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Title: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: iduguphergrave on 25 Aug 2013, 14:14
Yo. Here's the first panel:

(http://i.imgur.com/slmQBWW.jpg) (http://imgur.com/slmQBWW)

yo
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 25 Aug 2013, 14:19
C-Note: "You are DISGUSTING--"
Not-the-Former-President:  "But... check out the cans on that one!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Blood-Tree on 25 Aug 2013, 15:08
Clare-o-sauras: Don't tell me you actually deleted all the cat videos?!
Hope, Arkansas: They were blocking up the webtubes - the internet is for porn!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: DrBear on 25 Aug 2013, 17:35
Male redhead who looks sorta like Clinton: "Don't touch this! It controls the armaments!"
Female "           "      "        "      "     Claire: "Oh, no! Have I started an arms race?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: DSL on 25 Aug 2013, 19:21
de Lune: "Two WCDTs and polls? How could you let that happen?"
de Witt: "Hey, one didn't see the other one get the go-ahead from the guy who's been doing them, and one was a mod! What the hell was I supposed to do?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: cesium133 on 25 Aug 2013, 21:07
Clear: "No, you can't borrow mine!"
William Jefferson: "C'mon! Please? My robot hand accidentally crushed mine. I just need to borrow your cell phone for a minute."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: WAYF on 26 Aug 2013, 00:29
Augustus Caesar: So this is what you've been doing up here in your "secret room" all the time: Using Windows 98!
Augustus Gloop: B-but it's so retro! So quaint!
Augustus Caesar: You're trying to achieve hipster nirvana again, aren't you?!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: techkid on 26 Aug 2013, 05:10
Clinton: "It- it's not what it looks like!"
Claire: "Sure... you don't want another 'fireworks accident' do you?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Aug 2013, 06:05
C-C-C-Combo breaker
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: DSL on 26 Aug 2013, 08:07
Clairitin: "Butts? On first?"
Clintonium: "All I'm getting is .. I mean, he's our shortstop ... I mean ... Gahd dammit, DSL!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Aug 2013, 08:51
Clairvoyant: I thought that thing was supposed to predict my future!?
Eastwood: Sorry, all I'm getting is "butts!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 Aug 2013, 16:32
Claire: I DARE you to say that again with a straight face.
Clinton: er...okay... "I'm keeping an eye out for java developers for Coffee of Doom"
Claire: DAMMIT why didn't I think of that one first?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Aug 2013, 17:13
I nominate that as a winner.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Aug 2013, 05:28
Seconded.  All in favor? 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 27 Aug 2013, 15:48
Thirded.  Motion carried. 

Winner declared.  So it is written so it shall be, for now and for all time... until someone else wins.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 Aug 2013, 15:49
I am honored

Edit:  Sankaaa....Sankaaa verah mocha...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Skewbrow on 28 Aug 2013, 05:42
Did somebody call for some  java, sweet and hot? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pULXnVTRynY)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Aug 2013, 20:38
Eek, sorry about the lateness! Next image:

(http://i.imgur.com/j4YGrax.gif) (http://imgur.com/j4YGrax)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 28 Aug 2013, 20:47
M-SPACE:  "Why the hell-ass-balls is a computer... typing on the computer?"
H-BOMB: "Really!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Storel on 28 Aug 2013, 21:16
M-SPACE:  "Why the hell-ass-balls is a computer... typing on the computer?"
H-BOMB: "Really!"

And exactly what fingers is he using to press the keys? Those "hands" of his should be hitting at least 4 keys at once...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Border Reiver on 29 Aug 2013, 03:23
Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: WAYF on 29 Aug 2013, 05:21
Hannelore: What's Pintsize doing?

Marten: He's writing a guest comic for this week, under the pseudonym of David McGuire. You... don't want to know what it's about.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: DSL on 29 Aug 2013, 07:01
MARTEN: "That monolith? I dunno. It just appeared one day, and Pintsize has been acting strange ever since."
HANNERS: "What do you think he's going to do with that femur?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: cesium133 on 29 Aug 2013, 07:04
Marty McFly: Pintsize, why are you ordering a pallet of cake batter?
Hannelore Montanelore: And he's using your credit card!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Aug 2013, 07:05
Hannelore: What's Pintsize doing?

Marten: He's writing a guest comic for this week, under the pseudonym of David McGuire. You... don't want to know what it's about.

And we already have a winnah.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: jmucchiello on 29 Aug 2013, 11:15
Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"
Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Aug 2013, 12:48
You probably still could if you googled it. (Which I am not going to do, thank you very much.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: jmucchiello on 30 Aug 2013, 12:24
You probably still could if you googled it. (Which I am not going to do, thank you very much.)
But without a dot-matrix printer on continuous green bar paper, ASCII art isn't as much fun.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Storel on 30 Aug 2013, 13:28
Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"

Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.

Aha, spoken like someone who actually remembers it! You must be another old-timer like me. 8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Blood-Tree on 30 Aug 2013, 14:33
Dial M for Murder: He's spent all day writing an FAQ for his new iTongue. He's been using it on everything.
Triple H: Is that why your jeans are all ripped?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: Loki on 31 Aug 2013, 07:23
Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"
Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.

I am pretty sure there is a Python package which can convert videos into ASCII art.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: jwhouk on 31 Aug 2013, 07:35
Mandrake: "He's sending Jeph a suggestion for what he could do for the ultimate stretch goal for his Kickstarter."
Heliotrope: "Do I want to know what it is?"

Half-Quart (typing) "...I will give you the password to the archive once it is funded..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: cesium133 on 31 Aug 2013, 09:04
Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"
Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.


I am pretty sure there is a Python package which can convert videos into ASCII art.
There's also an output filter on mplayer (the linux version, at least) that converts videos to ascii art, so you can watch a video on the command line console.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 129
Post by: jmucchiello on 04 Sep 2013, 12:34
There's also an output filter on mplayer (the linux version, at least) that converts videos to ascii art, so you can watch a video on the command line console.
But where's the fun in that. I always imagined someone not realizing the ASCII images were programmatically generated sitting there in an editor trying to decide if an M or N would look better in a particular cell.