THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 14 Jun 2015, 13:06
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Hola, folks! Last week wasn't a great one for caption images, so this seems like a good time to caption some old-school QC:
(http://i.imgur.com/HovwQ7D.png)
Enjoy!
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Marten: Dora is probably going to be annoyed when she figures out I've been sneaking around her apartment.
Mieville: Dora, I'm hungry!
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DORA: "Oh Meiville! When will I feature in an arc again?"
MEIVILLE: "Mrow, row." [TRANS: "Tuna fish. Now."]
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Dora: "I wonder where my sleeves went. I've checked the hamper and the laundry room lost and found, and can't imagine how they could have been cut off in the first place".
Mieville: "I like my new bed, and my claws need sharpening now".
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Dora: "It's bad enough that I'm turning into one of those women who sits alone in her apartment talking to her cat. But if I ever start hearing you answer back, then I'll know I've gone off the deep end."
Mieville: "Then I'm afraid I have some disturbing news for you."
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DORA: Gloom, self-hatred, agony. My life is a mess. What could possibly be worse?
MIEVILLE: Catbox, lady. NOWWWW!
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DORA: Deep dark depression, ex-cessive mise-ry. If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, .....
MIEVILLE: Just kill them all and from agony be free :evil:
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Dora: "Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly. Now I'm trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it."
Mieville: Sigh "No more Miyazaki movies for a while, okay? You're starting to identify with them a little too closely."
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DORA: "I don't understand. All the other web comic cats want to travel through the plumbing and have a ... crossover ... with Sprinkles the Hypoallergenic Cat. Why not you?"
MIEVILLE: "Look, lady, I have enough in my bowl what with taking the blame for your homicidal fantasies *and* being the Emperor of All Cats next to that Heterodyne chick. Besides, that comic is in reruns now."
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NEXT IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/k49JRgi.png)
Appropriate given this weeks guest strips, I think.
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Steve: Can he propel himself with that stuff?
Marten: Don't give him any ideas!
Pintsize: BUTTROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aaaaaaand that's the thread, folks.
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Dora: "Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly. Now I'm trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it."
Mieville: "You just throw yourself at the ground and miss, okay? What's so hard about that?"
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Steve: Hey, I've got an idea!
Marten: No! No more booze enemas! Bad Steve!
Pintsize: Whipped cream enemas are way better!
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STEVE: "So, how's the Anthro-PC companion working out for you?"
MARTEN: "You had to break the mood after a great evening at the bar, didn't you?"
PINTSIZE: "... BUTTS! PORN! BUTTS PORN...!"
Yes, I thought that a prequel strip was called for! :-D
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STEVE: "I don't think I've ever heard 'Amazing Grace' played quite that way before."
MARTEN: "And God willing you never will again."
PINTSIZE: "Buy me some bagpipes, you cheap bastard."
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STEVE: "I don't even get what the little creep's doing right now."
MARTEN: "Consider yourself lucky. He hardly ever does what I tell him to do."
PINTSIZE: "I can be very literal-minded ... when it suits me."
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STEVE: "You know, between the two of us, we're the name of a popular U.S. schtick standup comic from the 1980s."
MARTEN: "We would be, but people are always very protective of how my name is spelt."
PINTSIZE: "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME!"
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STEVE: "Did he just fart in my general direction?"
MARTEN: "Sort of, and there was something about your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries, I think."
PINTSIZE: "Now go away or I shall taunt you again!"
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STEVE: D'you think he could teach me how to do that
MARTEN: I'm not letting you try, not after last year's tex-mex incident
PINTSIZE: I wonder if this can go through both ways. Like Steve after tex-mex.
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Dora: Am I crazy, or is my cat talking?
Mieville; Why can't it be both?