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Title: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: iduguphergrave on 04 May 2014, 22:18

Sorry, more work schedule-screwiness that's also taking a toll on my sleeping patterns. Hopefully next week will be back to normal. Anyways...FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/Fs2J2Kj.png)

Enjoy

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: celticgeek on 04 May 2014, 22:22

Veronica:  Do you actually drink this slop you call coffee?
Jim:  No, I'm actually drinking single malt scotch older than you.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: cesariojpn on 04 May 2014, 22:42

Veronica: I still say David Tennant was the best Doctor to date.
Jim: Poppycock, it was Tom Baker.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: Border Reiver on 05 May 2014, 03:37

Lies - Eccleston.


Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: jwhouk on 05 May 2014, 07:02

MARTENMOM: "I'm sorry, I really don't believe you."
SAMANTHADAD: "It's true. Granted, it was a really low-budget flick, and it was pretty poorly filmed, but it paid enough for the down payment on this bakery."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: Zebediah on 05 May 2014, 08:32

Veronica: "You didn't even shave before our date."
Jim: "I DID shave. Two hours ago. If I didn't shave three times a day I'd look like I was in ZZ Top."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: Storel on 05 May 2014, 10:15

Quote from: Zebediah on 05 May 2014, 08:32

Veronica: "You didn't even shave before our date."
Jim: "I DID shave. Two hours ago. If I didn't shave three times a day I'd look like I was in ZZ Top."

Best explanation I've seen yet for Jim's perpetual 5-o'clock shadow.  8-)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: cesium133 on 05 May 2014, 10:16

It's 5-o'clock somewhere...

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: DSL on 05 May 2014, 10:49

V-squared: "Your coffee cup is much bigger than mine."
Gentleman Jim: "It's a matter of perspective."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: Thrudd on 06 May 2014, 06:12

V: The mug is too big.
J: Its the perspective.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: DrBear on 06 May 2014, 08:36

Quote from: Thrudd on 06 May 2014, 06:12

V: The mug is too big.
J: Its the perspective. It's the humidity.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: DSL on 06 May 2014, 11:07

V-2: The perspective is muggy.
J-P1: Because the bigness is humid.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: Pilchard123 on 06 May 2014, 11:20

The mug is too damn high!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: Platypodes on 06 May 2014, 11:50

V: Whassamatta, you too wimpy to drink espresso?
J: This is espresso--quintuple shot!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: cesium133 on 06 May 2014, 11:53

Jim: Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Veronica: But this isn't beer.
Jim: Yours isn't, anyway.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: FunkyTuba on 06 May 2014, 15:31

VV: Dora says you're the Willy Wonka of western-mass bakers...
J: Have you tasted your Biscotti cup yet?  [sings]Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Starch Hydrolization[/sings]

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: DSL on 06 May 2014, 19:16

VV: "Man, I bet nobody ever got stabbed in this place or nothin'"
JIM: "It's great. Trust me."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: Border Reiver on 07 May 2014, 10:02

VV:  "What, you don't think your Mom would go for it?"

JIM:  "I think she might.  That's the problem."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: iduguphergrave on 07 May 2014, 18:10

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 06 May 2014, 15:31

VV: Dora says you're the Willy Wonka of western-mass bakers...
J: Have you tasted your Biscotti cup yet?  [sings]Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Starch Hydrolization[/sings]

Heh  :lol:

NEW PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/WZB58hV.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: DSL on 07 May 2014, 18:58

MARTEN: "He's kind of crude."
FAYE: "You just now noticed?'
PINTSIZE: "AND I'm drawn that way!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: ankhtahr on 07 May 2014, 19:05

Marten: Am I drunk, or is Pintsize looking kind of weird today?
Faye: I don't think it's you who's under the influence…
Pintsize: Either this is the best virtual peyote I've ever had, or you really are a talking cactus.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: DrBear on 07 May 2014, 22:48

MarTEN: What's with Pintsize's look today?
Faye: Jeph had to leave early for a convention. Shebly finished the drawing.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: cesium133 on 07 May 2014, 22:56

Marten: What happened to Pintsize?
Faye: He goatsed me.
Pintman: Skrzzt flarzit marm? Cump.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: techkid on 08 May 2014, 04:21

Marten: "...and when I got back, he was all like this."
Faye: "What sort of driver update was that?"
Pintsize: "Still can't find the wang-limbs (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500)..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
Post by: cesariojpn on 08 May 2014, 13:42

Marten: Is this the Pintsize plushie back from the toy designers?
Faye: Where's the fleshlight? (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812)
Pintsize: I'm Made in Bangladesh!!