I wonder if "friend Dora" and "Boss Dora" are related to "explorer Dora"
I wonder if "friend Dora" and "Boss Dora" are related to "explorer Dora"
I doubt it.
COSETTE! NO COSETTING!
I wonder if "friend Dora" and "Boss Dora" are related to "explorer Dora"
Gesundheit.
I wonder if "friend Dora" and "Boss Dora" are related to "explorer Dora"
I wonder if "friend Dora" and "Boss Dora" are related to "explorer Dora"
I doubt it.
COSETTE! NO COSETTING!
looking like he went into the ring with the Undertaker.
When the undertaker boxes you, you go down and you stay down.That's what you would hope for anyways. - Jonathan, the sixth King of Xanth :angelface:
(Meanwhile, the interior of a train car - "BRRRRRRING!")
When the undertaker boxes you, you go down and you stay down.That's what you would hope for anyways. - Jonathan, the sixth King of Xanth :angelface:
Jeph it gets harder and harder to respect you as a real webcomic producer when you do shit like this. Sohmer hasn't missed a strip in years. What is your excuse?
I've now decided that I quite like Angry Bird comics.Yelling Bird, please. Angry Birds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Birds) is something else. Jeph should sell Yelling Bird to Rovio, I bet he could kill the evil pigs with some yelling or some fireworks from his cloaca (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1690).
Jeph it gets harder and harder to respect you as a real webcomic producer when you do shit like this. Sohmer hasn't missed a strip in years. What is your excuse?
Who is Sohmer anyway? What comic does he do?Ryan Sohmer is the writer for Looking For Group (lfgcomic.com).
Not to mention, Jeph doesn't run a strip buffer, and everyone needs a day or so off now and again. As mentioned in the YB thread, it's either this, or nothing, and I'd rather have a ranty little bird (although an appearance by
Many comics are only three strips a week; one well-regarded one is a dozen or less strips a year. Why then do you feel the need to berate someone who's been so comparatively productive for over ten years now for being unwell? What's your excuse?
I've read the comic for years, but never felt compelled to register/post until Xthform's post.
But I dont even know half the curses Yelling Bird uses ...
Welp. Guess we're going to be seeing some more of Jim, eh? :wink:
Fourth pannel had this playing in my head. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs)
That's because they are so sensitive to my needs.
There's a face we haven't seen in a long time!I think it is time for a Mother's conference. Just imagine what Veronica Vance and Hannermom (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=913) might have to talk about. Faye's mother (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=585), while more timid, could also add some useful insights.
Now I wonder why she's here? I am anxious to see if he drops a "Marten's moving back to California" bombshell.
I was talking about the fact that I am not a native english speaker and the vocabulary used there is simply completely alien to me.But I dont even know half the curses Yelling Bird uses ...
You're posting on the Internet, a forum for Porn (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5z5U_xd8EU); there has to be at least ONE site on the Internet for swear words and sexual references you can pull up for references. Or just make them up!!
Warum auf Deutsch?Good question. No idea.
In other news, Prost!
Marten and Faye need to change the locks.
I was talking about the fact that I am not a native english speaker and the vocabulary used there is simply completely alien to me.But I dont even know half the curses Yelling Bird uses ...You're posting on the Internet, a forum for Porn (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5z5U_xd8EU); there has to be at least ONE site on the Internet for swear words and sexual references you can pull up for references. Or just make them up!!
I wasn't expecting this. I don't know why I wasn't expecting this, but I wasn't.It has been a while since we last saw VV, but her timing is perfect. This should be interesting.
No-one expects Veronica Vance!She can bring the Spanish Inquisition, if you can afford her price. :psyduck:
She can be the Spanish Inquisition if you can afford it! :evil:Now, Cardinal Biggles, poke him with the soft cushions!
There's a face we haven't seen in a long time!I think it is time for a Mother's conference. Just imagine what Veronica Vance and Hannermom (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=913) might have to talk about. Faye's mother (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=585), while more timid, could also add some useful insights.
Now I wonder why she's here? I am anxious to see if he drops a "Marten's moving back to California" bombshell.
I'd add my distaste for Xthform, but it appears they are no longer around to see it. Good.
I guess Pintsize let her in, then?
Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
Veronica laughs at your locks.i assume she simply intimidates locks into unlocking themselves as an act of submission.
Really, one would suspect her line of work would of necessity include knowledge of how to bypass mechanical restraints. I don't think her organization is big enough that she Has People For That.
Ah, thank you. I quite missed that one.Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
Oh wow, I only just got that reference. Pintsize, you are diabolical.Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
Marten loves his mother, but she tends to embarass (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1827) him all the time. Also, she is very active in trying to get him hooked up (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2379) with some girl. I guess this is common for most mothers, but VV might be a bit over the top.Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
That AND his mother showing up unexpectedly. With a mother like her, I'd be freaking out too. And climbing out my bedroom window.
So we know Marten is in store for utter humiliation and embarrassment for the rest of this week, and probably well into the next. I wouldn't even be surprised to hear that Ms Vance is not only moving to the East coast, but just rented the apartment right next door.
Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
That AND his mother showing up unexpectedly. With a mother like her, I'd be freaking out too. And climbing out my bedroom window.
So we know Marten is in store for utter humiliation and embarrassment for the rest of this week, and probably well into the next. I wouldn't even be surprised to hear that Ms Vance is not only moving to the East coast, but just rented the apartment right next door.
Marten loves his mother, but she tends to embarass (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1827) him all the time. Also, she is very active in trying to get him hooked up (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2379) with some girl. I guess this is common for most mothers, but VV might be a bit over the top.What ? My mother never tried anything like that ...
Thank you for making today's strip more or less understandable for me.Gotta say I'm a wee bit confused. Why is Marten so totally freaked out?Because of this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672).
Well, I would guess VV knows how to pick locks. Part of her job. A bondage performance might involve throwing away the keys, but sooner or later the customer wants to get loose (and VV wants her payment).
Marten loves his mother, but she tends to embarass (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1827) him all the time. Also, she is very active in trying to get him hooked up (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2379) with some girl. I guess this is common for most mothers, but VV might be a bit over the top.What ? My mother never tried anything like that ...
Nor did mine.
What I don't get: why's Marten sleeping during the day?He probably still has a hangover.
My dad once tried hooking me up with a random grocery store clerk. It was pretty much as awkward as Marten's mom trying to hook him up with the waitress.Marten loves his mother, but she tends to embarass (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1827) him all the time. Also, she is very active in trying to get him hooked up (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2379) with some girl. I guess this is common for most mothers, but VV might be a bit over the top.What ? My mother never tried anything like that ...
What I don't get: why's Marten sleeping during the day?They got back really late, Faye was getting up soon for her early morning shift. When she got back it was probably noon or not much later.
The Matrix has you Marten.
The first option. She had been drinking and was trying to bake a cake, and she failed.
Marten's mom is all :D
Marten's all :|
Hanners is like ^_^
I did not realize Marten was so much shorter than his mom. He seems like an anomoly, genetics-wise. I would expect him to be taller, especially after seeing his parents' heights in this strip (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2399).
The Matrix has you Marten.
The Doni-Matrix?
I did not realize Marten was so much shorter than his mom. He seems like an anomoly, genetics-wise. I would expect him to be taller, especially after seeing his parents' heights in this strip (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2399).
The Matrix has you Marten.
The Doni-Matrix?
There is no spoonerism.
Martenmom in panel 3 scares me.
Marten loves his mother, but she tends to embarass (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1827) him all the time. Also, she is very active in trying to get him hooked up (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2379) with some girl. I guess this is common for most mothers, but VV might be a bit over the top.What ? My mother never tried anything like that ...
The only thing that could top this would be if Hannermom were to drop by... and the two moms recognize each other.That is unlikely http://www.questionablecontent.net/1831 But of course not impossible.
So, Jim (it's Jim, right?) was quite a bit older than Dora, but wouldn't he be quite a bit younger than Veronica?
So, Jim (it's Jim, right?) was quite a bit older than Dora, but wouldn't he be quite a bit younger than Veronica?
I think Jim was in his early 40's. If Marten is mid-20's, his mom could easily be 50-ish, or even late 40's. A difference of, say, 6 or 8 years isn't too significant for folks their age.
I did not realize Marten was so much shorter than his mom. He seems like an anomoly, genetics-wise. I would expect him to be taller, especially after seeing his parents' heights in this strip (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2399).
One word: heels.
and a mid-life crisis can cause some personality shifts...but seriously, it's like two different people.
XtianSince "X" means "Christ", wouldn't it just be "Xian"?
Cold showers work for me, but YMMV.The first option. She had been drinking and was trying to bake a cake, and she failed.
Dammit, now I want drunken cake sex with big-boobed women.
XtianSince "X" means "Christ", wouldn't it just be "Xian"?
XtianSince "X" means "Christ", wouldn't it just be "Xian"?
Tell that to X-tina Aguilera. That has been bugging me for years.
Different language and all, but that sounds closer to "shitburger" than "cheeseburger" so...yeah...XtianSince "X" means "Christ", wouldn't it just be "Xian"?
Tell that to X-tina Aguilera. That has been bugging me for years.
Unrelated trivia: In Brazil "X" is pronounced as "shis" so you can see in many places the word "X-burger".
why do you encourage her hannelore, why?
XtianSince "X" means "Christ", wouldn't it just be "Xian"?
Tell that to X-tina Aguilera. That has been bugging me for years.
I mean, sure, if you say it out loud. But that's not why they use it. X is a substitute for the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter in the Greek Χριστός, which means "anointed" and is where "Christ" comes from. Which makes it all the funnier when Fox News and their like claim "Xmas" is secular.XtianSince "X" means "Christ", wouldn't it just be "Xian"?
Tell that to X-tina Aguilera. That has been bugging me for years.
Is it closer to Cross-tian and Cross-tina Aguilera?
What's that you say? Fox News is a degenerate hive of ignorance, misinformation, and outright fantasy posing as a news source? Nooo, it are unpossible!!I mean, sure, if you say it out loud. But that's not why they use it. X is a substitute for the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter in the Greek Χριστός, which means "anointed" and is where "Christ" comes from. Which makes it all the funnier when Fox News and their like claim "Xmas" is secular.XtianSince "X" means "Christ", wouldn't it just be "Xian"?
Tell that to X-tina Aguilera. That has been bugging me for years.
Is it closer to Cross-tian and Cross-tina Aguilera?
It seems unlikely to me that Samantha would be so aware of VV at her age.
What if the entire comic was a dream?what if this entire forum is a dream?!
Joker 'srs' meme.I, uh, misinterpreted that as SRS.
(http://i.imgur.com/KrpkOM3.png)
Wait, what does Stanford Research Systems have to do with The Joker?Joker 'srs' meme.
I, uh, misinterpreted that as SRS.
(http://i.imgur.com/KrpkOM3.png)
What if Marten really was dreaming? What if this is still Marten's dream and everything that happens from now until the end of QC is all Marten's dream?
What if none of the story so far is real? What if it is just a comic?Next you'll tell me that the entire QCVerse is just the imagination of one guy or something....
The whole comic takes place in an autistic kid's imagination.Ah, I was wondering if anyone else got the reference in the title of #2679…
Today's strip is a big surprise, at least for me. When VV googled Jim back in uuuhh... 2484 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2484) I never thought anything more would ever come of that.
I even remember being almost reprimanded for almost-shipping (or at least too much speculation) when I wrote something like "Is Jeph seriously going to go down this path?"
Edit: Not saying anything much will come of it now, I'm just surprised it was brought up again at all.
Because Hannelore is Martens friend and should remember how much worse his mother made his misery after Dora dumped him?why do you encourage her hannelore, why?
Why not?
One that stars Marten's mom?
Or they could have been Skyping each other
Hmmmm
I wonder if that qualifies as Internet Porn? :-D
The whole comic takes place in an autistic kid's imagination.Ah, I was wondering if anyone else got the reference in the title of #2679…
There is no spoonerism.Spooner was an albino.
It's pretty clear that she is just here to see the muffin man.
Because Hannelore is Martens friend and should remember how much worse his mother made his misery after Dora dumped him?why do you encourage her hannelore, why?
Why not?
Good thing I wasn't at work when I clicked that. :psyduck:One that stars Marten's mom?
Fetlife? (http://www.fetlife.com)
[URL=http://whatever]Your text that you want to link somewhere[/URL]
Because Hannelore is Martens friend and should remember how much worse his mother made his misery after Dora dumped him?why do you encourage her hannelore, why?
Why not?
Okay, seriously, I can enjoy a bout of hating on Veronica and her embarrassing actions as much as anybody, but you're kind of pushing the line between comic canon and your own personal fanon here.
In case you need a reminder, was how much worse she made his misery after Dora dumped him.
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1840
As opposed to him moping and slamming an entire bottle of hooch before her visit.
One of these days, I'll figure out how to do that thing where my text links to whatever I wanted to link to.
yeah, parents sure can be embarrassing and inconvenient.Because Hannelore is Martens friend and should remember how much worse his mother made his misery after Dora dumped him?why do you encourage her hannelore, why?
Why not?
Okay, seriously, I can enjoy a bout of hating on Veronica and her embarrassing actions as much as anybody, but you're kind of pushing the line between comic canon and your own personal fanon here.
In case you need a reminder, was how much worse she made his misery after Dora dumped him.
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1840
As opposed to him moping and slamming an entire bottle of hooch before her visit.
One of these days, I'll figure out how to do that thing where my text links to whatever I wanted to link to.
Actually, there was the fact of her embarassing him when he was out. There was her dragging him around, showing embarassing pictures to his friends. Also, when he finally called her out on her behavior she shouted him down, made him apologize to her and apparently his friends thought this was fine, or at least said nothing to her about it. This isn't personal fanon, this is me pointing out what she did.