THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 01 Feb 2015, 15:36
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Heya folks. Happy football thing, if you're into that. IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/QV4Ro3m.png)
Enjoy
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DALE: "What was the bad baby dream this time?"
MARIGOLD: "Blue babies with tails!"
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Dale: This is a bad time to tell you this, but I just farted.
Marigold: That's okay, so did I.
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Dale: "Errr....Marigold, it's 3am and I'm probably still half asleep, but.....how did you get into my apartment?"
Marigold: "Turns out it's harder to pick a lock in Skyrim than it is to pick the lock to your door."
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DALE: "You're still upset about that commercial?"
MARIGOLD: "I hate Nationwide."
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Dale: "It's ok, the game is over, no need to be upset."
Marbear: "I had so much money on the Packers."
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MARIGOLD: "When the centuries behind me like a fruitful land reposed;
When I clung to all the present for the promise that it closed:
When I dipt into the future far as human eye could see;
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be.—"
DALE: "Jeph just loaded the wrong comic into the buffer and he fixed it right away -- no reason to let it bother you that much."
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Marigold: To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Dale: ... I don't think Jeph appreciates being called an idiot.
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Dale: "Yeah, water... we need water, although I don't know if you're like me, you drink some water before you go to bed, you’re gettin' up a couple of times during the night, but that's okay. It's nice to get up in the middle of the night, the way you pass the window, you see the full moon out there... On the way to the toilet you're noticing the patterns in the rug - it can be a good experience - anyway, umm, I uh... I got off the track here. Uh... why don't you get cozy, cozy for some bedtime stories."
Marigold: "You really need to stop listening to that Jeff Bridges Sleeping Tapes album right before bed."
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NEW OLD PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/M8Cbe6e.png)
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DORA: "For the last time, de-Gothing my hair doesn't make me more interested in a threesome!"
MARTEN: "THAT WAS PINTSIZE, NOT ME!!!"
FAYE: "You do this deliberately, don't you? Entertainment or evil?"
PINTSIZE: "Hey, if I don't ask, he won't ever know!"
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DORA: "Another day I call and never thpeak/ and you would thay nothingth changed at all ..."
MARTEN: "... And I can't feel much hope for anything/ if I won't be there to catch you if you fall ..."
FAYE: "... Again it theemth we meet in the thpatheth in between/ We alwayth thay it won't be long ..."
PINTSIZE: "But thumb thing'th alwayth wrong ..."
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DORA: "Another day I call and never thpeak/ and you would thay nothingth changed at all ..."
MARTEN: "... And I can't feel much hope for anything/ if I won't be there to catch you if you fall ..."
FAYE: "... Again it theemth we meet in the thpatheth in between/ We alwayth thay it won't be long ..."
PINTSIZE: "But thumb thing'th alwayth wrong ..."
I read it, nodding to myself, "Yeah, I remember that song. Love me some Toad... OH MY GOD HE DIDN'T YES HE DID AND THERE'S A LIKE BUTTON RIGHT THERE"
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The "Like" button could take this contest to all-new levels...
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I don't know if I like the Like button
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NEW OLD PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/M8Cbe6e.png)
DORA: "I think we've jumped the shark, personally."
MARTEN: "A breakup arc, and then hitting on a girl IN SPACE?"
FAYE: "At least you get to go to space. I just gotta go do more scenes at that stupid hospital."
PINTSIZE: "I'm all thumbs."
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Random comic: (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=829)
DORA: Wouldn't it be easier to just use a stepladder?
MARTEN: What, and have he dust fall ONTO me? Are you CRAZY?
FAYE: Screw the bar, let's get drunk and play with HannersMarten's suction cups!
PINTSIZE: Just when I thought tonight couldn't be more of a bad idea.