THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 18 Aug 2013, 14:08
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Hey folks! Hope everyone's weekend was cool; here's the first image of the week:
(http://i.imgur.com/QpZw4UV.png) (http://imgur.com/QpZw4UV)
Enjoy!
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May: Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
Dale: She still can't hear you May…
Marigold: Her name is Momo! And when did she start talking with you telepathically?
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MAY: GOOD GAWD HOW MANY CLOCK-CYCLES DOES IT TAKE TO RENDER THOSE!?!
MARIGOLD: GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
DALE: Daaaaaaang....
And lets get this out of the way:
MAY: DAAANG!
MARIGOLD: DANG!!!
DALE: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.
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Marigold: "I ... I feel a disturbance in the force..."
May: "Oooh! What happens if I push this button?"
Dale: "Why me?"
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May: "YOU! You're the one who turned me in!"
Marigold: "I - I though I'd deleted you!"
Dale: "Oh, this is going SO well."
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May: "YOU! You're the one who turned me in!"
Marigold: "I - I though I'd deleted you!"
Dale: "Oh, this is going SO well."
We have a winnah.
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Marigold: HOLOPONY!!
May: (CENSORED)
Dale: Now that warning from Hanners makes sense....
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Awesome start, y'all. This is gonna be good.
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May: "YOU! You're the one who turned me in!"
Marigold: "I - I though I'd deleted you!"
Dale: "Oh, this is going SO well."
We have a winnah.
Too early to declare a winner: we haven't heard from DSL yet.
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Marigold: HOLOPONY!
Holopony: No! I'm May! The holopony is over there!
Dale: Awesome start, y'all. This is gonna be good.
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Marigold: "You're real?"
May: "As real as those."
Dale: "Daaaannngggg..."
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May: "I want THAT chassis!"
Marigold: "Wh-what? But I'm using it!"
Dale: "She's not an AnthroPC, May..."
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Too early to declare a winner: we haven't heard from DSL yet.
Oh sure, performance anxiety now. All right then:
MARIGOLD: "You have no nose!"
MAY: "How will I smell?"
DALE: "Terrible!"
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MARIGOLD: DUCK!
DALE: DUCK!
MAY: BOOBS!
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Vaguely fits the expressions.
Marbear : Thunder?!
May : THUNDER!!!
Dale : thundercats? oh god no....
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Marigold: Where did it go?
May: It crawled into your cleavage!
Dale: ... please don't make me take it out of there.
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May: "You! You're the one who explained steampunk to Mr Farmer!
Marigold: "I...but...he's my dad! I have to explain things to him... it's kinda my job!"
May: "Whatever... still, you don't want to imagine the getup the algorithm put me in when I had to pitch to him..."
Dale: "Too late"
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Heh that was indeed awesome. SECOND PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/liSelC6.png) (http://imgur.com/liSelC6)
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Claire: "Please let me see it one more time!"
Hannelore: "No. It's an invisible ship for a reason."
I was originally gonna do another line, but I think it might have been too offensive, so I scrapped it.
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Claire: "Can I have a speech bubble this big?"
Hannelore: "No. Only characters introduced in the first thousand strips get those."
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Claire: "B…but, I wasn't…I mean I don't…"
Hannelore: "I'm sorry Claire, it's not you, it's me, I just don't like that sort of thing."
We leave it to the reader's imagination to divine what, precisely, precipitated this conversation.
(My bet is on a whiskey tasting night)
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Claire: "Please let me see it one more time!"
Hannelore: "No. It's an invisible ship for a reason."
I was originally gonna do another line, but I think it might have been too offensive, so I scrapped it.
CLAIRE: "I was originally gonna do another line, but I think it might have been too offensive, so I scrapped it."
HANNERS: "If that is what you consider inoffensive, WELL THEN. *huff*"
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CLAIRE: ...but with the right hormones -- they ARE working on the technology!
HANNERS: I will NOT grow a penis for you.
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Claire: Wait, your dad has technology to......
Hanners: Sorry, but I can't reveal that info.
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CLAIRE: "C'mon. You'd LOVE it. Books shelved in their exact assigned spots according to a rigid and arbitrary classification system ... "
HANNERS: "N-no. I've heard about the book mites and the library spiders and the bibliodons and ... ew. Just ew."
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CLAIRE: "You unfriended everyone I know on Facebook! WHY!"
HANNERS: "Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine"
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CLAIRE: "You unfriended everyone I know on Facebook! WHY!"
HANNERS: "Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine"
Winner.
CLAIRE: "'Butts'? All you're getting is 'Butts'?"
HANNERS: "Every. Damn. Day. Ever since I started working here."
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Heh that was indeed awesome. SECOND PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/liSelC6.png) (http://imgur.com/liSelC6)
Claire: "Sorry, it just happened and I hope you can eventually forgive me."
Hanners: "It's not me you need to apologize to. There are hundreds of 'Marten-Hannelore' fanfic writers whose works you've ruined that need to hear this before I do."
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Soooo many levels of awesome, reiver.
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CLAIRE: "You unfriended everyone I know on Facebook! WHY!"
HANNERS: "Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine"
Winner.
CLAIRE: "'Butts'? All you're getting is 'Butts'?"
HANNERS: "Every. Damn. Day. Ever since I started working here."
Declined. I will accept Second Place though. :)
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Hard to beat BR, so I will just add some background noise.
Claire: "But you are my friend. And this is important!"
Hannelore: "I'm sorry. Counting red hair gives me allergy, so I can't help you. Not even to settle a bet between you and your brother. Besides, you can't afford my rates."
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Claire: "But it was this big."
Hanners: "Nope. Those things are icky and grosse"
Clair: "Egad! You astound me but why won't anybody acknowledge my puns?"
Hanners: "That's a simple task. I am the Punisher."
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Clair: "I'm telling you, there can't be a dust devil in your room!"
Hanners: "Well, I heard something last night"
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Claire: "But I promise I'll behave this time!"
Hannelore: "No. Your 'give peas a chance' pun was the last straw. No holopony for you."
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H-Bomb: So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view.
C-Diddy: A certain point of view?!
Or alternatively...
Big C: But it's just topiary!
Hinndiana Jones: We've all spent a lot of time trimming that big green bush.
(I've never seen a hedge inside a coffee shop - is this a common thing in the US?)
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Afaik, it's a fake plant.
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Claire: But my brother and I are not part of a "crimson-haired conspiracy!"
Hanners: Well it's my headcanon and you should respect that.
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(joined in progress)
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CLAIRE: "I'm asking YOU who's on first."
HANNERS: "That's the man's name."
CLAIRE: "That's who's name?"
HANNERS: "Yes."
CLAIRE: "Well go ahead and tell me."
HANNERS: "That's it."
CLAIRE: "That's who?"
HANNERS: "Yes."
(PAUSE)
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(we return to the rest of the forum)
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Claire: ...and it was as thick as his forearm!
Hanners: And just as dextrous, I'm sure. No one said that joke yet because it stopped being funny years ago.
(I really am surprised no one dug that line up again before me.)
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Claire: "Can I have a speech bubble this big?"
Hannelore: "No. Only characters introduced in the first thousand strips get those."
I would call this one the winner. I love the meta.
Edit: and yes, I'm a few days behind in my forum reading.