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Title: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Oct 2014, 13:45
Welcome to a new week, folks. FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/balCRcC.png)

Prototype: Run, run, as fast as you can!
               Can't catch me, I'm the PurpleHead Man!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: MooskiNet on 26 Oct 2014, 13:47
Prepare yourself!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: DSL on 26 Oct 2014, 14:25
PROTOTYPE: "Next time you're feeling blue/ just let a smile begin/ happy things will come to you/ so smurf yourself ... Marten!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: BenRG on 26 Oct 2014, 14:41
DILLY: "Out of my way, primate! My one true love awaits!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2014, 14:55
"Whistle while you work" (my wife's suggestion)
"Look, I've been blueballed myself!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Oct 2014, 14:56
"Whistle while you work" (my wife's suggestion)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2014, 15:23
"Bye, Dad! I'm off to kindergarten."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Detachable Felix on 26 Oct 2014, 15:25
Prototype: "Meep meep!" *in following panel, we see it being chased by a Wil E Coyote*

ALternatively,
"Leeeeeroooooy Jenkins!"

Or, (topical)
"Actually, it's about ethics in games journalism"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: SubaruStephen on 26 Oct 2014, 15:58
"Wait for me, I'm coming!"

*edit*
Yes I'm ashamed of myself for going to the lowest common denominator.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Oct 2014, 16:52
"Hi! I'm Richard!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2014, 16:54
"Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Half Empty Coffee Cup on 26 Oct 2014, 19:18
"You can take my cockring, but you can never take my FREEDOM!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: ReindeerFlotilla on 26 Oct 2014, 19:21
No time for questions. Get on.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2014, 21:06
"I'm running as fast as I can! Am I getting a head?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: DrBear on 26 Oct 2014, 22:03
"Yeah, I know, this is a real dick move."  :claireface:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: hakko504 on 26 Oct 2014, 23:19
"She's ready for you. "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: DSL on 27 Oct 2014, 01:20
"Yeah, I know, this is a real dick move."  :claireface:

This one has my vote. Maybe half a point off for the claireface just because, but it still has my vote.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Pilchard123 on 27 Oct 2014, 01:35
How's about...


I could see a couple of days of Pintsize and Winslow chasing it around the apartment and surroundings trying more and more outlandish ways of trapping it. Or being chased themselves by a swarm of other prototypes.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Aziraphale on 27 Oct 2014, 09:49
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Detachable Felix on 27 Oct 2014, 10:00
Prototype: "Booooorn freeeeeeeee, as free as the wind blows....."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: BenRG on 27 Oct 2014, 10:03
Prototype: "Booooorn freeeeeeeee, as free as the wind blows....."

If you could 'Like' posts on this forum, this post would be getting one from me! :laugh:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Oct 2014, 11:16
Prototype: hums music from "Free Willy".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Detachable Felix on 27 Oct 2014, 17:42
Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: SubaruStephen on 27 Oct 2014, 17:48
Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.
If it does the  ENTIRE  1812 Overture, that would impress me.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: FunkyTuba on 27 Oct 2014, 18:45
"It is You. We've all heard tales of The Precocious One (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1828) but I never dreamed I would ever meet you. How may I do your bidding, Master?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: NemoX on 27 Oct 2014, 20:48
Excuse me, have you seen an alluring-shaped flashlight go by? (nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Aziraphale on 27 Oct 2014, 21:07
Excuse me, have you seen an alluring-shaped flashlight go by? (nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more)

Puts a whole new spin on the Singularity, doesn't it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: valkygrrl on 27 Oct 2014, 22:03
Prototype (singing): Take me for what I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. Who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: cesium133 on 27 Oct 2014, 22:15
"Hello my honey, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Storel on 28 Oct 2014, 00:24
"I just gotta be meeeeeeee!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Detachable Felix on 28 Oct 2014, 00:33
Excuse me, have you seen an alluring-shaped flashlight go by? (nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more)

Puts a whole new spin on the Singularity, doesn't it.
Reminds me of this:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/android_boyfriend.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: osaka on 28 Oct 2014, 01:22
"Excuse me, which way to the AnthroPC coffee shop?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Krald on 28 Oct 2014, 01:29
"And I'm free, I'm free ballin' "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Skewbrow on 28 Oct 2014, 02:58
Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.
If it does the  ENTIRE  1812 Overture, that would impress me.

In the context of this thread 1812 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812) Overture has somewhat disturbing overtones. Or would it be undertones  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: osaka on 28 Oct 2014, 03:02
Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.
If it does the  ENTIRE  1812 Overture, that would impress me.

In the context of this thread 1812 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812) Overture has somewhat disturbing overtones. Or would it be undertones  :psyduck:

Now we know what Dilly was singing.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: BenRG on 28 Oct 2014, 03:12
In the context of this thread 1812 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812) Overture has somewhat disturbing overtones. Or would it be undertones  :psyduck:

I think that was the moment when Hanners realised that there is a valid reason to seek the oblivion of alcohol. Oddly enough, it isn't heartbreak, it's having a robot companion with no 'appropriate behaviour' filter.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Oct 2014, 14:09
(http://i.imgur.com/tHoXY37.jpg)

You guys are great  :lol:

Came across THIS PANEL...seems appropriate:

(http://i.imgur.com/Uh99XIc.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: BenRG on 29 Oct 2014, 14:29
Angus and Faye in time-out of course!

ANGUS: She said it first!

FAYE: I wouldn't have if he hadn't said it!

PINTSIZE: No talking!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Aziraphale on 29 Oct 2014, 14:41
Angus: Take these tags home. They're to be used in the event that you're burned beyond recognition in a nuclear holocaust!
Faye: I want an orderly nuclear holocaust!
Pintsize: No talking!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: DSL on 29 Oct 2014, 16:52
ANGUS: "My God, are we gonna be like our parents?"
FAYE: "Not me. Ever."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Oct 2014, 18:09
Angus: "You're a butt."
Faye: "You're a butt."
Pintsize: "Okay, you're both butts. Now stop talking out your asses."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: valkygrrl on 29 Oct 2014, 18:13
Angus: Pinky Pie is best pony
Faye: I don't even know you.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Skewbrow on 30 Oct 2014, 04:39
Angus: "It's less than 150 miles."
Faye: "To a low Earth orbit."

or

Angus: "Pimple-Butt."
Faye: "Capt'n Backhair."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Fig on 30 Oct 2014, 06:18
Angus: "You have terrible taste in music."
"Faye:  "Well YOU have a terrible taste in booze."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Thrudd on 30 Oct 2014, 09:10

Angus: Chocolate!
Faye: Peanut-butter!

:roll: yes its in reference to ages long past. It was the 80's  :clairedoge:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: DSL on 30 Oct 2014, 09:27
ANGUS: "'Let's put the batteries in the purple dildo,' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said."
FAYE: "'No sweat,' you said. 'I'll make sure the door's closed,' you said."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: Storel on 31 Oct 2014, 11:14
ANGUS: "'Let's put the batteries in the purple dildo,' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said."
FAYE: "'No sweat,' you said. 'I'll make sure the door's closed,' you said."

That gave me a good laugh, thanks!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 190
Post by: DSL on 31 Oct 2014, 11:42
ANGUS: "'Let's put the batteries in the purple dildo,' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said."
FAYE: "'No sweat,' you said. 'I'll make sure the door's closed,' you said."

That gave me a good laugh, thanks!

You are entirely welcome.