THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 13 Apr 2014, 14:37
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Heya! FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/mFkjaEj.png)
Reminder: Just because someone doesn't have a speech bubble doesn't mean you can't still put words in their mouth. You just can't put anything else in there.
What?
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Faye: Watch out, there's a ghost in the kitchen.
Hannelore: I don't think I've ever seen a ghost that emits white ectoplasm before. We need to call the Ghostbusters!
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Faye: Damnit Hanners, we talked about this!
Hannelore: I'm sorry! My dad gave me so many gadgets and-
Faye: Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of my breasts, and do not operate my breasts while under the influence of heavy machinery! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1784) You just did BOTH!
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Faye: "When I catch that little mechanical bastard I'm tossing him in the microwave. This WAS my favorite shirt."
Hannelore: "I told him not to eat cake batter while snorting WD-40, but he didn't listen!"
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FAYE: "He just ... exploded. Stuffed himself so full of cake batter he exploded."
HANNERS: "Maybe Momo will let us upload him into her old chassis."
Or
FAYE: "I am so not drunk enough for this to be funny." (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=980)
HANNERS: "Marten might be ..."
EDITED to accurize and link.
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Veronica: "This gives me an idea for another web site".
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Heya! FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/mFkjaEj.png)
Reminder: Just because someone doesn't have a speech bubble doesn't mean you can't still put words in their mouth. You just can't put anything else in there.
What?
Faye: "Maybe I SHOULD have knocked before I opened the door."
Hanners: "Please tell me that's cake batter."
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Faye: Gaaaaah!
Hannelore: I can't tell if it's the remains of The One Ring or the remains of The Ring of the Nibelungs.
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Veronica: "But she caught me on the counter"
Marten: "It wasn't me"
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Faye: "Oh geez, this looks like ectoplasm!"
Hannelore: "Should I call Egon Spengler? He's an old friend of my father's."
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Faye: Uh, Mrs. Vance.....it's not what it looks like. Honest.
Hanners: Do I need to ask, or can I get the fussy animals version?
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FAYE: "Great. Good luck getting this to wash out."
HANNERS: "A good sonic blast might do it. Give me a few minutes to work on up."
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SECOND IMAAAAAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/y56XdnA.png)
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Dora: "Oh god! You're right, it does look like a duck died on my head!"
Penelope: "So, definitely no more fashion advice from Steve then?"
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Dora: "What the HELL was that noise?"
Penelope: "I don't know, but it's what I imagine a cross between Hannelore and Godzilla might sound like."
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Dora: Are you SURE you got the right tub to hold the acid? I heard sizzling...
Penelope: That's the flesh, relax. It's in the basement anyhow, the spiders will eat the rest.
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Dora: Does my hair make me look like a Goth Elvis?
Penelope: I'm hearing "Black Swede Shoes" playing in my head.
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PENELOPE: "The big blender thing is on fire."
DORA: " We don't have a big blender thi ... SHIT."
EDITED to fix typo made by team of professionals.
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DORA: "My Sexytimes Sense has activated..."
PENELOPE: "Remember last time, it was just a bad case of gas."
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PENELOPE: "The big blender thing is in fire."
DORA: " We don't have a big blender thi ... SHIT."
Nobody's that good that often. The account "DSL" must be a team of professional writers :-)
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Dora: "Look, this is a little embarassing..."
Penelope: "I am NOT going to pretend to be one of Sven's exes. Again."
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Dora: "You don't think that Pintsize is actually going to follow through with it, do you?"
Penelope: "He told me his interests were porn and cake batter. I just came up with that to get rid of the little guy."
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Dora: "Faye's winging it quite well don't ya think?"
Penelope: "You mean the ass man duties? Yeah, she's attracting them aplenty."