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Title: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: iduguphergrave on 03 Nov 2013, 13:54
Happy November, folks. No shave. FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/qYoLuXA.png) (http://imgur.com/qYoLuXA)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Schmee on 03 Nov 2013, 15:22
I have a plan: from now on, I will make a caption from the dialogue on a random panel of a random QC comic.
First up, #1252, panel 2:

Angus: Oh, neat. Is it some special occasion?
Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: iduguphergrave on 03 Nov 2013, 15:29
Nice idea   :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: DSL on 03 Nov 2013, 15:50
ANGUS: "Trick!"
FAYE: " ... or treat!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Snake-Bit Pete on 03 Nov 2013, 15:54
Angus:  "Yea, Butts!"
Faye:  "Lot-O-Butt!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Nov 2013, 17:05
Angus: "You washed your pants!"
Pugnacious Peach: "Wow, that's a nice butt now that I can see it."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: RightInTheSquishyParts on 03 Nov 2013, 18:35
FAYE:  Know what?
ANGUS:  Marigold butt!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: LookingIn on 03 Nov 2013, 20:11
I have a plan: from now on, I will make a caption from the dialogue on a random panel of a random QC comic.
First up, #1252, panel 2:

Angus: Oh, neat. Is it some special occasion?
Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.

That makes Marigold's expression all the more hilarious  :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: FunkyTuba on 03 Nov 2013, 22:11
Angus: Butts Disease FTW!
Faye: All right! now we're BOTH infected!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Nov 2013, 23:19
Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.

With a recipe from the Fanny Farmer's Cookbook.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: DSL on 04 Nov 2013, 07:02
ANGUS: "Touchdown! End-zone dance!"
FAYE: "You ain't kiddin'!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Thrudd on 04 Nov 2013, 11:34
Angus:     Hmm. I'm thinking what would Mr. Belvedere do.
Faye:       I believe he would eat some butter.

Angus:    Do you know what it takes to become a stand-up comedian?
Faye:     Hmm. The word butt comes to mind.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: foolsguinea on 04 Nov 2013, 12:46
Angus: 8.0!
Faye: I'll give it a 7.5.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: jwhouk on 04 Nov 2013, 15:28
Angus: "Great! You got to use those dance lessons!"
Faye: "Now you should see if she learned anything in 'Blackmail and Kidnapping Avoidance' class."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: WAYF on 04 Nov 2013, 23:32
Angus: Verdict: 9.0 - Just Won't Ragequit!
Faye: Verdict: A+, Minimum of 0.85 Fayes (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=702).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Nov 2013, 00:24
Faye: Yes. I wanted cookies.

With a recipe from the Fanny Farmer's Cookbook.

Or from the Farmer's Fanny Cookbook.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Nov 2013, 01:05
I can't decide whether you are referencing Fanny Cradock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock) or not.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: WAYF on 05 Nov 2013, 05:15
... I think IICIH just won the thread.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Nov 2013, 06:18
I can't decide whether you are referencing Fanny Cradock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock) or not.

Nope. Fannie Farmer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fannie_Farmer).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: cesariojpn on 05 Nov 2013, 15:48
Angus: TOUCHDOWN!!
Faye: Wow, you managed to get that paper football down her asscrack.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: FunkyTuba on 05 Nov 2013, 16:00
Angus: TOUCHDOWN!!
Faye: Wow, you managed to get that paper football down her asscrack.
Alt Faye: Wow! I didn't know you could get a touchdown in solo Twister!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Skewbrow on 06 Nov 2013, 06:08
Angus: TOUCHDOWN!!
Faye: Wow, you managed to get that paper football down her asscrack.
Alt Faye: "Cheer, cheer for Old Fellae O'Dale"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: DSL on 06 Nov 2013, 18:19
ANGUS: "We love to stay at the YYYYYYY ..."
FAYE: "M ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: iduguphergrave on 06 Nov 2013, 19:08
NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/w41oXm0.png) (http://imgur.com/w41oXm0)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: indiespy on 06 Nov 2013, 19:11
NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/w41oXm0.png) (http://imgur.com/w41oXm0)

Dorm: "Did Marigold hurt you in any way?"
Dale:"A little, but I liked it."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Mr_Rose on 06 Nov 2013, 19:13
Dora: “Dale, honey, I thought I explained this? Our sexual harassment policy is "it is management policy to sexually harass you." It was on the recruitment posters and everything.”
Dale: “Dang.”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Schmee on 06 Nov 2013, 19:37
Another random caption! This time it's comic 237, panel 3:

Dora: It looks nice on you, it's just a rather drastic change. Like if black weren't your natural hair color or something.
Dale: It's not. I'm actually a platinum blonde.

:psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: DSL on 06 Nov 2013, 19:39
DORA: "Helb."
DALE: "OK, seriously, what does that even mean?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Nov 2013, 19:43
Dora: "Oh, Dale, please help me find Mieville!"
Dale: "Burp"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Schmee on 06 Nov 2013, 19:54
Dora: Oh... oh Dale-san, that is so noble! You are such a nice guy, it is making my panties wet!
Dale: Not again...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: WAYF on 07 Nov 2013, 04:07
Another random caption! This time it's comic 237, panel 3:

Dora: It looks nice on you, it's just a rather drastic change. Like if black weren't your natural hair color or something.
Dale: It's not. I'm actually a platinum blonde.

:psyduck:

I like this idea of yours, Schmee. :D
In fact, I'm prepared to call that a win.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: cesium133 on 07 Nov 2013, 09:24
Dora: Oh... oh Dale-san, that is so noble! You are such a nice guy, it is making my panties wet!
Dale: Not again...
Alt Dale: Did you just pee yourself?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Thrudd on 07 Nov 2013, 10:16
Dora: Oh my god, that isn't a mustache!!
dale: It's a rare South American caterpillar.  It likes frozen peas.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Skewbrow on 07 Nov 2013, 10:51
Dora: "Ok. The last part of your training is Proposition Avoidance and Countermeasures.... Oh my. The chest muscles.."
Dale:  "I thought Faye was in charge ... should there be a union lawyer present?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: FunkyTuba on 07 Nov 2013, 11:12
Dora: Dale, you've known about the secret menu for a long time... but now that you're an employee I have to notify you about the Ultra Secret menu. Because everyone likes you, you're in a position to allow us to add some... significant... new offerings.
Dale: Daaaaang!
Dora: You see, I've been thinking about ways to monetize the basement, and after a conversation with Marten's mom...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Zebediah on 07 Nov 2013, 16:56
Dora: Dale, I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but, but... you're tall.

Dale: I am?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: cesariojpn on 08 Nov 2013, 02:10
Dora: You know Dale, I had the hots for you ever since you ordered that first day.....
Dale: So......uh.....huh.....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 08 Nov 2013, 05:37
Another random caption! This time it's comic 237, panel 3:

Dora: It looks nice on you, it's just a rather drastic change. Like if black weren't your natural hair color or something.
Dale: It's not. I'm actually a platinum blonde.

:psyduck:

Random caption is awesome! I found this little gem (1922, panel 1):

DALE: Well hello there, Ms. Coffee of Doom. Come to sample our forbidden delights?
DORA: Just checkin' out your operation. It's smaller than I thought it'd be. Almost ... QUAINT.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Nov 2013, 06:27
You want a random caption? I'll give you a random caption, courtesy of #1141 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1141):

Dora: I hate to tell you this, hon, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
Dale: Oh, that's all right. I wouldn't be able to consummate the marriage anyway.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 139
Post by: jwhouk on 08 Nov 2013, 07:08
DORA: "Wow, you got this ALL screwed up. Didn't you read the textbook?"
DALE: "I gave up around where they introduced Irrational Birthday Integers."

(2130, last panel)