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Title: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: iduguphergrave on 23 Feb 2014, 12:37
Hey folks! Lets do this:

(http://i.imgur.com/hhxuzZP.png)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: celticgeek on 23 Feb 2014, 13:34
Marigold:  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.
Momo:  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: cesium133 on 23 Feb 2014, 13:37
Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Storel on 23 Feb 2014, 17:20
Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.

 :laugh:  Well, that's going to be hard to top.

Marigold: Does this towel make my ass look big?
Momo: Of course not! Why, are you planning to wear it somewhere?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: jwhouk on 23 Feb 2014, 18:48
Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.
I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed she was reading War and Peace. :D

Anyways:

MAR-BEAR: "Were we... uhm...  noisy?"
MOMO: "You weren't kidding, what you told Angus, were you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: FunkyTuba on 23 Feb 2014, 20:56
Ma: I left my WoW audio running... Hope my guild didn't hear
Mo: They've already put out a hit on you for LARPing with the alliance. Thing is, I don't think you were actually Role Playing...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Feb 2014, 22:06
Marigold: "Is that a copy of To Serve Man?"
Momo: "No! See what it says on the cover I totally did not just put around it!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Border Reiver on 24 Feb 2014, 10:16
Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.

Marigold:  "That's...really disappointing."
Momo:  "If it makes you feel any better, I read Hunchback of Notre Dame first."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Feb 2014, 10:51
Marigold: "Look, all I'm saying is that Russian literature may not be the best place to look for dating tips."
Momo. "Says the woman who watches nothing but homoerotic anime."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: cesariojpn on 24 Feb 2014, 14:50
Marigold: Uh, are you sure? This is my first time.....
Momo: Gimme a minute, i'm still trying to download that huge Kama Sutra DLC.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: DSL on 25 Feb 2014, 07:28
MARIGOLD: "Did you know you can save 15 percent off your car insurance by switching to GEICO?"
MOMO: "Everybody knows that."

(beat)

MARIGOLD: "OK, did  you know Pintsize lost his head?"

(or)

MARIGOLD: "Is Hannelore going to be all right?"
MOMO: "Probably. I just want to look up possible drug interactions between Ativan and topical antibiotics."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Skewbrow on 25 Feb 2014, 09:27
Marigold: "I got so brave, drugged in head, lost my discretion."
Momo: "It's ok."
Marigold: "It felt so right."
Momo: "Honestly. It's ok."
Marigold: "And I liked it."
Momo: "Damn it. Nothing's wrong with you. It. Is. Ok."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Feb 2014, 10:19
Marigold:  "Do you think I'm going to see him again?"

Momo:  "Can't talk now, getting a message from Pintsize about Marten.  I need context.  Apparently, he just gave Marten a little head."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Feb 2014, 10:19
Marigold: "Was this towel appropriate to wear to the opera with Dale?"
Momo: "My social protocol database says you're in the clear if breasts and genitals are covered."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Zebediah on 25 Feb 2014, 13:04
Marigold: "Was this towel appropriate to wear to the opera with Dale?"
Momo: "My social protocol database says you're in the clear if breasts and genitals are covered."

Marigold: "I'd better not bend over too far, then."
Momo: "My social protocol database also suggests that Dale would enjoy it very much if you did."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Feb 2014, 17:25
Sorry for the delay; SECOND PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/vdXGRi7.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Feb 2014, 17:57
Faye: Seriously, how did it not fall off if you really did it for that long!?
Dale: I'm completely serious. Momo got halfway through War and Peace while we were doing it.
Marten: I saw Momo read the entire Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy in 5 seconds yesterday.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: celticgeek on 26 Feb 2014, 18:01
Faye:  You went on for how long?
Dale:  Quite a while.
Marten:  Were they pink or "puce"?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: DSL on 26 Feb 2014, 18:07
(Same general trend as Faye-Dale exchanges above) followed by:

MARTEN (looking at top of wall above street window): "Oh, so that's where the ARBOR DAY 2005 banner went."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Schmee on 26 Feb 2014, 18:42
Marten: I saw Momo read the entire Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy in 5 seconds yesterday.
All six books?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Feb 2014, 18:57
Marten: I saw Momo read the entire Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy in 5 seconds yesterday.
All six books?
I didn't say it was accurately named.  :wink:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Pilchard123 on 27 Feb 2014, 13:54
It is, after all, the trilogy of five (or six).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Feb 2014, 08:07
Faye: "Yo, dude, you finally tap that ass?"
Dale: "Dude I hit that shit so hard the fuckin' National Endowment for the Arts gave me a grant."
Marten: "And when I had this exact same conversation with Angus, Faye got pissed off."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 155
Post by: Detachable Felix on 28 Feb 2014, 19:17
Corrected:
Faye: "Yo, dude, you finally tap that ass?"
Dale: "Dude I hit that shit so hard the fuckin' National Endowment for the Arts gave me a grant."
Marten: "And when I had this exact same conversation with Angus, Faye got pissed off. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang"