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Title: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: iduguphergrave on 10 Aug 2014, 13:09

Hey people. FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/9qrKH9p.png)

Enjoy!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: DSL on 10 Aug 2014, 18:03

MAY: "Time you learned how to empathize. Let's start by making you the same color as me."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Aug 2014, 18:59

"Hey asshat, you know that First Law of Robotics? It has a lot of loopholes."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: DrBear on 10 Aug 2014, 21:21

"Do you want your ass kicked by a robot or a girl? If you want, I can do both."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Border Reiver on 11 Aug 2014, 02:40

"I said, 'Kiss me, NOW.'"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: jwhouk on 11 Aug 2014, 03:55

"I came here to kick ass and dunk biscotti. And they're all out of biscotti."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Orkboy on 11 Aug 2014, 05:03

"Your clothes.  Give them to me."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: cesium133 on 11 Aug 2014, 06:15

May: "I'm going to take you on a ride out of this world. Without a space suit."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Aug 2014, 09:09

"They said the tie was like the chain on a light fixture and if I pulled it you'd get bright"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Mr_Rose on 11 Aug 2014, 12:59

May: "Dead or alive, your tie is coming with me!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: DSL on 11 Aug 2014, 13:17

MAY: "Come with me if you don't want to live."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Aug 2014, 16:13

May: All right assclown, what'd you do with all the shadows?!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Detachable Felix on 11 Aug 2014, 16:43

Number Two MAY: Alright then, you scum, you vermin... what do you want to drink?

Ford Scared Asshole: Uhh a Jynnan Tonnyx sounds nice

MAY: With lemon?

SA: Yes thanks.

MAY: With ice?

SA: Yeah, sure, and  have you got those little cheesy biscu-

MAY: I'm the one asking the questions here.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: iduguphergrave on 13 Aug 2014, 12:13

NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/fnhL3zJ.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: celticgeek on 13 Aug 2014, 12:18

Hannelore:  The little hats, yesssssssssssssss!
Marigold:  Not the little hats!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: FunkyTuba on 13 Aug 2014, 13:47

Marigold: I hear the voices again... they're complaining about our mouths and eyes and something called "THE ART"... The Creator made us the way we are ... why can't they just accept that?
Hanners: I think you need to try my drugs.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Aug 2014, 08:03

Hanners:  "Don't worry, the concert will be over soon."

Marigold:  "A bagpiper and a yello-phonist each trying to be louder the other does not make a concert."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: DSL on 14 Aug 2014, 18:08

MARIGOLD: "I hear drums echo in the night."
HANNERS: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ... at least one of the voices is a rapping penis."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 Aug 2014, 06:04

H: "Marigold Louise Farmer! Have you simply replaced one addiction with another?"
M: "Arrrggh! No!"
H: "Does your Dad know?"
M: "Nooo!"
H: "Should I call him?"
M: "Noooooo!"
H: "Is it true what they say about dudes with Dale's skin tone having...?"
M: "N.... Wait? What?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: WAYF on 16 Aug 2014, 22:22

Hannelore: eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Marigold: Oh god! It's resonating in my fillings!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
Post by: DSL on 18 Aug 2014, 17:22

HANNELORE: "AAAGH!"
MARIGOLD: "AAAGH!"