THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 29 Sep 2013, 11:26
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Afternoon, everyone! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/4HMKHnX.png) (http://imgur.com/4HMKHnX)
The way he's posed, whatever Marten says should be accompanied by "girlfriend"
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Emily: Muskrat muskrat muskrat!
Marten: Muskrat muskrat, girlfriend.
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Emily: Butts! ButtsButtsButtsButts!
Martin: Butts this, bitches.
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Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"
Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the catterpillars."
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Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"
Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the catterpillars."
Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"
Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the library spiders."
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Emily: "Hey, do you want to see what I learned from that book of Victorian anal porn?"
Marten: "NO."
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Emily: "I saw Marten and Tai doing this really weird thing in the stacks."
Marten: "for the last time, we were shelving the newest additions to the Victorian porn collection. And no, I can't explain what happened to our pants."
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Emily: "Are we both thinking about Tai naked?"
Marten: "Yeah."
Claire: "This is awkward."
Marten: "Yeah."
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EMILY: "I must be cruel only to be kind."
MARTEN: "Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind."
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Emily: "I've checked everyone else, Claire. I can only conclude you're our secret beetle (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2490).
Marten: "I'm leaving before she goes all praying mantis on Emily."
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Emily: "Hey, do you want to see what I learned from that book of Victorian anal porn?"
Marten: "NO."
Claire: NO. ...maybe a little bit.
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Emily: Cutting hair is so easy! Lemme give you a quick trim, Claire...
Marten: Don't you go touching her hair, Girlfriennnnnd!
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EMILY: Frieeeeennnnnds? (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1585)
MARTEN: Not in this lifetime, partner.
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Claire: DID YOU KNOW RED-HAIRED PEOPLE HAVE SHORTER TEMPERS?
Marten: Go ahead, you two, I don't want to be a witness.
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Emily: "You're so cute when you're angry!"
Marten: "It's Tai's turn to clean up the blood".
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Claire: DID YOU KNOW RED-HAIRED PEOPLE HAVE SHORTER TEMPERS?
Marten: Go ahead, you two, I don't want to be a witness.
Gingersnap!
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Emily: You're right Claire, Marten's butt actually is really cute.
Marten: I'll be ... sorting the periodicals, bye!
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*raises eyebrow at all the innuendos*
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Did Loki just engage Mod-Mode?
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*raises eyebrow at all the innuendos*
Whooops! Sorry, I didn't mean to cause discomfort, raised eybrows or *Mod Harrrrummphs*. Removed innuendo. The rest doesn't seem too rowdy to me (?!?)
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Removed innuendo.
Darn, I missed it!
Case, you weren't the only one with innuendos. I think Loki's statement was a general one.
But hey, what's the caption thread for, after all? :D
All I can think of when I hear the word "innuendo" is "Innuendo and out the other"...
Sorry.
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EMILY: "Hahahahaha ... You said 'innuendo.' (gasps for breath)heehee. 'Innuendo' sounds like 'In your ... '"
MARTEN: "WELP BYE."
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Emily: Oh, so you're really a tran.......
Marten: .....and thats my cue to evacuate.
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Did Loki just engage Mod-Mode?
As Carl noted, it was more of a general remark. I realize the line is rather blurry, so I didn't explicitly engage mod mode. I am glad my ambiguity didn't raise any problems ;)
Re innuendo:
“Nanny Ogg was more sympathetic but had a tendency to come out with what Magrat thought of as double-intenders, although in Nanny Ogg’s case they were generally single entendres and proud of it.”
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Emily: Oh, so you're really a tran.......
Marten: .....and thats my cue to evacuate.
EMILY : ... Scendental Meditation practitioner?
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Emily: "But Claire, you're not transparent at all! If you were we could see your organs and stuff! Which would be really cool, but..."
Marten: "I don't know what planet you're from, but it isn't this one."
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Gah, sorry about the lateness; just got done seeing GWAR in concert! Anyway, SECOND PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/jOHBo1K.png) (http://imgur.com/jOHBo1K)
And also, what other titles could Faye hold?
(http://i.imgur.com/ZQqqKVo.png) (http://imgur.com/ZQqqKVo)
Of course there's no ulterior motive for posting this.
*cough*
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Faye: "See this? It's a denture gun."
Dale: "Whoa! Don't shoot."
The name tag, of course, cannot possibly say anything other than "Pugnacious Peach".
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Faye: I wear the square framed glasses around here, Dale. It's my thing.
Dale: Alright, alright, I'll get a prescription for contacts.
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Badge: Warning! Choking hazard. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery.
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Badge (in really tiny print): "If you can read this, you're almost close enough..."
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Badge: Warning! Choking hazard. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery.
Nice callback!
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DALE: "Hey, whoa. I was just trying to think of a caption for the image under this one."
FAYE: "Think with your eyes up here. And never mind those people who've been off-panel the whole run of the strip."
DALE'S ENTRIES:
"Do not remove tag under penalty of law."
"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT."
Or simply:
"PRESS."
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Badge: Do not taunt Happy Fun Boobs.
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Dale: Dude! What are you doing? Don't point those things at me!
Faye: The safety's on... and no, you may not check to see if they're loaded.
Button: Boobs don't kill people. Stupidity kills people.
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Badge: "Faye's breasts may be closer than they appear."
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(http://www.regentsprep.org/Regents/physics/phys09/breflconv/sideview.gif)
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Badge: "Faye's breasts may be closer than they appear."
Fine print: "If not Angus, Faye's fist may be closer than it appears."
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Badge: Caution. Pendulous parts. Starts moving without a warning.
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Badge: Open here.
or
Badge: Open here if you wish to die.
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Badge: You must be this to short to get away with talking to my boobs.
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Dale: Okay, no more suggestions for the Days Special unless asked.
Faye: That's right. I am the master of sarcastic wit around here.
Badge: “CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY if you experience sharp or crushing chest pain; sudden shortness of breath; sudden leg pain; sudden severe headache, vomiting, dizziness, or fainting; changes in vision; numbness of an arm or leg; slurred speech; one-sided weakness; severe or persistent stomach pain; vomit that looks like coffee grounds; itching, reddened, swollen, blistered, painful, or peeling skin; yellowing of the skin or eyes; right-sided tenderness; severe or persistent tiredness; fever, chills, or sore throat; severe or persistent nausea; swelling of hands, ankles, feet, face, lips, eyes, throat, or tongue; difficulty swallowing or breathing; or hoarseness.”