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Title: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Mar 2014, 19:21
Good evenink. FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/tRDfxvQ.png)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: WAYF on 10 Mar 2014, 00:25
Claire: And this is how you dual-wield when pretending to shark people! It's hilarious, for a moment they think you have two-

Faye: DON'T POINT THOSE AT ME.

Emily: How do you hold an entire shark in your hand?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 10 Mar 2014, 00:50
Emily: "Has anyone seen my marbles?"
Claire: "I gave them to Faye!"
Pugnacious Peach: "You told me those were jawbreakers!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: DSL on 10 Mar 2014, 02:54
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 10 Mar 2014, 00:50
Emily: "Has anyone seen my marbles?"

No,  but I see what you did there.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Skewbrow on 10 Mar 2014, 03:08
Emily: "So this `like'-button is a lot like Momo's belly button. When you press it fun things happen?"
Claire: "Yeah! Except in Faye's case it's the color of her face that will change. And we also share content."
Faye: "Someone is begging to share the contents of this carafe. On her colorful hair."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Mar 2014, 07:08
Emily: "Wait, so she wanted to bang Marten but didn't?"
Claire: "Yeah, she led him on for months, but her head was so messed up that she couldn't go through with it! Isn't that the most pathetically lame thing you ever heard?"
Faye: "YOU... ARE... GOING... TO... DIE!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: DSL on 10 Mar 2014, 07:54
EMILY: "So the lady who owns this place lived with Marten and they broke up 'cuz she was messed up and now she might have a chance at a stable relationship and this lady here who's angry wanted to date him and didn't and now she's in a stable relationship with a guy ... ?"
CLAIRE: "Yeah! He's exactly the opposite of a home-wrecker, if you think about it!"
FAYE: "I'm warning you two ... "
EMILY: "Ms. Hubbert says she's exothermic or something."
CLAIRE: "Yeah, but I'm not sure what she means by that. And Doc Ellicott's daughter -- remember, she's the one you turned orange at the lake party? -- says she's soporific. Something to do with her boobs."
FAYE: "You two. OUT. NOW."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: DrBear on 10 Mar 2014, 08:49
Emily: You're going to WHAT?
Claire: Now that I've got the pierced ears and HEEEEELLLLS, I'm getting boobs like Faye's!
Faye: Hey, these are my trademark!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Thrudd on 10 Mar 2014, 09:12

Emily: "Music happen to be the food of love."
Claire: "Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side."
Pugnacious Peach: "It a gonna burn."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: FunkyTuba on 10 Mar 2014, 09:23
Collab:

Emily: Yes, they have no bananas today :(
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: celticgeek on 10 Mar 2014, 09:35
Emily:  Last night it just tasted like horrible burning.
Claire:  It's peaty...
Faye:  Can't come close to Midnight Hobo, though.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: cesariojpn on 11 Mar 2014, 04:13
Emily: Wait, how does one have sex with someone who doesn't shave?
Claire: I'm more surprised Marten could even stick his.......
Faye: GET OUT.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Thrudd on 11 Mar 2014, 08:55
Emily: How do I keep the squirrels away from my bird feeder?
Claire: Ask the expert.
Faye: Obstruction, elevation, isolation, lubrication, combination, altercation, innovation, separation, and capitulation.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Mar 2014, 16:33
SECOND IMAGENESS:

(http://i.imgur.com/BVrhzmZ.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: DSL on 12 Mar 2014, 18:22
ANGUS: "You know, I really thought her acceptance of our situation would take a little longer."
MARIGOLD: "Faye and Angus, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. I don't care, because they're dumb, I've got my Alliance scum!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Zebediah on 12 Mar 2014, 18:45
Angus: "An orgasm lasting more than four hours, while rare..."
Marigold: "YES DALE IS REALLY THAT GOOD"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Mr_Rose on 12 Mar 2014, 19:00
Angus: "And now?"
Marigold: "My inner eye sees… Faye going for a crotch-grab! Also, ew!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: cesium133 on 12 Mar 2014, 19:44
Angus: I'm sorry, but after seeing Marigold dancing like that, I'm leaving you.
Marigold: Eh, Macarena!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: DSL on 12 Mar 2014, 20:12
ANGUS: "Booty?"
MARIGOLD: "Sorry, all I'm getting (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2036) is booty."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Schmee on 12 Mar 2014, 21:31
If you imagine Marigold's (closed) eyes and her eyebrows to be the lines outlining her eyes instead, this image becomes kinda terrifying.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Mar 2014, 22:02
Because I am behind the times:

Emily: "What, is it really rude to point at people?"
Claire: "Sure, just watch how mad Faye gets when I do this."
Pugnacious Peach: "I will fuck your mother with a strapon designed by Pintsize."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Storel on 13 Mar 2014, 05:55
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 Mar 2014, 22:02
Emily: "What, is it really rude to point at people?"
Claire: "Sure, just watch how mad Faye gets when I do this."
Pugnacious Peach: "I will fuck your mother with a strapon designed by Pintsize."

 :-o
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Thrudd on 14 Mar 2014, 06:37
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 Mar 2014, 22:02
Censored

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ANGUS: "Are you really able to walk that way?."
MARIGOLD: "I really can ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ WALK THIS WAY ♫♪    ♫♪ Just Gimme a kiss ♫♪    ♫♪ Like this ♫♪   
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: techkid on 14 Mar 2014, 21:04
Despite my intense dislike of Aerosmith, I'll give you points for that, thrudd.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Mar 2014, 09:18
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 Mar 2014, 22:02
Because I am behind the times:

Emily: "What, is it really rude to point at people?"
Claire: "Sure, just watch how mad Faye gets when I do this."
Pugnacious Peach: "I will fuck your mother with Pintsize."

FTFY
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: cesium133 on 15 Mar 2014, 09:19
Pintsize: I will totally be your mother's glorified dildo.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 157
Post by: Thrudd on 17 Mar 2014, 12:25
Quote from: cesium133 on 15 Mar 2014, 09:19
Pintsize: I will totally be your mother's glorified dildo.
Transformer Shouki: You don't know just how much this means to me.  :cry: