THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 21 Sep 2014, 11:54
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I noticed it's been kinda quiet in these threads lately; is everyone still doing summer stuff or are you guys getting bored? Anyway, FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/aagcZSD.png)
Enjoy
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Tai: "TOUCHDOWN!"
Blood Fukk: "Wrong sport."
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Tai: I win! You have to hire me to DJ at your wedding!
Blood Fukk: You better have some Einstuerzende Neubauten to play, then.
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Tai: "I win! You have to draw a webcomic about the life of my friends and I!"
BloodFukk: "Yeah, yeah, like I don't already..."
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Tai: I threw them all at once and they all hit the board! You're buying all night!
BloodFukk: Cump.
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TAI: "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
BLOODFUKK: (Brief pause, frozen smile, blank stare) "Whut."
(canned applause)
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Tai: Botchkee!
Bloodfukk: What the hell game were we playing, anyway?
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Tai: "Bob! Long time no see. What are you up to now and how's Genevieve?"
Bob: "Finished my electrical engineering program and started over at the power plant. Genevieve and I are divorced now, but we usually talk about once a week. She's doing well and she's up for Senior Constable."
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Those names are familiar. Should I know them?
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Bob was the guy at the party where Marten had a one-night-stand with Delilah, and Genevieve was the woman who was chasing Sven before he got mauled by a racoon (and/or Vespavenger).
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Tai: "Woo! Eight hit the target. Am I a great shot or what?"
Blood Fukk: "Your first dart hit the Guinness tap and I think the bartender wishes to discuss your last throw personally."
Bartender: "Ach, right in the wallet." :roll:
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Thank you, Cesium; I had also forgotten. NEXT IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/tmTlbHM.png)
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FAYE: You don't actually need to blow bubbles, you know.
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"That's not chocolate milk. It's Baileys."
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Faye: Nobody knows this, but I'm a natural redhead too. Wanna see?
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Faye: "I read your diary."
Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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Faye: I gave your Hello Kitty purse to a stray cat.
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Faye: Found the worm you did.
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Faye: Like that drink? Pintsize made it.
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FAYE: "Psh. I have my own bubbles. See?"
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FAYE: "Floofy ginger head/ blows bubbles into her drink/ making a big mess."
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FAYE: Test run complete. Now I can put these tiny depth charges in particularly annoying customers' coffee.
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Faye: I'm pregnant.
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Faye: I once tore out every page of Grapes of Wrath, page after page, day after day. It itched, but was very absorbent.
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Faye: I'm pregnant.
Variation
Faye: "So how long has Emily been pregnant?"
Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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Faye: "Pintsize made that drink."
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Faye: Marten's thinking of moving back to California.
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Faye: "Pintsize made that drink."
Hey, no fair copying me.
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Faye: "Yeah, so that's why I can get so hammered so fast. Can I have one of your kidneys?"
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FAYE: "So here we are. Two girls ..."