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Title: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Jan 2014, 17:41

By morning I mean evening. FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/TBknBDb.png) (http://imgur.com/TBknBDb)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 Jan 2014, 17:50

Delilah: "No, seriously; my horoscope said 'beware of creepy lines from passive dudes' this morning, and now he's here."
Tai: "Marten, as your wing-lady, I must strongly urge you to say nothing for the rest of the evening!"
Marten: "Aww, and I just came up with a good one too!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: riccostar on 27 Jan 2014, 17:54

Delilah: Does he know what he's drinking?
Tai: Marten that's not beer...
Marten: Gotta do something to get this party started!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Jan 2014, 19:17

Delilah: "Then he said, 'You can pay me back with makeouts.'"
Tai: "Marten! That's the worst come-on ever!"
Marten: "Worked, didn't it?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Jan 2014, 21:59

Delilah: "Really? You said that?"
Tai: "Seriously? To Faye?"
Marten: "Yeah. 'Sweet! Let's Bang.' She interpreted it differently, though."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 Jan 2014, 22:02

apologies in advance:

D: You can't be serious... it's not that big??!?!
M: This can is only an approximation, they don't sell the liter cans in Hampton County
T: I'm gonna need a bigger strap-on

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: Soulsynger on 28 Jan 2014, 00:18

DELILAH: "That's poison."
TAI: "Marten! That's poison!"
MARTEN: "Well, down the basement it goes. Until I'm screaming for more!"
DELILAH & TAI (unison): "Or bringing it up again behind the bushes..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: Border Reiver on 28 Jan 2014, 04:30

Delilah:  "Not cool."

Tai:  "I can't believe it."

Marten:  "Sure, if Tai leaves her pants in a dishwasher, it's cute.  But when I do it..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Jan 2014, 06:08

Delilah: It's the size of my finger.
Tai: Seriously!?
Marten: Then either your finger is really big or Dora's forearm is really small.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: DSL on 28 Jan 2014, 07:40

DELILAH: "It's … peaty? Is that the right word? But there's also some vanilla and caramel in there."
TAI: "And maybe a little bit of … old leather?"
MARTEN: "Nope. Still just tastes like horrible burning. Got any more?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: iduguphergrave on 30 Jan 2014, 16:04

SECOND PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/ThA8vQY.png) (http://imgur.com/ThA8vQY)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: celticgeek on 30 Jan 2014, 16:29

Blond girl:  That isn't a balloon you're using, Tai, but it is puce colored.
Marten:  You don't have to blow them up first, Tai.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: DSL on 30 Jan 2014, 20:42

PORCH SWING GIRL: "You have them custom made? That thing must be as long as your forearm!"
MARTEN: "And twice as dexterous!"

Or

PSG: "Do you know my friend Monica from Minneapolis?"
MARTEN: "Stop licking him, Tai."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: jwhouk on 31 Jan 2014, 07:15

Yeah, she does look a bit like Bud, doesn't she?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: FunkyTuba on 31 Jan 2014, 11:28

PSG: "It makes tiny, personal cotton candy... unless you've got the patience of Tai"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
Post by: DSL on 31 Jan 2014, 17:22

Quote from: jwhouk on 31 Jan 2014, 07:15

Yeah, she does look a bit like Bud, doesn't she?

Tai with Acacia's abilities ... a scary thought.