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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 11 May 2014, 14:41
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Hey people. Here's whats up:
(http://i.imgur.com/HGWASk0.png)
Enjoy
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Jim: "And over here we have a piece titled 'frightened tomboy' in essentialist style by Samantha Baker."
Veronica: "Ah yes, I see. It's wonderful the way she captures the essence of the subject with so few lines!"
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I figure the look on Sam's face is appropriate for the destruction of some childhood beliefs, so...
Jim: Yes, Sam, this is Ms. Claus!
Veronica: I just got out of prison for murdering that asshole Santa! Nice to meet you.
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JIM: Since you weren't responding to traditional discipline methods I had to hire an expert.
VV: "My name is Veronica, I spank people for a living. "
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VV: My name is Veronica Reed. I like your father. Prepare for shy.
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(http://i.imgur.com/FxipqiK.gif)
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Jim: She spanks people!
Samantha: Forgive me for not shaking your hand!
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VV: this won't hurt a bit...
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Jim: Veronica spanks people for a living. She really loves her work.
VV: It's a pleasure to meet you, Sam.
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Jim: Yes, Sam, this is Ms. Claus!
Is he implying that VV is looking for subordinate Clauses?
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*crowd erupts into cheers*
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Jim: Yes, Sam, this is Ms. Claus!
Is he implying that VV is looking for subordinate Clauses?
Not at all.
Nothing is implied, it's all pretty much out there.
Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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Jim: "Sam, say hello to Faye's Judo instructor, Veronica."
Veronica: "Don't worry. I promise I won't throw you across the room."
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NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/tz1U2An.png)
yep
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PEACH, PUGNACIOUS: "I dunno. This has lost appeal."
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FW{thought bubble}: I'll never forgive Gabby for plantain that idea in Emily's head.
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Banana: OW OW OW OW DAMMIT I hope she throws my peel on the ground so I can trip her
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Faye: "Nothing personal, banana. It's just business."
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F: Stop Hammer Time. No, really, stop it.
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Faye: All I have is a hammer, but whoever said every problem looks like a nail was full of shit.
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Pugnacious Peach: "It's for the best. Your banana had a long full life and it is a loving thing to give him a quick exit without suffering."
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Pugnacious Peach: DAY O
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EMILY: "Take the hammer. Leave the banana."
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PP: "Orange."
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PP: Badgers.
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Faye (thinking): If only somebody asked for a coconut smoothie for a change.
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FATE: This is my hammer. There are many like it but this one is mine.
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Banana: OW ...
Winner.
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Pugnacious Peach: DAY O
Emily: "Day-ay-ay-oh!"
Faye: "Daylight come and we want Angus back ho-ome!"
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Faye: "It's just not the same since bananas stopped screaming."
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Pugnacious Peach: DAY O
Emily: "Day-ay-ay-oh!"
Faye: "Daylight come and we want Angus back ho-ome!"
I think we have a winner.
Alternatively:
"Come, mister Tally Man, tally me banana"
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Faye: *sings* If I had a hammer *says* Oh, wait. I do....
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Pugnacious Peach: DAY O
Emily: "Day-ay-ay-oh!"
Faye: "Daylight come and we want Angus back ho-ome!"
Faye: It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot PUNCH!
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(http://i.imgur.com/TB0d0lq.png)
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Faye: *sings* If I had a hammer *says* Oh, wait. I do....
Faye: *sings* I wish I had a hammer... for a moment of love... I wish I had a hammer tonight.
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Faye: *sings* I wish I had a hammer... for a moment of love... I wish I had a hammer tonight.
Hmm, you must be thinking of a different "If I had a hammer" song than I am. Those lyrics don't fit the melody of the Woody Guthrie tune that Peter, Paul & Mary (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaWl2lA7968) (among others) made famous.
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I was thinking of "I wish I had an angel" by Nightwish :)
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"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a
box banana, and then I'll put that banana inside another banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"
EDIT: Missed a banana
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"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"
You missed one banana. :P
F: Ba-na-na ba-na-nana
Ba-na-na ba-na-nana
Ba-na-na ba-na-nana
E: Potatooooooo
Potato-ooooo
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Fixed! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE 'MODIFY' BUTTON :parrot:
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A banana? He's supposed to be dead!
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"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box banana, and then I'll put that banana inside another banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"
I am very happy that I know where this is from. :-)
One of my favourite childhood films.
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"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box banana, and then I'll put that banana inside another banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"
I am very happy that I know where this is from. :-)
One of my favourite childhood films.
I don't. Someone want to hit me with a clue stick?
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The Emperor's New Groove
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The Emperor's New Groove
Wow. How is there a Disney movie I've never even HEARD OF?
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The Emperor's New Groove
Wow. How is there a Disney movie I've never even HEARD OF?
There are only a few Disney Animated Films. Why just look over here (http://"http://www.disneymovieslist.com/animated-disney-movies.aspl") ... O M G .. there are a lot more than I thought. Wait? That ones a Disney Film? But I thought Studio ... oh right, world distribution rights .... So the House of Mouse is going all Pokemon on the good films.
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Pokemon?
Also, Toy Story 4? Wat?
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The Emperor's New Groove
Wow. How is there a Disney movie I've never even HEARD OF?
There are only a few Disney Animated Films. Why just look over here (http://www.disneymovieslist.com/animated-disney-movies.asp) ... O M G .. there are a lot more than I thought. Wait? That ones a Disney Film? But I thought Studio ... oh right, world distribution rights .... So the House of Mouse is going all Pokemon on the good films.
Fixed the link for you. Hmm... looking at that list, I'd say a lot of those movies must have been direct-to-video. Especially the sequels: Cinderella II, 101 Dalmations II, and Lion King 1-1/2 (?)...
Was The Emperor's New Groove direct-to-video? That might explain why I never heard of it. Also, what's with that title? I'd expect a title like that on a movie from the 1960s or '70s, not 2000.
Also, Toy Story 4? Wat?
Disney did buy Pixar a few years ago. Or do you mean you didn't know there was a fourth Toy Story? Probably another direct-to-video.
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I didn't know there was a fourth. I thought the whole point of 3 was that it ended the (film) series.
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Emperor's New Grove was definitely a cinema movie in Germany. (I remember it from my primary school days.)
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And the UK.
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... and the Canadas.
Theatrical release and all the TV advertising that leads up to it.