THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 27 Apr 2014, 13:24
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Hey folks! Happy Spring! FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/LZ3HCSC.png)
Enjoy
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Jim: "So how do you know Veronica?"
Dora: "She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. And I used to diddle to her photos when I was Sam's age."
Sam: "What's 'diddle' mean?"
God, I don't know why my brain's in the gutter all of a sudden...
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Jim: "Could I ask you for a favor. I have a date. I'm outta blades. The drug store is closed for the day. And I really need to shave."
Dora: "Sure, but mine has just taken off Dora Bianchi International Airport. Are you sure you don't wanna ask Faye here?"
Sam: "No way! Faye's swords won't go anywhere near my Dad's chin!"
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Jim: "How did you get up there so fast?"
Dora: "Do you really want to know?"
Sam: "Seriously Dad, do you ever pay attention?"
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Jim: "I have to know-"
Dora: "about as thick as my forearm, and roughly as dexterous."
Sam: "Daaaaaaaang"
(EDIT: bah, where has all my creativity gone. I used to be better at captioning, I swear)
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JIM: "What's this spider doing in my coffee?"
DORA: a) "The backstroke, I should think." b) "Shut up or everyone will want one." c) "Don't worry, we only serve fair-trade spiders."
SAM: "What about this pigeon and raccoon in the ceiling duct?"
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JIM: "Multiple-choice answers? What is this, Al Jaffee's 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?'"
DORA: "No, it's one of Mr. Jaffee's MAD fold-ins."
SAM: "And if you fold it in, you're actually talking to me."
or
JIM: "Wasn't your hair purple once? Is black your natural color?"
DORA: "Blonde, actually. Platinum, maybe?"
SAM: "Is platinum gray?"
or
JIM: "My soul patch is gone. Have you seen it?"
DORA: "I ... cannot ... say ... "
SAM: "That thing on her head has it! It's taking overrrrrrr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r ... "
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Jim: I can't explain
Dora: I don't even know myself
SAM: I can see for miles and miles and miles.
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Jim: Who are you?
Dora: They call me The Seeker.
Sam: The kids are alright!
(this could go on for a while: http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_63214/the-who/songs (caution popups!))
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Jim: "Don't cry."
Dora: "Don't raise your eye."
Sam: "It's only teenage wasteland..."
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Jim: Dreaming from the waist
Dora: Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere
SAM: Boris the spider!!!
No popups with ablock and all the lyrics are linked at songfacts (http://www.songfacts.com/artist-the_who.php)
This is really turning into our own little Posts against Whomanity :laugh:
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Jim: You sure you can handle my little hellspawn?
Dora: I was a Goth in my early years.......
Sam: Are we gonna be sacrificing bunnies to that Satan Goddess you talked about last time?
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NEW IMAGE! Is it just me, or have Faye and Angus gotten more in-comic naked time than previous couples?
(http://i.imgur.com/VVLNEH9.png)
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Angus: Yelling Bird said you wanted to do WHAT?
Faye: I would NEVER do that!
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ANGUS: "You sure you don't hear drums echo in the night?"
FAYE: "Nope. Still only whispers of some quiet conversaa-a-a-a-a-a-tion..."
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ANGUS: Okay, next time we'll consult the book first before going in full blast.
FAYE: I don't know if I should punch your pink condom sheathed penis for that stupid unintentional innuendo.
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ANGUS: I like watching you sleep. It sorta fascinates me.
FAYE: Twilight is bad and you should feel bad.
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ANGUS: It's just sitting there .... waiting .....
FAYE: I don't care if Boris is nonpoisonous. Get that hairy creepy thing off my back already.
:psyduck:
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ANGUS: "Well, there's flames reaching up from your ass, and then ... two people roasting ... marshmallows?"
FAYE: "Dammit Pintsize."
ANGUS: "... looks like a signature ... M?"
FAYE: "..."
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Angus: "Look, it will be fine. This is a completely normal event, happens to thousands of people every year."
Faye: "What if the twins don't make any friends at school? I know it's only the first day, but I can't help worrying?"
Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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I assume she's talking about her breasts?
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I suspect that was about Moira and Fergus. You do remember that Ms. Farmer is their first grade teacher?
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Angus: "I'm fuckin' you in the ear just to make sure."
Faye: "THAT'S NOT MY EAR."
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I suspect that was about Moira and Fergus. You do remember that Ms. Farmer is their first grade teacher?
Who, who, and who?
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What!? You didn't immediately recognize Faye & Angus' kids from a caption thread post by Border Reiver a year or two back. Some fan you are :-D
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The quote in question:
Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"
Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"
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I just assumed it was a reference to a webcomic that I don't read.
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And my once reliable memory was proven wrong. Early onset of Alzheimer?
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What!? You didn't immediately recognize Faye & Angus' kids from a caption thread post by Border Reiver a year or two back. Some fan you are :-D
The quote in question:
Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"
Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"
Uh, yeah, that was three years ago -- I only joined this forum fourteen months ago. No, strangely enough, I don't read the last two years' worth of posts whenever I join a new forum... 8-)
Also, is "Ms. Farmer" a reference to Marigold? I have a lot of trouble envisioning Mar-Bear as a sixth grade teacher, let alone Angus ever referring to his former roommate as "Ms. Farmer". Or had Marigold even been introduced by then?
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After re-reading the quote, it sounded more like Ms. Farmer was Angus' boss.
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Yes, you're right, that makes much more sense. Still don't know why he'd be calling her "Ms Farmer", though...
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Yes, you're right, that makes much more sense. Still don't know why he'd be calling her "Ms Farmer", though...
humor!
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Methinks perhaps we use too many inside-jokes :-P
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Maybe. Still it's nice to know someone remembered that old joke.
Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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Methinks perhaps we use too many inside-jokes :-P
Some jokes are best kept inside, where they don't frighten the horses.