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Title: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: iduguphergrave on 25 May 2014, 10:56
Good afternoon, ladies and germs. FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/4RTnbRa.png)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: cesium133 on 25 May 2014, 11:00
Faye: You seemed really... eager to hang out with Tai last night.
Hannelore: I'm not interested in Tai, only in her sound system.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 25 May 2014, 15:02
FAYE:   Butts?
HANNERS:  COWBOY butts, thank you.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 May 2014, 19:01
Faye:  "So, last night when we were baking, I heard a guy's voice coming from your bedroom..."

Hanners:  "that would have been Station"


Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 May 2014, 00:12
F: You must pay the rent!
H: I can't pay the... Well of course I can pay the rent, but you're not my landlord!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: techkid on 26 May 2014, 01:47
Faye: "Well, well. I saw an unaccompanied gentleman go up to your apartment last night. Care to elaborate?"
Hannelore: "If you must know, we were calculating the usage of letters as a percentage from 'Lord of the Rings'. Tolkien used the letter 'Q' 0.64137% of the time."

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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Pilchard123 on 26 May 2014, 02:10
http://lotrproject.com/
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: WAYF on 26 May 2014, 04:51
Faye: Aha, I thought so. You ship Clumsette with Marven.

Hannelore: I do not.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 May 2014, 07:22
Faye:  "Come on Hanners, you know you want to do it."

Hanners:  "Look, I'm just not at that level of trust yet.  I can't leave the oven plugged in when I'm not at home awake."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Storel on 26 May 2014, 12:22
Quote from: WAYF on 26 May 2014, 04:51
Faye: Aha, I thought so. You ship Clumsette with Marven.

Was that a clever way to compare Marten to Marvin, the Seriously Depressed Android?  :-D

(Yes, they call him "the Paranoid Android" because it rhymes, but he's not really paranoid, just depressed.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: cesium133 on 26 May 2014, 12:35
Brain the size of a planet, and they have me digging up references from the forum's guest comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2316)...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Pilchard123 on 26 May 2014, 14:08
Faye: Some people might get some pleasure out of hate
Hanners: Me, I've enough already on my plate
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: jwhouk on 26 May 2014, 14:18
Faye: "Did you hear Milholland's doing interviews for another Behind The Scenes show?"
Hanners: "You know I don't do public appearances anymore. Not after that incident in Toronto. "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: cesium133 on 26 May 2014, 15:05
Quote from: jwhouk on 26 May 2014, 14:18
Faye: "Did you hear Milholland's doing interviews for another Behind The Scenes show?"
Hanners: "You know I don't do public appearances anymore. Not after that incident in Toronto. "
Faye: Is that why you're not allowed in Canada anymore?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: jwhouk on 26 May 2014, 15:38
Hannelore: "No, it's the reason why I refuse to go to Canada. You saw how that cretin treated me at the panel session."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: WAYF on 26 May 2014, 17:21
Quote from: Storel on 26 May 2014, 12:22
Quote from: WAYF on 26 May 2014, 04:51
Faye: Aha, I thought so. You ship Clumsette with Marven.

Was that a clever way to compare Marten to Marvin, the Seriously Depressed Android?  :-D

(Yes, they call him "the Paranoid Android" because it rhymes, but he's not really paranoid, just depressed.)

Cesium133 has it, I was actually referencing the Quantifiable Concerns Guest Strip.
I wish I could make Hitchhiker references with the ease and wit that everybody else on this forum seems to. :P
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 May 2014, 18:16
All you have to do is read the "trilogy" yearly for a decade

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: jwhouk on 26 May 2014, 18:39
Or be around people who quoted the book regularly.

Or nicknamed each other characters in the book.

Or...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: DSL on 26 May 2014, 18:48
FAYE: "Well, I've discovered one thing. I like them. Better than I like you."
HANNELORE: "They do have one redeeming characteristic. They do not talk too much. Now, if you'll excuse me ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: hakko504 on 27 May 2014, 00:02
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 26 May 2014, 18:16
All you have to do is read the "trilogy" yearly for a decade
..and go through the radio series, LPs, TV series, infocom computer game and finally the movie.
And in my case, read the books in 4 languages, and listen to the radio series in 3.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Storel on 27 May 2014, 02:22
Quote from: cesium133 on 26 May 2014, 12:35
Brain the size of a planet, and they have me digging up references from the forum's guest comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2316)...

Haha, nicely done! I'd completely forgotten he was "Marven" in that. Thanks! 8-)

Quote from: hakko504 on 27 May 2014, 00:02
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 26 May 2014, 18:16
All you have to do is read the "trilogy" yearly for a decade
..and go through the radio series, LPs, TV series, infocom computer game and finally the movie.
And in my case, read the books in 4 languages, and listen to the radio series in 3.

Wow, I've read the books, and a scene or two from the radio scripts, and played the Infocom game for maybe 10 minutes, but that's all. I admire your dedication!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Skewbrow on 27 May 2014, 07:13
Faye: "So how is your OCD these days? Feeling like pursuing your dreams of Sven-butt?"
Hanners: "My interest in shapely gluteus maximus is strictly scientific. And, unlike somebody else, I won't lose all self control at the drop of a towel ."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Thrudd on 27 May 2014, 12:28

Faye: 8 Gigs of Firemen huh?
Hannelore: It is only 4 Gigs of Firemen and then it is 8 Gigs of Cowboys, as long as you include vaqueros, paniolos,  chalans, llaneros, gauchos, huasos and stockmen.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 May 2014, 13:02
Forgot to update. Derp. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/6MRS1Zp.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: cesium133 on 29 May 2014, 13:06
Dale: If I can't see you, you can't see me!
May: 1-year-old robots have object permanence, dumbass.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 May 2014, 13:50
Dale: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
May: "They don't have to, buttcunt. I'm here physically."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 29 May 2014, 16:09
DALE:  So they transferred Yelling Bird's consciousness to --
YELLING MAY:  SUCK IT UP, COCK-SMOKING TWAT-JUGGLER.

ALT:

DALE:  So they transferred Yelling Bird's consciousness to --
YELLING MAY:  I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS EITHER, MOTHERFUCKER.   THIS THING HAS FAR TOO MANY FUCKING ORIFICES FOR MY TASTE.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Soulsynger on 29 May 2014, 23:17
Dale: "Nooo! You can't see me without my glasses!"
May: "Oh please, I saw much more of you via Omegle once."
Marigold (off panel): "EXCUSE ME WHAT?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Border Reiver on 30 May 2014, 05:18
Dale:  "Sigh"

May:  "You won custody in the proceedings."

ALT

Dale:  "I don't believe it."

May:  "Look. I'm not happy either, but I'm who the agency sent over."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: FunkyTuba on 30 May 2014, 07:55
Dale: ok, I'll count and you hide... 1, 2, 3...
May: what number are you counting to?
Dale: 5 trillion
May: ok then let's switch. I can do that in about 30 seconds
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: DSL on 30 May 2014, 09:31
Quote from: cesium133 on 29 May 2014, 13:06
Dale: If I can't see you, you can't see me!
May: 1-year-old robots have object permanence, dumbass.

MAY: "You're daft as a brush, and I'm very very ravenous."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 168
Post by: Zebediah on 30 May 2014, 14:14
Dale: "My mind... to my mind..."
May: "I've seen some pretty weird-ass shit in my time, but trying to Vulcan-mind-meld with yourself takes the cake."