THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 01 Sep 2013, 10:21
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Heyo everybody. Hope everyone ELSE enjoys their day off tomorrow. FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/C0X6ZrY.png) (http://imgur.com/C0X6ZrY)
Enjoy!
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Faye: Eww, you had salad for breakfast? No wonder you're so cranky, and gassy.
Dora: I told you, that smell earlier was NOT me!
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Faye: "You have sleeves. Why do you have sleeves."
Dora: "I own this place, I'm entitled to a little distinction."
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Faye: Wait, I got INTO this comic by burning down my apartment with a toaster. And you think I can run this place?
Dora: Look, the only place I'm shown in anymore is in here. I have GOT to take a break.
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Faye: "The Espresso Machine tried to chat me up this morning."
Dora: "Yeah, it did that to me on Friday."
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Faye: "The Espresso Machine tried to chat me up this morning."
Dora: "Yeah, it did that to me on Friday."
Faye: The experimental carafe tried to chat me up this morning.
Dora: Yeah, it's getting dangerously close to sentience. I'm going to go wash it.
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Faye: "So how do you think the others will take the news?"
Dora: "I don't think Penelope and Cosette won't mind. I'm just worried Hannelore will go into OCD shock."
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Faye: Whoa. Jeph remembered to draw my scar...
Dora: Yeah. I wish just once he'd forget about my tramp stamp... That thing itches like a Bitch!
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Faye: Dora, I know you love quoting memes, but they get really old, really fast.
Dora: It's the UBIQUITY.
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Faye: "So... when do I get the managerial sword?"
Dora: "Yeah... I left that with Claire. She's in charge of crowd control. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2365)"
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FAYE: "The Cave of Twenty Asses is more like forty. We need to do something."
DORA: "Yeah. Listen, I have a plan ... "
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Faye: "When did you get so damn tall?"
Dora: "I ... I've just been slouching a lot around Tai..."
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FAYE: "The Cave of Twenty Asses is more like forty. We need to do something."
DORA: "Yeah. Listen, I have a plan ... "
Sounds like a WoW quest is coming:
Hail, adventurer!
I am in need of your assistance - go into the nearby woods and fetch me twenty bear bare asses. I'll reward you greatly for your efforts.
Deliver: twenty bear bare asses
You will recieve: 50 cp
[Accept] [Decline]
Marigold/Dale would probably be up to the task.
/me has never played WoW so doesn't know what the quest intros are like
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Faye: "So you're telling me this machine can make stuff into coffee?"
Dora: "Yup. Wait I think I got a ham sandwich lying around here somewhere."
(Shamelessly misquoted from here (http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=46185))
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Faye: "Have you seen the scripts for the next few weeks? And what they want me to do? "
Dora: "Yeah, look I may have mentioned those films you did early in your career..."
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Faye: Can you believe that last guy who came in to interview? Dave something?
Dora: Gawd... I hope the smell clears before the next candidate arrives.
Faye: Forget the candidate... Hanners' shift starts in 20 minutes
Dora: Crap... does this place have a ceiling fan?
Faye: Nah. The raccoon ate all the wires
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SECOND PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/q7SNeUV.png) (http://imgur.com/q7SNeUV)
forgive me
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Hanners: "Mmm, your tears are delicious!"
Pintsize: "Er, while I'm actually sort of glad we established that they only dissolve fabric, this is getting kinda creepy."
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"Oh, Station my love, I've always dreamed of this..."
"Pintsize. My name is Pintsize."
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^gets my vote
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PINTSIZE: "So that's sex, hunh? Rather disappointing after all that."
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Hannelore: I'm gonna go set another fire for you to put out, you sexy little firefighter.
Pintsize: Uh... maybe I should just be going...
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HANNERS: "You are fully functional, aren't you?"
PINTSIZE: "Of course, but ... "
HANNERS: "How fully?"
PINTSIZE: "Ohhh shiiiiiit."
HANNERS: "That line shouldn't come until the movie."
PINTSIZE: "You mean after I crash and burn, right?"
EDITED for better last line. Well, I like it anyway.
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Hanners: "Why didn't we do this sooner?"
Pintsize: "When is Marten getting back?"
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Hannelore: "Oh Pintsize. I love the way you lose all motor control, when I lick here. It's so electrifying!"
Pintsize: "Well. The motion control circuitry is near there. And it ain't waterproof."
ZZZZAPPPP!
H&P: "I think I need a cigarette."
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/me has never played WoW so doesn't know what the quest intros are like
Actually, that's pretty par for the course for *some* of them. How elaborate the descriptions get depends on who is talking (a random giant probably won't be as elaborate in his descriptions as the ghost of a noble High Elf) and on the laziness of the writer.
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HANNERS: "Oh, Winslow ... "
PINTSIZE (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
MARTEN (OP, opening door): "Hanners! I signed the contract, so I have to! But you ... ?!"
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HANNERS: "Oh, Winslow ... "
PINTSIZE (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
MARTEN Winslow (OP, opening door): "Hanners! I'm ho.... OH MY GOD, NO!!!"
FYP! :-D :-D :-D
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If you're gonna riff ...
PINTSIZE: "Oh, Winslow ... "
HANNERS (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
WINSLOW (OP, opening door): "Hanners, I'm ho -- All right, THAT'S IT!"
PINTSIZE: "Winslow, no! Where are you going?
WINSLOW: "I'm going to get the SMBC Neuralizer, set it on high, and fry that trollop's brain!"
PINTSIZE: "No, Winslow! You can't! Listen! She pays for this apartment! She pays the electric bill! She pays for the Wi-Fi! She pays for the upgrades and she said she'd even pay for upgrading you to a New iPad chassis like you wanted, every time Apple comes out with another backwards-incompatible upgrade! She paid for the robot hamster! ... please, Winslow, not the Neuralizer!"
WINSLOW: "What Neuralizer? I'm going to go get one of Marten's hoodies. She'll catch her death of cold, lying there like that in nothing but socks and panties!"
... riff all the way.
(Forumites of a certain age might recognize the original "Please, Henry! Not the shotgun!" version of this joke.)
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Hanners: "Mmm, raspberry. Delicious!"
Pintsize: "And here I always thought blue was blueberry. Truth in advertising my butt."
Hanners: "... and a sweet one at that."
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SECOND PANEL:
[image]
forgive me
As if you didn't know where that would go. ;D
Also, every single last caption here is some flavour of horrifying. :psyduck:
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:angel:
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HANNERS: Oh Pintsize *KISS*, let's make *SMACK* passionate and very hygienic *SLURP* love all night!
PINTSIZE: Not to burst your bubble or anything, but Iduguphergrave and the rest of the Caption Contest perverts are looking down on us through a glass panel in the ceiling!
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HANNERS: I want to have a reasonable number of your babies.
PINTSIZE: What technology is your dad WORKING on, anyway?
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C'mon now. What would be a reasonable number of Pintsize 2.0s?
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Zero, of course.