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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 13 Jul 2014, 12:43
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Swtchin' it up a bit for guest week this year:
(http://i.imgur.com/9hpyPcc.png)
Enjoy!
(also I posted a blank Girls With Slingshots panel on Friday in case you didn't see it :-D)
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Amber: Where's my costume? I can't find it!
Mike: I burned it.
Kid: Why am I the only sane one here?
(yeah, this is a panel from Shortpacked and not Dumbing of Age. I never read Shortpacked...)
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Amber: So what about Sven?
Mike: She told him to fuck off.
Donna: F'IN FINALLY!
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Amber: oh no, did you see what Zach started the week off with? There's sure to be retaliation when Willis gets his turn.
Mike: Great.
Donna: BUTTS LOL
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NEXT GUEST PLZ:
(http://i.imgur.com/KDESU7L.gif)
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Stretch: Wow! That model actually is reasonably anatomically accurate.
Shorty: OOOOO, I bet that will invalidate any warranty on either chassis
Pintsize: [muffled] LOL Butts.
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OK I guess not as many people are familiar with Sam and Fuzzy (http://www.samandfuzzy.com/) as I thought. Lets try again:
(http://i.imgur.com/TbCqxXI.png)
Just to clarify, this is Donna and Davan from Something Positive (http://somethingpositive.net/index.html).
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Donna: "You aren't really going back to drawing web comics, aree you?"
Davan: :Wil Wheaton still has one good arm."
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Donna: "Jacques is on the phone. He wants to know..."
Davan: "Tell him Not after what that little robot in his cast did to my last pair of glasses."
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I'm not sure how well this is working so lets switch it up. Have some smex:
(http://i.imgur.com/JC1JHQC.png)
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VV: So... what exactly was the point of turning up the thermostat and getting naked?
Jim: It's all about letting the reader come to their own conclusions...
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VV: Were either of us using protection during this?
Jim: I didn't notice either of us using any protection.
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JIM: "That was amazing. I feel like a new man!"
VERONICA: "Me too. See ya."
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VV: So do you like it?
Jim: Now this is the way to watch the world cup.
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I think we're back on track. HERE'S ANOTHER:
(http://i.imgur.com/hjPFvvQ.png)
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Faye: “Why the hell aren't you wearing pants?!!”
Sales lady: “Can't you read the shirt, dear?”
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FAYE: "Are those ... are those ... ?"
SHOPOWNER: "Real, dear. I was going to ask you the same."
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Faye: "That is an alarming amount of Rabbit™!"
ShopOwner: "You betcha! We've been a proud Platinum-Level Vibratex Distributor for 25 years"
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Faye: "That... that black one. It's calling my name. It wants to immerse my personality. It's... it's full of stars."
Mrs Olliwanger: "The Monolith 2000? Ebony with ivory core. A bit pricy but, as they say: `the wang chooses the mistress'. It will do magic on you, dear."
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Faye: Who on earth would make a Dr. Who-themed vibrator!?
Shop Owner: It's bigger on the inside!
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Faye: How the hell could you use THAT?
Owner: That's the fire extinguisher, dearie.
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Superb.
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And now, due to Rule 34, there is someone making fire extinguisher pr0n as I type this.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOOGLED IT WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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And now, due to Rule 34, there is someone making fire extinguisher pr0n as I type this.
I'm pretty sure somewhere, someone already used a fire extinguisher as a dildo.
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He sacrificed his eyes so the rest of us won't have to.
Now every year on this date we will honor his sacrifice by taking the day off of work and having big parties with fireworks. And by ceremonially not googling "fire extinguisher porn".
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She. Also, one more panel before we get back to "normal":
(http://i.imgur.com/Nitvwvm.png)
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Marigold: Why don't I get a hat?
Marten: You look much better without one. Have another drink.
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Marigold: ..and then they said something about using a fire extinguisher and I couldn't help but look it up and, and-
Marten: - It's okay, we've all been there.
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Marigold: "Why is nobody looking at my boobs but me?"
Marten: "Oh, we are. We just don't look like we are. It takes practice."
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Marigold: "Man, I never thought I'd get to hang out with people like this."
Marten: "How come?"
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Marigold: "Has IDHG changed the caption contest thing yet?"
Martin: "Nope. Have another drink."
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Marigold: Now that we're friends, let's talk about your amazing--
Marten: -- Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot.
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A bit late, but:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3RWsl-TOGY
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Marigold: "Has IDHG changed the caption contest thing yet?"
Martin: "Nope. Have another drink."
Okay, I get it. I've got more than one thing going on in my life and I'm doing the best I can, so please bear with me.
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MARIGOLD: "Oh boy."
MARTEN: "Hey, Marigold, you're acting weird all of a sudden. Almost like you've been taken over by a starship captain or a New Orleans NCIS agent."