THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 21 Jul 2013, 17:17
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Good evening, peoples. FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/mTz07DW.gif) (http://imgur.com/mTz07DW)
Please enjoy :evil:
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Maid: Oh, what are these for?
Dale: Uhhhh...
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Jeannie: "How do you feel about that license agreement now?"
Dale: "Ahhh...."
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YELLINGMAID: "-- and I am equipped dual external 750 terabyte external storage arrays..."
DALE: "Stop shaking them! My data!"
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DALE: "You ... Compute?"
JEANNIE*: "I do computer stuff. Beep BOOP!"
*because why the hell not?
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Jeannie: "And this is how you give CPR to a female Time Lord."
Dale: "Why would I want to?"
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May: I updated the algorithm based on your last google searches and...Why, Heeello there!
Dale: Damn you Incognito Guy! You betrayed me!
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May: Safesearch OFF!!
Dale: GAH!! SAFESEARCH ON!!
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May: Wow, boobs are awesome! So what do males have?
Dale: Uhhhh...
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Dickmouth Stinkface: "I posit that ladies's bosoms are rad!"
Dale: "Not helping!"
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MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
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MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
WinRAR.
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May: "You know what happens to pregnant women? This is what comes of your usual internet searches and your actions - congradulations, "Dad". "
Dale: "What?"
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MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
WinRAR.
MAY: Hey look, my new favourite compression algorithm!
DALE: Awesome! Now let me show you mine! *unzips pants*
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May: Aye ... See ....... Aye .... See....... Aye .... See .......
Dale: ... that's not current ....
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*unzips pants*
I'd rather prefer WinRAR. But goddamn, I love your captions today!
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*unzips pants*
I'd rather prefer WinRAR. But goddamn, I love your captions today!
Aww, thank you! *blushes*
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May: "In the event of a water landing you can inflate me for use as a flotation device"
Dale: "Wait... aren't you a hologram?"
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Dale: Can I do that?
May: My boobs are not the Make-A-Wish Foundation!
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May: Cup....Quart....Cup....Quart
Dale: This is not a recipe I want to learn.
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hehe. NEXT PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/jv5Dmdx.png) (http://imgur.com/jv5Dmdx)
woop
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Emily:
So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together?
Marten:
No.
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Emily: I saw your little robot walking by and he had a set of antlers on his head!
Marten: Those weren't antlers.
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Emily: Moo, Moo, Moo
Marten: Why did I leave my bed today?
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Emily: Moo, Moo, Moo
Marten: Why did I leave my bed today?
EMILY: Moo, Moo, Moo
MARTEN: Milking time!
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Emily: And he said "Holidays Snaps"
Marten: At least its not muskrats this time.
Emily: This is how a preying-mantis signals that she is receptive to the males presence.
Marten: Please don't bite my head off.
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Emily:
So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together?
Marten:
No.
MARTEN: The original Swedish version is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dPpEVP7DmA
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Emily: "What do you mean you've never played Martian charades?"
Marten: "Played it? Never heard of it!"
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EMILY: After the abduction the alien wiggled his antennae, and before I knew it, some weird tentacle-like things slithered into my p-
MARTEN: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
EMILY: -eripheral vision. Am I boring you?
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Emily: I saw your little robot walking by and he had a set of antlers on his head!
Marten: Those weren't antlers.
BA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! :laugh: So Pintsize managed to locate some "wang limbs" after all??
Emily: "What do you mean you've never played Martian charades?"
Marten: "Played it? Never heard of it!"
Oho, are you a Buck Godot (http://www.airshipentertainment.com/buckcomic.php?date=20070111) fan?
EMILY: After the abduction the alien wiggled his antennae, and before I knew it, some weird tentacle-like things slithered into my p-
MARTEN: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
EMILY: -eripheral vision. Am I boring you?
Cute, but I don't think Emily has enough self-awareness ever to ask anyone if she was boring them...
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Emily: "And then the Andorians were going to.."
Marten: "Emily, please don't act out scenes from "Enterprise". The stories weren't that good the first time."
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EMILY: "Let's play 'Bullfight'! We can pretend your red shirt is a cape that enrages me!"
MARTEN: "OK, I'll go get my freshman-poking stick to use for the estocada."
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"...then the picadors, of course,
each one on his horse,
I shouted "Ole!" every time one was gored..."
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"...then the picadors, of course,
each one on his horse,
I shouted "Ole!" every time one was gored..."
:-D Tom Lehrer is full of win.
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Emily: There were these folks in black robes, and there was a woman naked on the altar in front, and the main guy had horns like this (uses hands to make horny gesture on head) and......
Marten: What did I tell you about listening to gothic music before you go to sleep Emily?
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Emily: "Did you know that ants use their feeler antennas to detect pheromones emitted by other ants as a form of communication? Wish I could do that."
Marten: "The pheromones I'm detecting now are definitely emanating from your armpits. Put on some deodorant."
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EMILY: Marten, did you know *I* am secretly a beetle?
MARTEN: Yes.
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EMILY: Marten, did you know *I* am secretly a beetle?
MARTEN: Yes.
Da WINnah.