.
Marigold: I prefer my hair not standing up, thanks.
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MOMO: Clarice (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2383), I forbid you to eat any more beef jerky!
MARIGOLD: My name is Clarice now?
MOMO: Yes! And so is yours!
DALE: Daaanngggg
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Momo: "The National Weather Service is reporting severe thunderstorms in the area."
Marigold: "That's it! You're grounded!"
Dale: "Okay, where's that pun jar..."
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Momo: "What did I say earlier about the "Dr. Who" jokes?"
Dale: "To not to?"
Marigold: "Or we get shipped?"
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Momo: It's that time of the month again. Get the tools.
Dale: What time is it?
Marigold: It's Beep-boop time.
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DALE: "How come Momo's all static-y and you're not?"
MOMO: "Yes, do you use dryer sheets when you do laundry?"
MARIGOLD: "Laundry?"
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Momo: "My defence system is kinda sensitive to carbon sulfide and other foul odors. So if either one of you lets out one more dose of beef jerky induced gases there will be hell to pay."
Dale: "...'kay."
Marigold: "D..don't look at me."
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Momo: "The National Weather Service is reporting severe thunderstorms in the area."
Marigold: "That's it! You're grounded!"
Dale: "Okay, where's that pun jar..."
Dale: That's shocking!
Marigold: It's revolting!
Momo: If I have to hear one more electricity pun, joule live to regret it.
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Momo: "The National Weather Service is reporting severe thunderstorms in the area."
Marigold: "That's it! You're grounded!"
Dale: "Okay, where's that pun jar..."
Dale: That's shocking!
Marigold: It's revolting!
Momo: If I have to hear one more electricity pun, joule live to regret it.
Ohm i, your current conduct is electrifying!
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Can we just skip that Faraday?
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I'd make another pun, but I don't want to be jumping insulate.
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C'mon, surely we're not done. We need mho!
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I'm not sure degauss is lost.
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This tone of conversation isn't electrifying.....
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Alternating current events in QC-verse is sorta the basic idea of the caption thread. No wonder it induces this kind of riffing.
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Dale: "Watt has this caption thread degraded to?"
Marigold: "Currently, I amp at my wits end."
Momo: "Joule both suffer for those terrible puns..."
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MOMO: "The spiders have discovered electricity"
DALE: "Surely you jest."
MARIGOLD: "Don't call me Shirley."
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MOMO: There is no Momo, only Jouuuule
DALE: Watt a lovely singing voice you must have.
MARIGOLD: Seriously? more puns?
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Momo: Okay, who attached a kite to my chassis key?
Dale: Wasn't me.
Marigold: Sorry, I just wanted to see if beef jerky could conduct electricity.
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Somebody should take charge! This thread is not living up to its potential.
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MOMO: Warning: The caption-thread has become rather pungent.
MARIGOLD: Seriously---?
DALE: Daaaaaaaaaang.
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DALE: "You're buzzing."
MARIGOLD: "Sparking, even."
MOMO: "It's the polarity."
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I finally get around to updating thread and....
(http://i.imgur.com/Nfk7lYG.png) (http://imgur.com/Nfk7lYG)
If you guys are mad at me just say so; don't punish me like this.
:-D
SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/UfQB3Dl.png) (http://imgur.com/UfQB3Dl)
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PENPEN: *fish pun*
COS: *electricity pun*
FAYE: *alarmed response rhyming with humidity*
There. Got it in one post. Can we as a forum MOVE ON already? :D (no, no we can't)
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Pennelope: "We found your porn stash."
Cosette: "I showed it to Steve."
Pugnacious Peach: "Aagh!"
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PENPEN: *fish pun*
COS: *electricity pun*
FAYE: *alarmed response rhyming with humidity*
Penelope: "This time we won't let you off the hook."
Cosette: "You put the sparkling wine cooler in the freezebox. It's ruined!"
Faye: "Gah! My Ben & Jerry! Calamity!"
Is this horse dead, yet?
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Penelope: "I'm pregnant."
Cossette: "I'm pregnant."
Faye: "You guys too?"
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PENELOPE: "It's not fair. I should be the one getting 20 bucks each from other girls who want to grab Steve's ass."
COSETTE: "You snooze, you lose, sister."
FAYE: "Remember, if it happens in here, the shop gets 50 percent of the take."
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Penelope: By the way, why did you bring Pintsize to work today?
Cosette: Pintsize? That might explain the muffled noises from the bean sacks today.
Faye: We have coffee bean sacks?
OR
Penelope: The giant blender thing is on fire.
Cosette: We don't have a "giant blender thing".
Penelope: Well, something's on fire back there.
Faye: SHIT!
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PENELOPE: Hey look, there's an appartment building on fire across the road! Isn't that where Faye lives?
FAYE: GAAAH!
COSETTE: Gotcha!
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You'll have to watch it to the end to see why I thought it relevant. Shame.
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Penelope: Look, a little T-Rex model just landed across the street!
Cosette: And it's giving away free espresso!
Faye: GAH!!!
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PENPEN: Duck.
COS: Duck.
FAYE: ABUFHARGHL BOOBS! WHAT THE --
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COSETTE: "Dora, thank heaven!"
PENELOPE: "There was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them."
FAYE: "Well, then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears!"
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Penelope: 'Bout fuckin' time we got into a QC Captions thread.
Cosette: Damn straight.
Faye: Stop leaning on the fourth wall!
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Penelope: 'Bout fuckin' time we got into a QC Captions thread.
Cosette: Damn straight.
Faye: Stop leaning on the fourth wall!
WINNAH.
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Definitely the winner, but I think the last line would be better as:
Faye: Stop leaning on the fourth wall. We may pass health inspections, but our panels aren't up to code.
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Pennelope: "We just found out you never went through the initiation ceremony."
Cosette: "We asked Marten's mom for suggestions."
Faye: "Eek!"
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PENPEN: "It's getting late, where is the new caption contest?"
COS: "Really, this is getting to be a bit of a drag."
FAYE: "HOLY CRAPBLAST IT'S NOT UP YET?!"
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Penelope: "We have made a discovery"
Cosette: "To achieve sass Nirvana we must sacrifice and consume Marten Reed"
Faye: "What? No BBQ sauce!?"