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Title: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: iduguphergrave on 21 Jul 2013, 17:17
Good evening, peoples. FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/mTz07DW.gif) (http://imgur.com/mTz07DW)

Please enjoy  :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: celticgeek on 21 Jul 2013, 17:19
Maid:  Oh, what are these for?
Dale:  Uhhhh...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 Jul 2013, 17:25
Jeannie: "How do you feel about that license agreement now?"
Dale: "Ahhh...."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Jul 2013, 17:51
YELLINGMAID:  "-- and I am equipped dual external 750 terabyte external storage arrays..."
DALE:  "Stop shaking them!  My data!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: DSL on 21 Jul 2013, 19:27
DALE: "You ... Compute?"
JEANNIE*: "I do computer stuff. Beep BOOP!"

*because why the hell not?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Jul 2013, 20:54
Jeannie: "And this is how you give CPR to a female Time Lord."
Dale: "Why would I want to?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: K1dmor on 21 Jul 2013, 21:58
May: I updated the algorithm based on your last google searches and...Why, Heeello there!
Dale: Damn you Incognito Guy! You betrayed me!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: cesariojpn on 22 Jul 2013, 00:24
May: Safesearch OFF!!
Dale: GAH!! SAFESEARCH ON!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Jul 2013, 00:35
May: Wow, boobs are awesome!  So what do males have?
Dale: Uhhhh...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Jul 2013, 00:39
Dickmouth Stinkface: "I posit that ladies's bosoms are rad!"
Dale: "Not helping!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jul 2013, 03:58
MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Masterpiece on 22 Jul 2013, 05:03
MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
WinRAR.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Border Reiver on 22 Jul 2013, 05:28
May:  "You know what happens to pregnant women?  This is what comes of your usual internet searches and your actions - congradulations, "Dad".  "

Dale:  "What?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jul 2013, 08:39
MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
WinRAR.

MAY: Hey look, my new favourite compression algorithm!
DALE: Awesome! Now let me show you mine! *unzips pants*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Thrudd on 22 Jul 2013, 08:56
May: Aye ... See ....... Aye .... See....... Aye .... See .......

Dale: ... that's not current ....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Masterpiece on 22 Jul 2013, 09:28
*unzips pants*
I'd rather prefer WinRAR. But goddamn, I love your captions today!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jul 2013, 09:42
*unzips pants*
I'd rather prefer WinRAR. But goddamn, I love your captions today!
Aww, thank you! *blushes*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: GarandMarine on 22 Jul 2013, 19:52
May: "In the event of a water landing you can inflate me for use as a flotation device"
Dale: "Wait... aren't you a hologram?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: DrBear on 22 Jul 2013, 20:28
Dale: Can I do that?
May: My boobs are not the Make-A-Wish Foundation!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: FunkyTuba on 23 Jul 2013, 21:21
May: Cup....Quart....Cup....Quart
Dale: This is not a recipe I want to learn.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Jul 2013, 12:04
hehe. NEXT PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/jv5Dmdx.png) (http://imgur.com/jv5Dmdx)

woop
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 Jul 2013, 12:09
Emily:
So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together?

Marten:
No.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: cesium133 on 24 Jul 2013, 12:17
Emily: I saw your little robot walking by and he had a set of antlers on his head!
Marten: Those weren't antlers.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: hakko504 on 24 Jul 2013, 12:19
Emily: Moo, Moo, Moo

Marten: Why did I leave my bed today?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 24 Jul 2013, 12:54
Emily: Moo, Moo, Moo

Marten: Why did I leave my bed today?

EMILY: Moo, Moo, Moo
MARTEN: Milking time!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Thrudd on 24 Jul 2013, 12:56
Emily: And he said "Holidays Snaps"

Marten: At least its not muskrats this time.



Emily: This is how a preying-mantis signals that she is receptive to the males presence.

Marten: Please don't bite my head off.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Jul 2013, 15:11
Emily:
So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together?

Marten:
No.

MARTEN:  The original Swedish version is better. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dPpEVP7DmA
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Mr_Rose on 24 Jul 2013, 17:05
Emily: "What do you mean you've never played Martian charades?"
Marten: "Played it? Never heard of it!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 25 Jul 2013, 00:04
EMILY: After the abduction the alien wiggled his antennae, and before I knew it, some weird tentacle-like things slithered into my p-
MARTEN: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
EMILY: -eripheral vision. Am I boring you?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Storel on 25 Jul 2013, 01:39
Emily: I saw your little robot walking by and he had a set of antlers on his head!
Marten: Those weren't antlers.

BA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! :laugh: So Pintsize managed to locate some "wang limbs" after all??

Emily: "What do you mean you've never played Martian charades?"
Marten: "Played it? Never heard of it!"

Oho, are you a Buck Godot (http://www.airshipentertainment.com/buckcomic.php?date=20070111) fan?

EMILY: After the abduction the alien wiggled his antennae, and before I knew it, some weird tentacle-like things slithered into my p-
MARTEN: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
EMILY: -eripheral vision. Am I boring you?

Cute, but I don't think Emily has enough self-awareness ever to ask anyone if she was boring them...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Jul 2013, 04:46
Emily:  "And then the Andorians were going to.."

Marten:  "Emily, please don't act out scenes from "Enterprise".  The stories weren't that good the first time."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: DSL on 25 Jul 2013, 08:31
EMILY: "Let's play 'Bullfight'! We can pretend your red shirt is a cape that enrages me!"
MARTEN: "OK, I'll go get my freshman-poking stick to use for the estocada."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Carl-E on 25 Jul 2013, 21:11
"...then the picadors, of course,
each one on his horse,
I shouted "Ole!" every time one was gored..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Storel on 25 Jul 2013, 21:31
"...then the picadors, of course,
each one on his horse,
I shouted "Ole!" every time one was gored..."

 :-D Tom Lehrer is full of win.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: cesariojpn on 26 Jul 2013, 03:29
Emily: There were these folks in black robes, and there was a woman naked on the altar in front, and the main guy had horns like this (uses hands to make horny gesture on head) and......
Marten: What did I tell you about listening to gothic music before you go to sleep Emily?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Jul 2013, 08:39
Emily: "Did you know that ants use their feeler antennas to detect pheromones emitted by other ants as a form of communication? Wish I could do that."

Marten: "The pheromones I'm detecting now are definitely emanating from your armpits. Put on some deodorant."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 26 Jul 2013, 16:31
EMILY: Marten, did you know *I* am secretly a beetle?
MARTEN: Yes.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
Post by: DSL on 27 Jul 2013, 09:30
EMILY: Marten, did you know *I* am secretly a beetle?
MARTEN: Yes.

Da WINnah.