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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 29 Jun 2014, 18:32

Title: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Jun 2014, 18:32

Good evening, folks. FIRST IMAGERY:

(http://i.imgur.com/GvdCXvs.png)

Enjoy

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: celticgeek on 29 Jun 2014, 18:43

Sam:  He didn't like it, so I hit him.
Marten:  Why did you give him the frog, anyway?
Emily:  I was going to make another frog smoothie with that frog!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Jun 2014, 19:04

Sam: "His head looked soft! I thought it would be soft!"
Marten: "And your first instinct was to punch him?"
Emily: "0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144..." (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2340)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Jun 2014, 19:48

S: "Can I keep her? Please?!"
M: "I'm not sure you're ready for the responsibility of owning a college student. You'll have to brush her and feed her and take her on walks."
E: "I can feed myself! Almost!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: techkid on 30 Jun 2014, 02:10

Marten: "I can understand why Emily, (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2340) Faye, (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1450) and even Marigold (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1457) would hit Pintsize. So why did you punch him, Sam?"
Sam: "I just had this feeling that sometime in the next 10 years he would do something to deserve it, so I hit him for it now."
Emily: "I only punched him because his head looked soft..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: FunkyTuba on 30 Jun 2014, 11:36

iicih++

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: FunkyTuba on 02 Jul 2014, 11:18

(it's the "almost" that got me, btw)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 Jul 2014, 12:37

NEW PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/IqP1Z2v.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: DSL on 02 Jul 2014, 12:47

HANNELORE: "How come everyone else got a tourniquet and I didn't?"
FAYE: "Marty went home to rip up a clean shirt for you."
MARTEN (OFF PANEL): "I want you to use it to gag Faye again. Don't tell her I said that."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Jul 2014, 13:58

Hannelore: "Can Emily actually feed herself?"
Faye: "Only liquids. She can't even eat a banana if it isn't mashed up for her."
(off-panel): "Banana smoothie!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: cesium133 on 02 Jul 2014, 14:33

Hannelore: I thought Pintsize wasn't allowed to come here.
Faye: He does anyway. Don't ask what kind of smoothie he orders.
Pintsize: Butt smoothie!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: FunkyTuba on 02 Jul 2014, 17:47

Hannelore: "I thought you sealed off that vent from the outside with four layers of welded wire fencing"
Faye: "The raccoons still get in there and taunt me"
Vent: "Wastebasket Smoothie!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 02 Jul 2014, 22:04

Faye:  Energy soda.
Hanners:  Flax-seed enema.
Off-screen:  C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: Thrudd on 03 Jul 2014, 05:58

Hannelore: "They don't leave much to the imagination in the pride parade do they."
Faye: "News said a cold front was moving through."
From Street:  "My ....... just fell off!"

[ pasties / leaves / feathers / fronds / readers choice ]

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: DSL on 05 Jul 2014, 21:16

HANNELORE: "No, What's on second?"
FAYE: "I don't know."
O.P.: "I'll break your arm you say thoid base!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 06 Jul 2014, 17:27

H:  Isn't it time to update the contest?
F:  Goddamn it I want a new image already!
iduguphergrave:   Working on it!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: iduguphergrave on 06 Jul 2014, 17:51

It's up, Mr. Complainy Pants.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Jul 2014, 08:49

Hanners:  "What's going on over there?"

FAye:  "iduguphergrave's trying to narrow down the images to use next week."

iduguphergrave:  "Working on it!"