THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 14 Jun 2014, 13:45
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Quiet in here last week. NEW PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/NaEeWtR.png)
Enjoy!
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FF: Ribbit.
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MARTIN: Fantastic. Same price as last time?
SAM: Yes, next time we'll need to discuss an adjustment to our little deal... Cost of doing business is rising....
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Marten: "So, when you said you had a boyfriend..."
Samantha: "This is him. A friend told me that if I kiss him he'll turn into a prince, but honestly I kind of like him this way."
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MARTEN: "You mean to tell me this little guy will ... "
SAM: "Sing 'Hello my Ragtime Gal,' yes."
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MARTIN: I'm pretty sure that's not the sort of toad you can get high off of...
SAM: Don't tell that to Tai, she'll lick anything.
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Marten: "What did you just say?"
Frog: "You heard me, I would like an extra large black coffee. Oh look, never mind I'll just get that one on the counter."
Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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MARTEN: "Where'd you get that?"
FROG: "Beats me. Yesterday it was just a lump on my butt."
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MARTIN: I don't know, a frog that utters an unending string of profanity? Maybe...
FROG: DON'T GIVE ME THAT MAYBE BULLSHIT YOU COCK-VOMITING ASSGARGLING EXCUSE FOR A MOTHERFUCKING UPRIGHT BIPED.
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MARTEN: "And all the time I thought the WTF size coffee meant ... "
SAM: "... nope. It means With This Frog."
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MARTEN: So you mean to tell me that you are the one who does the voice for Yelling Bird? Man I love that guy!
SAM: CHOKE ON IT, ASS-PISSING DICK-HOARDER!
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Marten: After Dora changed me into a rabbit, I studied up on magic spells and turned her into a frog.
Sam: I'll take care of her forever! Or until I accidentally kill her. Whichever happens first.
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M: Why are you giving me a frog?
S: Because I hope you don't croak.
FROG: ...and I thought the redhead made rotten jokes.
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Marten: After Dora changed me into a rabbit, I studied up on magic spells and turned her into a frog.
Sam: I'll take care of her forever! Or until I accidentally kill her. Whichever happens first.
Ohwow, that's some ancient reference.
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Marten: why are your eyes closed?
Sam: he's my seeing-eye frog!
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Marten: why are your eyes closed?
Sam: he's my seeing-eye frog!
That one make me laugh, right there.
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Marten: Who is that?
Sam: He's a famous jumping frog. He jumped all the way here from Calaveras County.
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That one make me laugh, right there.
Finally I begin to pay back my "you made me laugh" debt to DSL
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That one make me laugh, right there.
Finally I begin to pay back my "you made me laugh" debt to DSL
As you can see, I laughed my s off.
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Ow!
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NEXT IMAGENESS:
(http://i.imgur.com/U2Bl0Sf.png)
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MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now younhave placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."
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May: EXPLAIN DAFT PUNK.
Marigold: Huh?
May: DAFT PUNK. EXPLAIN IT.
etc
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Beat me to the punch and upped the game. And made me LOL.
<moriartyglare>
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May: EXPLAIN DAFT PUNK.
Marigold: Huh?
May: DAFT PUNK. EXPLAIN IT.
etc
Not much to explain, is there? The name says it all: It's the daftest punk you'll ever hear.
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Marbear: You're playing all the wrong notes.
May: I'm playing all the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order, I'll give you that.
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Beat me to the punch and upped the game. And made me LOL.
<moriartyglare>
you're very kind 8-)
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Marbear: You're playing all the wrong notes.
May: I'm playing all the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order, I'll give you that.
Win, right here. :-D
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MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now you have placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."
Nice Sherlock Holmes quote! I recognized it instantly. Although I'd always pictured Prof. Moriarty as quite a bit more cerebral and formal than May... 8-)
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MAY: BUTTS.
MAR: Plural?
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MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now you have placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."
Nice Sherlock Holmes quote! I recognized it instantly. Although I'd always pictured Prof. Moriarty as quite a bit more cerebral and formal than May... 8-)
For some reason I was thinking Blade Runner... I suppose I should get around to reading the Sherlock Holmes stuff some day
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May: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Marigold: I don't even like star trek.
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MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now you have placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."
Nice Sherlock Holmes quote! I recognized it instantly. Although I'd always pictured Prof. Moriarty as quite a bit more cerebral and formal than May... 8-)
He was, right up until the Reichenbach ...
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At which point, I suppose, he fell away.
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MAY: UPDATE THE CAPTION CONTEST ALREADY!!!
MARIGOLD: meep
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May: [Insert copy/paste thing about some sniper with x number of confirmed kills.]
Marigold: ...meep