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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 19 Jan 2014, 15:35
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WOOOOOT! This is the 150th edition of the QC Caption Game! This has gone far better than I thought it would, and I have some more ideas for the coming year; ideas such as possibly spicing things up by making it an actual contest. Let me know your opinions on whether or not that'd be a good idea, or how to best go about it if we wanted to. In the meantime, enjoy the FIRST IMAGE::::
(http://i.imgur.com/s7zDqaH.png) (http://imgur.com/s7zDqaH)
Here's to another year of captioning! :mrgreen:
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MARTEN: "Y'know, I don't think you ever told us where you're from."
HANNERS: "Yesh I did. I tol' you ... 'sup THERE."
FAYE: "We KNOW you live upstairs, sweetie. Where are you FROM from?"
Oh, and the randomizer:
MARTEN: "Are you just eating peas for lunch?"
HANNERS: "Yes, I'm ... "
FAYE: "Giving peas a chance?" (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2437)
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Mind firmly in the gutter (just follow Marten's gaze).
Marten: "Hanners, dis prolly liquor talking, but are you ... goin' braless?"
Hanners: "'s cool... Imma zero-gee space princess. Need no support."
Faye: "No, No, No."
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Hannelore: "Imma challenge you to a duel, Marten!"
Marten: "I think that's enough drinking for you, Hanners. Besides, I don't want to hurt you."
Faye: "Eh, you look pretty evenly matched to me. Although probably more to your disadvantage, (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1604) Marten... (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1313)
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Marten: "I'm just saying, it'd do us all a world of good."
Hannelore: "I'm drunk enough that it seems like an excellent idea!"
Faye: "Taco Bell, or IHOP?"
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Marten: "As long as you don't barf in my lap, it's cool."
Hannelore: "THEN YOU'D BETTER MOVE QUICK!"
Faye: "Fifty bucks says she head-butts you in the balls too."
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HANNERS: "I came in here wi' a pair o' unnerpansh an' I ain't leavin' wi'ou' my pair o' unnerpansh!"
MARTEN: "I'll check th' dishwasher."
FAYE: "Were they ... were they ... green?"
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...making it an actual contest. Let me know your opinions on whether or not that'd be a good idea
No. It would become a popularity contest. Donotwant.
Congratulations!
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Marten: I'm actually Dora!
Hanners: I'm actually Station!
Faye: I'm actually sane!
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Hannelore: "Imma challenge you to a duel, Marten!"
Marten: "I think that's enough drinking for you, Hanners. Besides, I don't want to hurt you."
Faye: "Eh, you look pretty evenly matched to me. Although probably more to your disadvantage, (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1604) Marten... (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1313)
Heh, "I'm glad I'm not the only one with a contingency plan for that." :laugh:
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Marten: I think you've had enough to drink
Hanners: I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Faye: Standing up to Marten? You are either drunk or finally realizing you are stronger than him, both are good.
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Eek! Meant to update earlier but I overslept and then had to hurry to work. NEXT IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/NPQhaDT.png) (http://imgur.com/NPQhaDT)
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Hanners: Are you putting on pants, or taking them off?
Marigold: It's in the eye of the beholder, you questionable character!
(It was just sitting there!)
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Hanners: It was just sitting there!
Marigold: Put the rocks down, please?
8-)
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Marigold: "Oh, yeah, that's Alex. He's my yaoi-eating rat."
Hannelore: "Rat?! And it isn't yaoi, I was just looking!"
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Marigold: "Were you staring at my butt?"
Hanners: "You can't prove anything - I mean, no, of course not!"
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MARIGOLD: "I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of it. We were having space lunch and I handed him his space hot dog out of the space microwave."
HANNERS: "You touched each other's FOOD? Ewww!"
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Marigold: did you have to organize my sex toys?
Hanners: Those were sex toys? I thought they were tools!
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THIRD PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/HSvqJpU.png) (http://imgur.com/HSvqJpU)
I don't think we've seen the Linux AnthroPC in a Caption Game yet, have we?
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WOODROW: "Did you have to organize my sex toys?"
PT410X: "Those were sex toys? I thought they were tools!"
MOMO: "We're AnthroPCs. Tools ARE sex toys."
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Winslow: No, I will NOT install GNU/Linux!
PT410X: You would be much happier with a REAL Linux distribution instead of OS X.
Momo: You could dual-boot if you wanted. Marigold can show you how.
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Winslow: I do NOT want to hear the word "Android" ever again!
PT410X: What's wrong with you?
Momo: Winslow, he was just talking about my boyfriend.
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Winslow: So what does your boyfriend do for a living?
PT410X: Bet he counts sheep.
Momo: Your pop references are so yesterday. Crash and burn.
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Winslow: No, I will NOT install GNU/Linux!
PT410X: You would be much happier with a REAL Linux distribution instead of OS X.
Momo: You could dual-boot if you wanted. Marigold can show you how.
OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD. :-P
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True.
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Winslow: No, I will NOT install GNU/Linux!
PT410X: You would be much happier with a REAL Linux distribution instead of OS X.
Momo: You could dual-boot if you wanted. Marigold can show you how.
OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD. :-P
Winslow: OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD.
PT410X: Yeah, but only fans of BSDM run BSD.
Momo: TMI!
... which makes me wonder, what OS does Momo run?
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Probably whatever Pintsize is running since their driver DLLs were (software) compatible enough to share the corrupted "many toes" patch. And also since Sony hasn't ever really gotten into major OS development.
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So some version of Windows, then. I seem to recall in an early comic it being mentioned that Pintsize ran Windows ME (or maybe it was Marten threatening to install WinME on him).
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The latter.
Momo has a registry. She had problems with it in the chassis store.
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WINSLOW: "But it doesn't matter what OS we use!"
PT410X: "Yes it does! Closed Source is slavery."
MOMO: "Says the guy whose software can't run the 'Optimist' app."
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If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer? :psyduck:
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If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer? :psyduck:
Because WoW* has bot detection tools that auto-kick users that seem to be using scripts or other hacks to automate play?
*And every other MMO of any quality.
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Wouldn't that be a civil rights issue in the QCverse? :psyduck:
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Wouldn't that be a civil rights issue in the QCverse? :psyduck:
Maybe?
Or maybe they have special "high reflex" accounts that APCs can set up if they want to play WoW on themselves but Marigold's isn't one?
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If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer? :psyduck:
Because WoW* has bot detection tools that auto-kick users that seem to be using scripts or other hacks to automate play?
Actually, it's been established in the strip that AI's don't think any faster than humans, because it takes most of their processing cycles just to maintain their sentience. I believe it was either May or Momo who said that. So they wouldn't play any faster, either.
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It was Momo.
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http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2285
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Random Comic, AWAY! (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1337)
Winslow: B equals equals equals D tilde tilde tilde.
PT140X: STFU.
Momo: IDGI.
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It was Momo.
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2285
Thanks! I knew somebody would be able to dig up the reference.
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OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD. :-P
I'm glad someone other than me pointed that out...
So they wouldn't play any faster, either.
Hmm... They could bypass mechanical interface devices like mice, keyboards, fingers, arms etc. Think of the APM they could achieve playing Starcraft II!
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If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer? :psyduck:
Because WoW* has bot detection tools that auto-kick users that seem to be using scripts or other hacks to automate play?
Actually, it's been established in the strip that AI's don't think any faster than humans, because it takes most of their processing cycles just to maintain their sentience. I believe it was either May or Momo who said that. So they wouldn't play any faster, either.
That doesn't follow. Reflexes aren't just about thought, they're about nerve conduction times and muscular response times, both of which are eliminated entirely if you don't have to use your eyes and hands to play.
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But doesn't that also apply for a human hooked up to an advanced VR system? The tech for a direct nervous system uplink isn't implausible for the qc-verse, given the existence of such things as clinton's hand... which may even respond to unconscious thought. Heck, it's not that far off from what we have here in the real world.
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But doesn't that also apply for a human hooked up to an advanced VR system? The tech for a direct nervous system uplink isn't implausible for the qc-verse, given the existence of such things as clinton's hand... which may even respond to unconscious thought. Heck, it's not that far off from what we have here in the real world.
Probably?
Doesn't invalidate the problem though. Software solutions like PunkBuster are specifically designed to look for things that would aid or replace a standard human, including particular device drivers that ma or may not correspond to modified interfaces, and report the player for a potential ToS violation.
It occurs to me that there's probably yet another reason and far more convincing at that: convenience. If Marigold has WoW on her machine already and it's all set up with the right expansions and accounts why bother downloading it all to Momo for one raid, especially at short notice?
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Less talk, more captioning!
(http://i.imgur.com/HSvqJpU.png) (http://imgur.com/HSvqJpU)
Random caption: (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=634)
WINSLOW: "God, I had the WEIRDEST sex dream last night."
PT410X: "This wasn't the one with me dressed up like Badtz Maru again, was it?"
MOMO: "I had a sexy dream about that TV detective 'Monk' once. I mean, I guess it wasn't that SEXY, we just straightened up his apartment together. In the nude."
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Random comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1121)
Winslow: I bet it felt good to finally get laid, huh?
PT410X: Heh, yeah. Dust out the cobwebs, so to speak.
Momo: There were no cobwebs in my lady parts to begin with!
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That was quite interesting, but we should keep it rolling....FOURTH IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/85sG03H.png) (http://imgur.com/85sG03H)
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YELLING BIRD: GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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YELLING BIRD: *GASP* SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS FUCKING THING!!
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YELLING BIRD: "And this is how babies are born in my family!"
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YELLING BIRD: Here's Johnny!
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(http://i.imgur.com/85sG03H.png)
Hit the random button until I got this strip. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1400)
Yelling Bird: Dora! Dora! Marten says I can have sex with you!
*cue crazy bestial fantasy scene*
And here's a random one I got about Yelling Bird: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1961
Mental Mynah: HAPPY FREEDOM DAY
For non-random, how about...
Crazy Canary: DON'T EAT ME, MOTHERFUCKER, OR I'LL BREAK OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN DIGESTIVE SYSTEM! UNLESS YOU EAT MY DICK, IN WHICH CASE YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING SWALLOW IT! NOT JUST BECAUSE I NEED IT FOR SEX BUT BECAUSE YOU MIGHT CHOKE ON MY GIGANTIC BALLS.
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MINI-YB: "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL-L-L-L ..."
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Er, yeah... "random" (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=810):
Yelling Bird: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!"
Sorry, couldn't help myself... :D
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Yelling Bird: "YES, THE FIRST STAGE OF MY LIFE CYCLE IS CALLED A FACE FUCKER! HOWEVER DID YOU GUESS?"
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"Damn it! I got carried away again (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28755.msg1137563.html#msg1137563)!"
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YB: "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE BAGS OF HEROIN IN HERE BUT ALL I CAN FIND IS LIBERTY"
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YB: Mile high club they said. Window seat they said. Wheres my fucking peanuts and Smirnoff damn it.
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YB: I'M A DENVER BRONCO! I CAN BUST THROUGH ANY FUCKING HAWK!
(timely as today's headlines)
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"Damn it! I got carried away again (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28755.msg1137563.html#msg1137563)!"
Nice :lol:
FIFTH PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/ttxoIkX.png) (http://imgur.com/ttxoIkX)
(regular Caption Game starts tomorrow morning! Thank you!)
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Naked Guy: Howdy, partner! I'll be your, heh, partner during this here thing.
Wil: What did I just sign up for!?
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NG: Do you like my new clothes?
Wil: The Emperor is naked!
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Wil: Who...who are you?
NG: Oh, I'm just the caretaker here on Brokeback Mountain...
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Nudist: "Hi there! A nice campfire you've got going. Mind if I join you and roast a wiener ... or two."
Wil: "Be my guest, I guess."
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Naked Cowboy: Howdy! What y'all doing out here?
Wil: What the heck did I drink last night? It's the last time I let Pintsize mix drinks for me!
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NAKED COWBOY: "Sorry, this is 24 North Pine Island Road. You're lookin' for South Pine Island Road."
WIL: "Uh ... Do you have any cookies?"
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[When suddenly -]
NAKED COWBOY: "Don't be afraid, human. Our species have watched your species for a long time and created this holographic image for ourselves so as not to upset your brains with our true outward appearance upon first contact."
WIL: "Well done. Though I think your ... uh ... length... might still be a bit upsetting..."
(Casually chatting up an extraterrestrial about ... size. Well done, Wil.)