THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 01 Dec 2013, 14:43
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Last week gave me way too many good panels to choose from. Lets start with this:
(http://i.imgur.com/KYQiTS5.png) (http://imgur.com/KYQiTS5)
And for bonus points, what did they see that can't be unseen?
(http://i.imgur.com/mysbvqT.png) (http://imgur.com/mysbvqT)
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1:
TURKEY-LEFT: "Wood you be mine/wood you be mine..."
TURKEY-RIGHT: "Won't you be my neighbor...."
2:
*clearly watching the Turkeys shill the Woodrow PC*
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T1- with the money we made from the pun jar we could buy a new house
T2- a TREE house?
Marten and Pintsize reaction: seeing how much the forum posters owe to the pun jar just from this weekend
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1:
STATLER: "...and of course all Woodrow models come with full root-access on-chip so you can spruce-up your operating system at the touch of button!"
WALDORF: "Also you never need to worry about logging in or out with this code-branch..."
2:
*PUN OVERLOAD*
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Turkey 1: Have you seen that new ad from ECTech? That robot gives me wood. :wink:
Turkey 2: Well, at least you've got wood. All I've got is ore and sheep.
What can't be unseen: the aforementioned discussion between the turkeys.
Warning: while you've been typing this message in between arguments with lasers, three wood puns have already been posted.
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T1: Shit, we left the keys in the car didn't we...
T2: Damn
Bonus: Miley Cyrus's tong.
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Turkey 2: Well, at least you've got wood. All I've got is ore and sheep.
Have you been playing too much Catan?
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Turkeys:
Turkey the First: "Well that was blatant. She really couldn't make it more obvious, could she?"
Turkey the Second: "Let's see the audience reaction."
Marten & Pintsize:
*watching "Rock N Roll" by Avril Lavigne*
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Bird A: "Great. I have to go Christmas shopping."
Bird B: "Hey, that happens when you survive Thanksgiving."
Bonus - Marten and Pintsize watch the first cut of "Deathmole: Behind The Music."
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HUNTLEY: "So that's the 'A' game. David?"
BRINKLEY: "Poor skinny guy wouldn't have a chance. It would have been 'Good night, Chet.'"
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PINTSIZE: "No shit. You would've been dead."
MARTEN: "How did you even *get* this video?"
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Lefturkey: I can't believe how many city pieces you got after you put down that cathedral... And I've lost all my builders so I can't claim any of these monasteries... And what's that stinking thing over there in the corner?
Righturkey: That's a carcass, son
Marten and Pintsize are obviously stunned by the geekiness and gratuitosity of that pun
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Turkey 2: Well, at least you've got wood. All I've got is ore and sheep.
Have you been playing too much Catan?
Impossible. There is no such thing as "too much Catan". I've even sold my soul to Catan.
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Turkey 1: "I've been working on my dance moves all year. Wanna see?"
Turkey 2: "Yeah, this should be good :roll:."
Marten and Pintsize bear witness to "the twerkey".
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M. Turkelson: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the premiere of the adult stage-adaptation of the popular yaoi manga 'Magical Love Gentleman'."
D. R. Chickensian: "Oh, Sousuke-kuuuun. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1528)"
*the adult-labeled, highly graphical, salacious and critically-acclaimed performance takes its very enthusiastically performed course ...
... with the appropriate reaction from Marten and Pintsize*
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(SECOND PANEL)
(off-screen)
TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!
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Left Turkey: Gobble! Gobble Gobble Gobble!!
Right Turkey: Gobble Gobble? Gobble! Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble.
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Marten and Pintsize bear witness to "the twerkey".
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I, too, regret witnessing that...
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(SECOND PANEL)
(off-screen)
TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!
Winner on so many levels, including ones I haven't figured out yet.
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Turkey: "Aren't we just out standing in our field?"
Other Turkey: "And just like on dating sites, we're waiting to get shot down."
Panel 2:
"Pintsize, I've loved you as no other since the first time I saw you. And this is what we're going to do when I get there."
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(SECOND PANEL)
(off-screen)
TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!
Winner on so many levels, including ones I haven't figured out yet.
Cool. 8-) Is there a claims process or a form I have to fill out?
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:mrgreen:
(http://i.imgur.com/525YJUc.png) (http://imgur.com/525YJUc)
:evil:
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Tai: Well, I did say that you could keep your pants if you wanted to, didn't I?
Dora: *pant, pant, pant*
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TAI: I can't believe you actually bit off a corner of the mattress. Damn I'm good.
DORA: *incoherent Cthulhu-babble*
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TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!
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Tai: You can pant if you want/leave your friends behind/'cause your friends don't pant/and if they don't pant/well they're no friends of mine!
Dora: *pant*...
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TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!
Yeah well... I was getting there. 8-)
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DORA: "That little modesty word balloon is cold. Call Mieville in here."
TAI: "If not Mieville, how about MY ... "
... can't quite make myself go there.
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TAI: Happy birthday, Grandma!
DORA: OH GOD YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOREVER!
Yeah well... I was getting there. 8-)
I was under the impression that IDUHG put up that picture to caption because of your previous effort. :P
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That image was in the plans for this week as soon as I saw it lol. Still, this did all work out very nicely. 8-)
DORA: "That little modesty word balloon is cold. Call Mieville in here."
TAI: "If not Mieville, how about MY ... "
... can't quite make myself go there.
You know what that makes you, right?
Do I dare say it?
Nope.
pussy
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TAI: Hee hee so you like it when I ram it in?
DORA: Proper lubrication... meep.
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TAI: I was going to get rid of my star tattoo, but after seeing the speech balloon tat on your boob, I think I'll keep it.
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Someone should invent fleshtone tattoo ink. Poor man's laser erasure!
Of course it'd have to be incredibly opaque and whatnot… how adjustable is needle depth?
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Someone should invent fleshtone tattoo ink. Poor man's laser erasure!
Of course it'd have to be incredibly opaque and whatnot… how adjustable is needle depth?
Hmm, I'm surprised nobody has already invented that. I suppose they don't figure there would be much demand; since you're putting the tattoo onto somebody's flesh, they probably figure that any part that should be fleshtone can just be left uncolored...
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It would also be an extremely expensive color to manufacture. It already is, when used as a fabric dye.
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(http://i.imgur.com/525YJUc.png) (http://imgur.com/525YJUc)
Tai: "Come ooooon, you know you want to."
Dora: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang."
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From random comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2424)
Tai: I can't believe you fell for that.
Dora: Welp, that's it. I've had a good run. Time to go abandon my life and live on a barge.
Another random comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2433)
Tai: I didn't, like, grab your butt or anything, did I?
Dora: Nah, I checked in the morning and the tamper-proof seal was still intact.
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From random comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2424)
Tai: I can't believe you fell for that.
Dora: Welp, that's it. I've had a good run. Time to go abandon my life and live on a barge.
That's actually rather funny. :-D
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Someone should invent fleshtone tattoo ink. Poor man's laser erasure!
Of course it'd have to be incredibly opaque and whatnot… how adjustable is needle depth?
Hmm, I'm surprised nobody has already invented that. I suppose they don't figure there would be much demand; since you're putting the tattoo onto somebody's flesh, they probably figure that any part that should be fleshtone can just be left uncolored...
(http://i22.mangareader.net/air-gear/61/air-gear-1575600.jpg)
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Tai: "Honey, may I put a speech bubble on your other boob?"
Dora: "Don't put hot sauce on it this time."
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Tai: "Honey, may I put a speech bubble on your other boob?"
Dora: "Don't put hot sauce on it this time."
Alt-Dora: "Let it stay there. It's kinda sore. I love our little darling Gwendolyne, but her teeth are all business nowadays."
or
Tai: "Now that show was worth an A".
Dora: *pant, pant*
Dommevoice (off-screen): "Hmm. You're getting there. Add some AUTHORITY to it. B+... may be?"
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...So mom is teaching classes at UMass now, instead of Stanford?
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TAI: "It was nice of Marten to let us use his room."
DORA: "Now that I think of it, it was, wasn't it? Especially when he opened the door not expecting to find us."