THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 09 Nov 2014, 13:48
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Aloha! NEW PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/SyaSL5e.png)
Enjoy!
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MAR-BEAR: "I WANTS BIGGER BOY BUTTS NAO!"
HANNERS: "Marigold, you've already got Dale; you don't get a turn to choose what sort of guys hang around us girls anymore!"
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Marigold: What were you thinking? You just woke up the entire building with your cleaning machine!
Hanners: Did you seriously expect me not to sanitize your kitchen? Momo's told me... things...
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Marigold: "What are you doing?"
Hanners: "He'll keep longer this way."
Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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Marigold: "What are you doing?"
Hanners: "He'll keep longer this way."
Even if I could top.that, I don't think I'd.want to.
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MAR-BEAR: "I WANTS BIGGER BOY BUTTS NAO!"
HANNERS: "Marigold, you've already got Dale; you don't get a turn to choose what sort of guys hang around us girls anymore!"
Hanners: "Well, we could forcefeed him all the cheesecake muffins from Coffee of Doom, but that wouldn't help his Fourier-Goldman Happiness Score..."
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M: "What are you doing?! Bare feet in a kitchen? Don't you know that's unsanitary?"
H: "Meh. It's just a food preparation area."
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M: "What are you doing?! Bare feet in a kitchen? Don't you know that's unsanitary?"
H: "Meh. It's just a food preparation area."
ANNOUNCER: Presented for your approval: One Marigold Louise Farmer; lock-in, freelance web-mistress and MMORPG addict. When she woke up that morning, Marigold Farmer had no idea that she had woken in... The Twilight Zone!
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Marigold: What were you thinking? You just woke up the entire building with your cleaning machine!
Hanners: Did you seriously expect me not to sanitize your kitchen? Momo's told me... things...
I like this! It also would explain why Hanners is willing to go barefoot there.
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DA NEXT IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/fe76vEc.png)
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CLAIRE: He asked you what?
MARTEN: Why are you wearing SHOES?
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CLAIRE: "Tai did what?!?"
MARTEN: "Five thousand hits in the first minute!"
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Claire: "A tracking device?"
Marten: "Yeah, disguised as an earring. It'll warn us whenever my mom is close."
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Would've come in handy today huh.
C: "What the hell is up with all your TEH shirts?"
M: "I just get them for free every time I check for other ones."
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Claire: "You have an orbital bombardment app?"
Marten: "Yeah, Hannelore gave it to me. So where is your brother going to be in twenty-seven minutes?"
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Claire: "Did they land on the comet yet?"
Marten: "I don't know, he keeps talking about space whales."
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Claire: "Did they land on the comet yet?"
Marten: "I don't know, he keeps talking about space whales."
Win. (http://xkcd.com/1446/) (Link for posterity.)
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Claire: "Katy Perry ringtone? Seriously?"
Marten: "I kissed a girl. I liked it. It felt so natural right. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2808)"
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Claire: "Give Peas a chance is a meme now? Seriously?"
Marten: "Twenty thousand hits on most viral. I cant read the last four digits because the numbers are scrolling too fast for my phone."
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Marigold: "What are you doing?"
Hanners: "He'll keep longer this way."
Even if I could top.that, I don't think I'd.want to.
+1 Would Creep Again
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CLAIRE: "She posted the selfie?"
MARTEN: "Your eyes were closed."
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CLAIRE: "She posted the selfie?"
MARTEN: "Your eyes were closed."
Very, very good! <Slow claps>
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Marten: "We need to go, now. Marigold says someone's in her fridge."
Claire: "IN her fridge?"
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Marten: "We need to go, now. Marigold says someone's in her fridge."
Claire: "IN her fridge?"
It's getting better and better.
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Every few weeks I get it right - you guys get it more consistently then I.
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Claire: Did you just see that blue kid run by?
Marten: Huh? I was just reading about the witch who can solve everyone's problems.