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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 20 Jul 2014, 12:11

Title: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: iduguphergrave on 20 Jul 2014, 12:11

Hey folks! NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/PtrNbBr.png)

C.E.R.E.A.L.: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Count Chocula?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: FunkyTuba on 20 Jul 2014, 12:39

CEREAL: Daddy?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Jul 2014, 12:54

C.E.R.E.A.L.: My, what big eyes you have, grandma!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: Detachable Felix on 20 Jul 2014, 14:37

CEREAL: Are you my mommy?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Jul 2014, 15:01

Random Comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2254)

CEREAL: If you need me, I'll be wallpapering the bathroom with macro shots of human anuses.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: Mr_Rose on 20 Jul 2014, 15:11

C.E.R.E.A.L.: "Come with me if you want to live!"
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C.E.R.E.A.L.: "I need your clothes, your boots, and your tiny motorcycle."
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C.E.R.E.A.L.: "Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern."
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C.E.R.E.A.L.: "Daaaisy... Daaaaissy... Giive mee yoour aaaanswer truuuue."
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C.E.R.E.A.L.: "Oh, man! This is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Jul 2014, 17:59

"Didn't anyone tell you? After your ten thousandth wank, your penis turns into an elf! Man, the humans just don't learn anything in sex ed any more."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: techkid on 20 Jul 2014, 21:21

C.E.R.E.A.L.: "Thank you for trying our latest LSD-laced magic mushroom cereal. Enjoy your hallucinations!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: DSL on 21 Jul 2014, 01:35

C.E.R.E.A.L. "Always after me lucky charms, and I'm not talking about sweet surprises either."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: Border Reiver on 21 Jul 2014, 10:21

C.E.R.E.A.L.:  "Look, what happens at the breakfast table, stays at the breakfast table."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: Mr_Rose on 21 Jul 2014, 10:40

C.E.R.E.A.L.:  "Look, what happens under the breakfast table, stays under the breakfast table."

…just to jazz it up a little…

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: iduguphergrave on 21 Jul 2014, 14:32

Are you sure "jAzz" was the spelling you wanted?





 :evil:

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: FunkyTuba on 21 Jul 2014, 15:12

Seedless StrawberryHead: Sir, I won't be ripe for another couple of weeks. In the interim let me suggest you try my colleague Droopy PlumButt.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: iduguphergrave on 23 Jul 2014, 15:11

ZACH IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/5ThGS5j.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: Mr_Rose on 24 Jul 2014, 03:02

Dale Bond: "Gokdfarmer! Your scheme to take over all the world's gold mines is at an end!"
Gokdfarmer: "You're too late, Bond! The first bombs have already detonated!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
Post by: cesium133 on 24 Jul 2014, 06:12

Dale: Does your shirt really say that demoting Pluto was a reasonable idea? I don't know what to think...
Marigold: We're through, you asteroid-hugger!