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Title: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 Mar 2015, 16:15
Hiya, people! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/BNXUmRe.png)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Mar 2015, 16:22
Hannelore: Do you ever have this weird dream where you're inside a comic strip and people are watching you live your life and they live in a primitive universe where there are no AnthroPCs and there are no gigantic spaceships run by my dad and those people are watching me tell you this right now and they have a forum where they talk about us and sometimes people are banned from this forum for being creepy and did you see what they said about you and...
Marigold: No.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: DSL on 08 Mar 2015, 17:47
HANNERS: "Shouldn't there be yarn? I'm pretty sure you can't do a cat's cradle without yarn. What's the book say? It's gotta say something about yarn."
MARIGOLD: "Hang on hang on hang on dangit."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: Aziraphale on 08 Mar 2015, 17:57
Hanners: “In the end, we get older, we kill everyone who loves us through the worries we give them, through the troubled tenderness we inspire in them, and the fears we ceaselessly cause.”

Marigold: "Butts."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Mar 2015, 18:18
Hannelore: "HUGE boobs covered in cake batter!"
Marigold: "It was just a dream, Hannelore. And it wasn't even your dream."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: osaka on 08 Mar 2015, 18:57
Inspired by current events...

HANNERS: "So apparently Dora and Tai have-"
MAR-BEAR: "NOPE"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: DrBear on 08 Mar 2015, 19:15
Hanners - "I'm telling you, the panties were THIS big, and they had JUICY printed on them!"
Mar-bear - "Nope, aren't in this book."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: BenRG on 09 Mar 2015, 00:48
HANNERS: "So, I've found out that I'm a cybernetically- and genetically-augmented clone of my mother and she's planning to erase my mind and implant her own consciousness so that she can live forever! What's more, I can interface with any electronics just by being in the same room and..."

MARIGOLD: "Mmm... Cute man-butts..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: Skewbrow on 09 Mar 2015, 04:23
Hanners: "... chain rule is easy. You see, when the value of the parameter t causes both x and y to change, these both have an effect on the value of z, and the chain rule simply tells you that you should add these two effects together..."
Marigold: "I think that in this book a chain rule means something else."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Mar 2015, 15:03
Hannelore: ♫ The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know! ♫


Marigold: "Oh, let it go already."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: jwhouk on 09 Mar 2015, 15:13
Marigold as Anna, Hannelore as Elsa, and a cease & desist letter from Disney...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: osaka on 09 Mar 2015, 15:24
That's about par for the course for Jeph and for Disney (http://time.com/3272764/deadmau5-clashes-with-disney-over-ears-trademark/).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: jwhouk on 09 Mar 2015, 16:36
Did you see the little C&D he got from Walmart?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: osaka on 09 Mar 2015, 16:39
I did. That's why I said "for Jeph".
My point was that Disney is eager to throw C&D letters like fun-sized candies.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: iduguphergrave on 11 Mar 2015, 16:22
NEXT PANELLLL:

(http://i.imgur.com/9V1ebBA.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: Aziraphale on 11 Mar 2015, 16:30
Pintsize: What a lovely, lovely voice. Let the games begin!
Faye: One more word out of you and I'll give you a head-wedgie you'll never forget.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Mar 2015, 16:38
Pintsize: "For my next trick..."
Faye: "... you better pull a disappearing act, because I do not know how you got my underwear off me without me realizing it but when I catch you I am taking it back and then scattering pieces of you all over Massachusetts."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: DSL on 12 Mar 2015, 15:49
PINTSIZE: "Butts."
FAYE: "Boobs."

Or

PINTSIZE: "ymmph mphstmpffff"
FAYE: "That's 'Yes Mistress!' Enunciate!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Mar 2015, 15:05
Pintsize: I said something mean and Marten put Claire's underwear on my head.
Faye: Yeah, that happens...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 208
Post by: Skewbrow on 15 Mar 2015, 05:51
Pintsize: "I didn't steal these. Them caressing your hindquarters caused static electricity to build up, so they just stuck to me."
Faye (reaching for a magnet): "Those were a clean pair."

or

Pintsize: "It's true what they say. Walk a mile in woman's panties, and you get a different view of the world ."
Faye: "The legbands are covering half of your eyes."