THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 11 Aug 2013, 14:07
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Hooray! First panel:
(http://i.imgur.com/rSQY4mG.png) (http://imgur.com/rSQY4mG)
yayyyyyy butts
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Faye: "Whoa, nice tramp stamp!"
Maye: "... ... not the reaction I was expecting."
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Faye: Whoa, nice tramp stamp!
May: That's my bar code, you dumbass!
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FAYE: Who the hell uses Firewire anymore?
MERRYMAID: Fuck you!
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FAYE: "I've heard of dual-booting before, but Dual Booty is a new one on me!"
MERRYMAID: ...
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FAYE: Pity you're just a hologram - that'd be the perfect location for a USB port.
MAY: I know, that's what I was thinking, too!
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Pugnacious Peach: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
May: "$#@!"
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Pugnacious Peach: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
May: "$#@!"
Goddamn it you beat me to it. :-D
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FAYE: "That is the worst case I've ever seen. You should get that defragmented as soon as possible."
MERRYMAID: ....
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FAYE: "That IS Kirk! I'd recognize that gape anywhere. Why, I haven't seen him since your high school graduation!"
MAY: "YOU know Veronica Vance too? We did maid-fetish shoots together!"
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Faye: "I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened"
May: "You and me both, denimbritches, this is how I usually pose right before people decline the EULA"
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Faye: Dale, I hate to break it to you....my spectra goggles tells me there is a kid ghost in a maids uniform mooning me right next to you.
May: WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU ASSHOLES OFF OF THE SITE OF MY FORMER HOME WHERE I SERVED A CREEPY OLD PERV THAT KIDNAPPED ME AND DRESSED ME UP AS A SEXY MAID WHO KILLED AND BURIED ME IN YOUR BASEMENT THAT WAS THEN DEMOLISHED FOR THIS CRACKPOT HIPSTER COFFEE STORE?!?!?!
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Faye: So what's it like pooping when you have no butt?
May: You don't want to know.
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Faye : My God, it's full of stars.
May : Yup, and saved you a trip to Jupiter to see it. You're welcome.
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Pugnacious Peach: "This place is a butt."
May: "You are also a butt."
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Faye: "Not sure how I'm supposed to treat that viral infection."
May: "..."
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Faye: Not sure how I'm supposed to treat that viral infection.
May: Get the fuckin' witch on the phone so I can get some butt cream! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1717)
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Faye: "Dale, I don't care what you last looked up on these things, but you realise that there is a Safe Search function, right?"
May: "Safe Search IS on, lady!"
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FAYE: So, can you shoot eels (http://www.questionablecontent.net/1298) from there?
MAY: I'm sure there's a mod for that!
or:
FAYE: I wish *I* could shoot eels from there!
MAY: I'm sure there's a mod for that!
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Very good. Second image:
(http://i.imgur.com/cycYwXG.png) (http://imgur.com/cycYwXG)
Enjoy!
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Clinton: "Why'd you put me in the black bin and hit me with a hammer?"
Emily: "Clinton Smoothie!"
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Clinton: At least Emily had some frozen peas.
Emily: That's not grammatically correct. "Pee" is an uncountable noun.
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CLINTON: "...and after fishing it out of the toilet I turned around and dropped it right on the floor and the screen cracked. That's why I have this cell phone from 1989 for now."
EMILY: "I love antiques! Can I turn the crank?"
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Clinton: "I'm still sore from getting my wisdom teeth extracted."
Emily: "You have your wisdom extracted? May I have it please?"
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CLINTON: "Can you tell if the swelling has gone down any? I don't think it's gone down any. And it still hurts."
EMILY: "All I am saying is, give peas a chance."
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Groooooooooaaaan.
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Clinton: "I know it can have a mind of its own, but it's not supposed to slap my face repeatedly..."
Emily: "Hooray! My virus worked!"
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Clinton: "Thanks for the icepack, but can either of you tell me what happened to my pants?"
Emily: "No."
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Clinton: Emily, why exactly did you roundhouse kick me?
Emily: Because all Asians know martial arts, silly! And for the lolz.
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Clinton: "Oh, Lord, why me?"
Emily: "Let us pray for your recovery!"
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CLINTON: Are you sure these are peas? I mean they are small, round and squishy, but the smell?
EMILY: Frozen rabbit droppings!
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Clinton: Look Tai, i'm sorry I sung "Lesbian Seagull" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrjb-b9oPg) around you.
Emily: But you do have a nice voice!!