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Title: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Sep 2014, 12:21

Hey peeps. Just waiting impatiently for the cool weather to start. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/7E2KQ3o.png)

Enjoy!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Sep 2014, 13:07

Faye: I'm going to go get emergency services on the phone...
Marten: Look, just because her hair ate Emily doesn't mean it'll happen to me!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Sep 2014, 14:13

Marten: "Don't you want some of the lice for yourself?"
Pugnacious Peach: "No, I've eaten enough for tonight."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: MooskiNet on 28 Sep 2014, 14:22

Faye:  My work here is done.
Marten:  Did you just fart again?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: DSL on 28 Sep 2014, 14:35

FAYE: "That's it. I'm calling the vet to make an appointment to have you ... "
MARTEN: "Oh, please not ..."
FAYE: "... Declawed."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Sep 2014, 15:50

Pugnacious Peach: "I'll get my cutting torch."
Marten: "Wait! I didn't say I was stuck!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: Border Reiver on 28 Sep 2014, 16:55

Faye:  "May I cut in?"

Marten:  "Certainly."


Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: TheEvilDog on 28 Sep 2014, 18:00

Marten: "Faye, why are you humming Fire & Rain?"
Faye: "Oh no reason."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Sep 2014, 18:51

Faye: "Everything is proceeding exactly as I planned. Which means this must be a dream sequence, because that's the only time that ever happens."
Marten: "Wait... things go right in your dreams? I never have dreams like that!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: iduguphergrave on 01 Oct 2014, 13:13

I felt a bit cheated out of decent Sven panel from when he appeared a few weeks back, so here's this:

(http://i.imgur.com/w2SbnZg.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Oct 2014, 14:07

LYDIA: "You do realize I graduated two years ago, right?"
SVEN: "Meh. I need a beer."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: DSL on 01 Oct 2014, 16:32

SVEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me it's time I got my ass off the couch, got a job and moved out."
LYDIA: "Who are you?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Oct 2014, 17:39

Lydia: "If you were worth a damn you'd at least use this heartbreak as inspiration for a song or two."
Sven: "I did. It's called 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' and it's a piece of crap, like everything else I do. And it hit number one on the Billboard charts. God, I'm fucking useless."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Oct 2014, 18:17

Quote from: Zebediah on 01 Oct 2014, 17:39

Lydia: "If you were worth a damn you'd at least use this heartbreak as inspiration for a song or two."
Sven: "I did. It's called 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' and it's a piece of crap, like everything else I do. And it hit number one on the Billboard charts. God, I'm fucking useless."

Winner.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: HES on 01 Oct 2014, 18:18

That would explain so much.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: Border Reiver on 02 Oct 2014, 06:23

Faye:  "Why did you ask me to dye my hair and skin and take my glasses off?"

Sven:  "To see if you would."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: FunkyTuba on 02 Oct 2014, 07:47

Sven: this is my depressed zoidberg impression. "I just want to talk, it has nothing to do with mating! "

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: Aimless on 02 Oct 2014, 10:24

LYDIA: My speech-bubble is bigger than your speech-bubble.

SVEN: I know :(

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
Post by: BenRG on 02 Oct 2014, 11:30

SVEN: My one true love has run off with a stand-up comedian!

LYDIA: What? Was he more consistently funny than you?

(Sorry, I really think that Lydia wouldn't be particularly sympathetic)

SVEN: Oh, heal, my broken heart!

LYDIA: Now he starts writing lyrics from life when my thesis is already finished and being marked!