THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 30 Mar 2014, 14:03
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Hey people! FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/iTLUje1.png)
Enjoy!
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Marten: Ya mind pickin' my nose for me? My aim ain't so great right now.
Angus: No way, dude.
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Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!
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Marten: I'm so sloshed, even my drink iss sloshed!... all over the floor.
Angus: Alright, how about you put the glass down, then it won't be sloshed anymore. Then we can get to work on YOU.
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Marten: You, you think you're so hot, let me tell you... I was coming to Coffee of Doom ev'ry day and getting abused for it long before you were!
Angus: There is a weird kind of one-upmanship going on here...
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Marten: I swear, if Faye burns down MY apartment just so that she has an excuse to go live in New York with YOU...
Angus: Nah, she would never... Oh god, she might.
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Marten: "LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT MY NOSE AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!"
Angus: "..."
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Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!
Minor nitpick: http://health.clevelandclinic.org/2013/10/what-the-color-of-your-urine-says-about-you-infographic/
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Marten: There's no such thing as purple urine.
Angus: Thank you, Cleveland Clinic infographic.
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Marten: "Did you know that German scientists have discovered that hops can become sentient when brewed and nurtured in a safe vat for just the right time?"
Angus: "Dude! Slow down!"
Beer (thinking/burping): "Nooooooo! Down me. Quick. I don't want to dry to death unloved in some spill on the floor of some dark watering hole. Mommy!"
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Marten: "You don't need another beer."
Angus: "Are you seriously trying to Jedi-Mind-Trick yourself?"
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Marten: "If you were a True Bro you'd do this for me..."
Angus: "Sorry dude, I know it's allergy season, but I'm not going to make a 'Claire-itin' joke on purpose in front of Faye. I can't afford that much tylenol and ice"
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Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!
Minor nitpick: http://health.clevelandclinic.org/2013/10/what-the-color-of-your-urine-says-about-you-infographic/
I did not know urine could foam or fizz. :-o (Or turn blue or green, for that matter. :-P) Before reading this, my first reaction if my urine were fizzing would be have been "OMGWTF???", followed by an immediate call to my doctor. Now, I suppose I'd wait to see if it happened again before calling. Very educational, thanks!
ObCaption:
Marrten: C'mon, man, seriously, is my nose too big? I need your honest opinion.
Angus: No way, man; the last time someone asked me a question like that, I got punched for giving an honest opinion.
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Random Caption, Ahoy! (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=713)
MARTEN (as Steve): "Well, when she slammed the door in my face I probably shouldn't have shouted 'I hope you contract dolphin-syphillis' at the top of my lungs."
ANGUS (as Marten): "Hmm, yeah. That was probably a mistake."
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Random: (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=388)
Marten: You think that's bad? Try finding all of your clean underwear in the kitchen sink, covered in motor oil.
Angus: Hey, that only happened ONE TIME and I said I was sorry.
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Marten: "Imma gonna drink to prove to you that the Tequila Monster is real! You stay shober to report my findings..."
Angus: "I don't think drunken hallucinations work like that."
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MARTEN DENT: "Whatsh unpleashant about bein' drunk?"
ANGUS PREFECT: "Ask your glass of beer."
BEER (tiny voice): "Noooooooo..."
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Once again, Thanks to DSL we have a winner.
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Great Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, DSL! :lol:
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A humble crewman on the "B" Ark, that's me. Jinnan tonix all around!
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I'll take a Rummin Koke.
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Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster for me, please.
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Have a new image while you're at it!
(http://i.imgur.com/uMKBJb5.png)
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Jimbo: This beer tastes really weird.
Wil: You're tasting the sample I was supposed to give to the doctor in the morning!
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Jimbo: "Saw Dr. Seuss get into a fight in a bar once. Cut the other guy to ribbons with a broken bottle, and made up a poem about it while he was doin' it."
Wil: "I heard about that. 'From there to here, from here to there, the bastard's blood is everywhere.' It's a classic of children's literature."
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Jimbo: What's this one called?
Wil: Desaturation Ale. It removes the color from your wrench when it gets inflamed.
(yeah, yeah, the color has varied through the years)
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Jimbo: I specifically ordered a yellow beer. This isn't yellow...
Wil: It will be, in a few hours' time.
Jimbo: ...Touché, barman. Touché.
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Jimbo: Why you all so interested in mah hat?
Wil: Is that really an original Flesh Gordon roadie cap?
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Wil: So, moving on, the next flight is a HefeWheaton (http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2012/06/on-the-bottling-of-my-hefewheaton.html), then we'll try the Goin To California Pale Ale (http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/food_and_drink/page/2/). If you like that, you'll love the Bronze Dragon Brown Ale (http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2012/09/further-adventures-in-homebrewing-this-is-the-recipe-i-designed-for-bronze-dragon-brown-ale.html), then if you're feeling adventurous, you should give the Stone Farking Wheaton W00tstout (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/96528/) a try.
Jimbo: I'm sensing a pattern here.
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My granddad always says that you only rent beer.
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JIMBO:
My granddad always says that you only rent beer.
WIL: "Indeed. And do you get your deposit back?"
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JIMBO: "Naw, yer talkin' out yer ass. That there Aristotle feller divided poetry into three, whaddayacallem, John-Rays: epic, comic and tragic. Now, he was influential throughout the Middle East when them Mooz-lim fellers was havin' their Golden Age, and in Yoor-up (I ain't allowed there no more, neither) during that there Renn-AY-since, but later fellers split his dramatic John-Ray (snicker) into two little John-Rays, dramatic and comic. An' their other John-Rays was epic and lyric."
WIL: "Yes, yes, but I simply must know what happened to the man from Nantucket."
Yes, that is liberally adapted from the Wikipidea entry on "Poetry."
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I prefer visual submissions.
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(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/094/8/8/qc_caption_160_1_by_nobodyfromnowhere-d7czdah.png)
Jimbo, off-panel: I want that yellow BEER!
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Read Right to Left
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Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!
Minor nitpick: http://health.clevelandclinic.org/2013/10/what-the-color-of-your-urine-says-about-you-infographic/
Minor nitpick nitpick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_intermittent_porphyria
(there IS such a thing as purple pee...from a certain point of view >_>)