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Title: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Feb 2014, 09:48
Welcome to a new week, Questionables! FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/ZYCSuAZ.png)

haha
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Skewbrow on 09 Feb 2014, 10:07
Mo: "After the latest update my database has 73214 protocols, but this situation is not covered by any of them."
Ma: "Cute Butt Zzzz Date"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: cesium133 on 09 Feb 2014, 10:16
Momo: Why was she looking at my butt when she said "Cute Butt"?
Marigold: Zzzzz... mmm... robots...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: K1dmor on 09 Feb 2014, 10:59
 Momo: I guess she couldn't handle your new look.
 Marigold: dAaaaAaanG...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Feb 2014, 11:03
Momo: "The label did not mention this as a possible side effect..."
Marigold: "Dale. On top. Clothes off. NOW."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Nuclear_Nipple_Tester on 09 Feb 2014, 11:32
MOMO:  "Marigold, that is not how you perform a blowjob.   Shall I run the instructional video for you again?"
MARIGOLD:  "DAMN IT"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: DSL on 09 Feb 2014, 11:48
MOMO: "Ah. Thank you, Thing."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Nuclear_Nipple_Tester on 09 Feb 2014, 11:55
MOMO:  "Uh, Marigold that is not how you perform a blow-job--
MARIGOLD:  "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place..."

(Star Trek 6 reference, in case you aren't an obsessive trek-fan)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: cesariojpn on 09 Feb 2014, 12:17
Momo: This is why I told her never to play "Purple Pills (NSFW) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFsLGh81GeI)" when taking medications.
Marigold: *mumbling gurgling sounds*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Feb 2014, 13:40
Momo: "Dale-san, you should not have spilled the water on her."
Marigold: "Help! I'm melting!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: FunkyTuba on 09 Feb 2014, 17:50
Marigold: I f... I feel funny. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
Momo: It's ok bud, it's just from the medicine
Marigold: Is this gonna be forever?
Dale: Noo (laughs). No, it won't be forever.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Feb 2014, 20:31
Momo: I keep telling her to just read my database for date protocol, but she insists on those sketchy yaoi sites!
Marigold: I pre-roofied myself for you!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: techkid on 10 Feb 2014, 02:48
Momo: "While that dating tips book said 'to sweep her off her feet', they probably didn't mean to kick Marigold's legs out from under her."
Marbear: "I'm okay!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: DSL on 10 Feb 2014, 18:46
MOMO: "Do you need a hand?"
MARIGOLD: "Nope! Got one right here!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: techkid on 12 Feb 2014, 00:49
Momo: "'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor'?"
Marigold: "Nothing wrong with me!"

I just had Drowning Pool on my mind for a second...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Border Reiver on 12 Feb 2014, 12:24
Mono:  "Faye, you and Angus should really stop with the body shots.  Dale's here for Marigold."

Faye:  "Ah resemble that remark!"


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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Feb 2014, 13:07
Hells yeah Drowning Pool. SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/mEqSIdU.png)

(R.I.P. Dave Williams)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: K1dmor on 12 Feb 2014, 13:16
 Again? (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29581.0.html).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Zebediah on 12 Feb 2014, 14:35
Amir: "Nothing on tonight but reruns."
Marten: "But they're vintage black-and-white reruns!"
Hannelore: "The world must have been a dull place before my dad invented color."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Feb 2014, 17:38
Sorry; I'm going through medication adjustments and I think it's making me more harebrained than usual. As penance, this is the replacement:

(http://i.imgur.com/ISmPGcL.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Mr_Rose on 12 Feb 2014, 18:30
Pintsize: *in bad French accent* "I am ze locksmith of love, no?"
Faye: "God dammit! I just got those changed too. Also, get OUT! And leave the champagne."

Alt Faye: "Marten! Have you been messing with this little shit's region settings again?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: K1dmor on 12 Feb 2014, 19:26
Pintsize: Come here darling, and enjoy the light of the candles--
 Faye: So then i knock them out, get the apartment on fire and have to move out with a single indie guy again?! No, thank you!

 -----

 Pintsize: Come on babe, and let me show you why it's called a Hard Drive.
 Faye: If you don't leave now, you're gonna need back-up.

 -----
 Faye: What. Are. You. Doing?!
 Pintsize: It's Valentine's Day! The tradition says that we mustache our butts.

(tag fix ~Loki)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Feb 2014, 21:24
Pintsize: "Like what I've done with the place?"
Pugnacious Peach: "Dammit, you got gradient steps all over my wall!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: cesariojpn on 13 Feb 2014, 01:36
Pintsize: So I heard you like Tom Selleck.
Faye: You went into my browsing history you little fuck?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Feb 2014, 08:33
Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Storel on 13 Feb 2014, 10:39
Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."

Ohhhhh myyyyyy...  :-o [/takei]
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Feb 2014, 10:40
Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."
Faye: Then I've got a confession, too. That pink robot you flamed out with? That was my mind uploaded into robot form!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: DSL on 13 Feb 2014, 12:38
PINTSIZE: "My name is Pintsize MacToaster. You killed my father ... "
FAYE: "Prepare to FRY!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 153
Post by: Detachable Felix on 13 Feb 2014, 14:52
Pintsize: "But there never was any Angus. It was my mind uploaded to the latest-model android body the whole time!"
Faye: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE."

Winner, right here.