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Title: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: iduguphergrave on 21 Jun 2015, 14:07

Good evening, and happy father's day to all applicable! FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/7xRArFB.png)

Enjoy

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: BenRG on 22 Jun 2015, 03:17

ORANGE: "You walk out onto the street and a rocket shaped like a human butt wearing red panties flies past with a blue-skinned female android riding on top. What do you do?"

PURPLE: "I uplink to Wikipedia and see if it is Jeph Jacques' birthday either a few days before or after today's date. I'm rolling against 'Data Search' to see if I get it right."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: DSL on 23 Jun 2015, 10:48

ORANGE: "We've caused the skinny guy to meet Southern-fried's boss at the coffee shop, so the ball's rolling on that. What next?"
PURPLE: "We've got to get Southern-fried to suggest a bigger apartment. And down the line, Skinny has to lose the 'office bitch' job. ... You know, this would move along a lot faster if Gray here would stop wasting so much time on that Buttrocket."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: Pilchard123 on 23 Jun 2015, 11:29

Gray? He's blue!

(Or is he gold?)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: FunkyTuba on 23 Jun 2015, 16:33

Gray: I gather everyone around a table.
Pink: I have the elves start whittling dice and get out some parchment for character sheets. (https://xkcd.com/244)
Orange: Guys, my chassis can only handle two more loops, we need to start iterating soon or I'm going to blow a memory buffer.
Gray {snickering}: I gather everyone around a table.
Pink: I have the elves start whittling dice and get out some parchment for character sheets.
Orange: NOOOOOOOOO!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Jun 2015, 17:57

That one was tougher than I thought lol. So here's BUTTROCKET

(http://i.imgur.com/PCAvvOz.jpg)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Jun 2015, 18:16

Hannelore: "Why did we decide to make a buttrocket again?"
Pintsize: "It's something I saw in a Schwarzenegger movie once: 'Get Your Ass To Mars'."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: DrBear on 24 Jun 2015, 18:47

Hanners: "Shouldn't the flaming gases be coming out of the butt?"
Pintsize: "But that would be what they EXPECT!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: BenRG on 24 Jun 2015, 23:43

HANNELORE: "I keep waiting for this to start feeling like a bad idea!"
PINTSIZE: "You mean it doesn't already?!?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: Skewbrow on 25 Jun 2015, 01:55

Hannelore: "I sorta see the need for a butt rocket.  But why the lacy piece of underwear?"
Pintsize: "Everybody likes to feel pretty sometimes."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: DSL on 25 Jun 2015, 13:07

HANNELORE: "That's no spacecraft. That's a moon."
PINTSIZE: "You just pulled that out of Uranus."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: DSL on 25 Jun 2015, 13:17

HANNELORE: "It's gonna be a long long line/ of guest strips, to make the forum whine/ this ain't the strip they read for free online ..."
PINTSIZE: "It's  RocketButt/ Turn the other cheek and fly right on ... "

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
Post by: DSL on 27 Jun 2015, 15:28

HANNELORE: "Telemetry now showing RCS impulses affecting trajectory to orbit. We need to correct 'em."
PINTSIZE: "Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em!"