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Title: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: iduguphergrave on 06 Apr 2014, 16:49
Evenin'

(http://i.imgur.com/PVX8NZc.png)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: celticgeek on 06 Apr 2014, 17:34
Cosette:  Well, crap!
Faye:  If you drink it by the gallon, this is going to happen every now and then.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: cesium133 on 06 Apr 2014, 18:00
Cosette: Mmmf Mmmf!
Faye: Why would you dunk your head into a WTF-sized coffee anyway?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: izumiryu on 06 Apr 2014, 18:05
Cossette: WTF?!
Faye: I TOLD you to keep your guard up around Pintsize.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: K1dmor on 06 Apr 2014, 18:17
 Cossette: THERE IS NO COSSETTE HERE. THERE IS ONLY BUCKETMASTER, MASTER OF BUCKETS
 Faye: Penalty! Two minutes in the box, Hetfield.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Apr 2014, 21:01
Cosette: "Stop! Let me go! Let me out!"
Pugnacious Peach: "I'll stop cramming a bucket onto your head when you stop stealing Steve from me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: FunkyTuba on 06 Apr 2014, 21:27
Faye: Sorry, it won't come off. You'll just have to learn how to play guitar
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: cesium133 on 06 Apr 2014, 21:37
Dora (off-panel): I have a stick (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1064)...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Skewbrow on 07 Apr 2014, 06:34
Faye: "Steady now. 20 more turns and they will be done."
Cosette: "I'm sorry I broke the smoothie blender"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Thrudd on 07 Apr 2014, 07:54

Cosette: "It's full of stars!"
Pugnacious Peach: "This I aughta to see."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Apr 2014, 12:04
Faye: "Steady now. 20 more turns and they will be done."
Cosette: "I'm sorry I broke the smoothie blender"

We have a winner.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: questionablydiscontent on 07 Apr 2014, 12:05
FAYE: Hold still, there's a bucket on your head.
COSETTE (muffled): I CAN'T HEAR YOU; THERE'S A BUCKET ON MY HEAD!
edit: a winner was declared while you were replying

COSETTE: And it hit the janitor's bucket, which flew into the air onto my head! Argh!
FAYE: Believe me, this is not the first time Rube Goldberg-like events  have claimed a victim. And it probably won't be the last.
SPIDER IN THE BASEMENT: Good work, my fellow arachnids. Soon, Coffee of Doom shall be under our control!
SPIDERS: *sinister, high-pitched laughter*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: DSL on 08 Apr 2014, 15:45
COSETTE (muffled): "I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
REV. MOTHER FAYE-US HELLION MOHIAM: "Yes, yes, thee art human, sort of. But why you thought this bucket was a gom jabbar, or thinking that, stuck your head in it, is beyond me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: DSL on 08 Apr 2014, 15:48
COSETTE: "I'm a silly young girl from Nantucket
And I stuck my head in this bucket
With spiders it's jammed
In my ears they are crammed ..."

FAYE: "... I can't get it loose. Oh, well, fuck it."

EDITED for spiders.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Apr 2014, 17:11
Now we have a winner.  :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: iduguphergrave on 10 Apr 2014, 08:12
Ack sorry more schedule disrupstions. LATE PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/yFDMDWr.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: cesium133 on 10 Apr 2014, 08:16
Pintsize: Little sparrow-like birds being molested by cute redheaded girls using bandicoots on the birds' cloacas...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Border Reiver on 10 Apr 2014, 08:36
Evenin'

(http://i.imgur.com/PVX8NZc.png)

Enjoy

Cossette:  "What are you doing?"

Faye:  "Get the door open, Operation Clumsy-Grab is a Go!

Ack sorry more schedule disrupstions. LATE PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/yFDMDWr.png)

Pintsize:  "It's my turn to be the outside spoon now"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: DrBear on 10 Apr 2014, 09:01
Pintsize: "My head isn't the only thing that's getting bigger..."

(seriously, from that photo, his head is bigger than Marten's.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 10 Apr 2014, 11:56
"My cranium is so much more comfortable in a larger space. Thank you for giving me head."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: FunkyTuba on 10 Apr 2014, 13:18
Pintsize (singing): "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Baking Science We do what we must with Faye's cans.

Marten (in his sleep): The Cake Batter is a lie
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Loki on 10 Apr 2014, 13:27
Nomination for winner right there!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Detachable Felix on 10 Apr 2014, 17:06
PINTSIZE: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to be the outside spoon."

PINTSIZE: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all (nothing at all,nothing at all...)

Obligatory:   PINTSIZE: "Butts"


Fuck it I got nothing today. Creativity, where art thou?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: DSL on 10 Apr 2014, 19:41
PINTSIZE: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to be the outside spoon."

PINTSIZE: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all (nothing at all,nothing at all...)

Obligatory:   PINTSIZE: "Butts"


Fuck it I got nothing today. Creativity, where art thou?

Nothing wrong with a good Hitch-hiker's reference.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Platypodes on 10 Apr 2014, 23:59
Evenin'

(http://i.imgur.com/PVX8NZc.png)

Cosette: Noooo they be stealin' my bukkit!
Faye: If you don't hold still, you can has a kick in the pants.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Apr 2014, 06:50
(http://i.imgur.com/yFDMDWr.png)

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: DSL on 11 Apr 2014, 06:58
PINTSIZE: "bedebedebedebede Hell-OH, Buck!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: jwhouk on 11 Apr 2014, 06:59
Boy, you're digging down for that one.

"L'chiam."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Thrudd on 11 Apr 2014, 07:14
Pintsize: ~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~



Pintsize: ~Sinister echoes clutching at straws ~ Letter boxes screaming ~ You try to pin him to the wall ~ you end up on the ceiling ~ Locked in a dome ~ The shadows flicker by ~



Pintsize: 
~ Exploding Pancake Batter ~
~ Icing bag blowout ~
~ Kitchen sink splash back ~
~ Skim Milk chugged from the jug ~
~ Meringue Mixing Mistakes ~
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: DSL on 11 Apr 2014, 07:15
Oh, you want a deep dig, JW?

PINTSIZE: "Yes, what I am began in man's mind, but I have progressed further than Man."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Apr 2014, 07:53
PINTSIZE: "Daisy, Daaaiiiii     sssssyyyyy,        giiiiiiiiiivvvve               mmmeeeeee                 yoooooooouuuurrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnssswwwweeerrrrrer           doooooooooooooo"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Apr 2014, 09:14
Pintsize:  "Now, squeal like a pig!!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Thrudd on 11 Apr 2014, 11:21
PINTSIZE:

~ Niagara Falls ~
~ Wash away wash away wash away all ~
~ Tall cool glass of water ~
~ Time to water the lawn ~
~ cry me a river ~
~ Peas porridge hot peas porridge cold ~
~ Pining for the Fjords ~
~ Splish splash we were taking a bath ~
~ Beer beer beer, oh so much beer ~
~ Cascading fountains of Beer ~
~ Babbling Brooksie ~
~ meandering stream ~
~ Raging download Torrents ~
~ pitter patter of rain showers ~

[moves bowl of warm water beside bed and gently places his hand into the bowl]
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 161
Post by: Small Dog on 16 Apr 2014, 09:07
Pintsize: 'Bet you're wondering if that's my CD tray.'