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Title: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Jul 2015, 12:09

G'Day. 'Ere's your image, mate.

(http://i.imgur.com/eH60vhF.png)

Wombats.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Jul 2015, 12:14

CORPSE-WITCH: Never anger the friendly toaster.
Higgs: Ow.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: BenRG on 26 Jul 2015, 12:15

CORPSE WITCH: "This poor fellow is a cautionary example! This is what happens if you get between Dora Bianchi and her morning coffee. That's one-inch compressed titanium-steel alloy, by the way."

HIGGS: "Where's my mommy...?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Jul 2015, 13:19

Corpse Witch: "I guess we should have looked up how reverse-cowgirl actually worked before we tried it."
Higgs: "Worth it."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Jul 2015, 14:35

Corpse Witch: "The other guy used a chest piece covered in studs and a lead-filled mace. How should we spike Higgs up?"
Higgs: "Man, I miss the simple days when it was all just fisticuffs. I was the king. Then the arms race started."
Emily (off screen): "Arms race <giggles>"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: DSL on 26 Jul 2015, 20:11

CORPSE WITCH: "I'd say you have a compressed thorax."
HIGGS:"I'll thay it'th thore."

and/or

HIGGS: "I want a second opinion."
CORPSE WITCH: "OK, you look terrible in that color."

and/or

CORPSE WITCH: "You know what you are?"
HIGGS: "No, what?"
CORPSE WITCH: "A tomato."
HIGGS: "A tomato?"
CORPSE WITCH: "Yeah, and I'm running a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: DonInKansas on 27 Jul 2015, 17:27

Corpse-Witch: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Higgs: 'Tis but a scratch!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: osaka on 27 Jul 2015, 18:37

CORPSE WITCH: "I thought we hired you to FIX robots ms. Whitaker"
HIGGS: "Ow ow ow. She was doing that and then..."

Not pictured - FAYE: "Next time we DON'T try gettin' touchy-feely okay?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: DrBear on 27 Jul 2015, 19:43

CORPSE WITCH: "And here, you see what Arby's can do to your digestion."
HIGGS: "URP"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: SubaruStephen on 28 Jul 2015, 04:41

Corpse Witch: Oh, it's nothing, he was like that when I got here, Officer.

Higgs: I'll pay back the money, CW, I swear!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: Thrudd on 28 Jul 2015, 07:46

CORPSE WITCH: "And HIGGS here had a run in with a nose challenged fellow."
HIGGS: "I didn't even have a wand ready before he zapped me."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 Jul 2015, 02:25

HIGGS: I wonder if this can be fixed with gluon?
CORPSE WITCH: Oh Higgs, you're such a boson.
FAYE: THAT'S IT I QUIT

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Jul 2015, 14:59

SECOND PANEL. Who remembers these young ladies with a young(er) Steven?

(http://i.imgur.com/TWXJtBv.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: cesium133 on 29 Jul 2015, 15:38

Ellen: Don't ponder it too much, Steve. It's magic!
Steve: I kept pulling my fingers apart, and it just got tighter.
Nat: That reminds me of the time I had two guys over and they both put their...

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: FunkyTuba on 30 Jul 2015, 09:59

CORPSE WITCH: That is alot of damage (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html).

HIGGS: I think it looks more like Spongebob

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: BenRG on 30 Jul 2015, 10:02

ELLEN: "It's freaky isn't it?"
STEVE: "Yeah! I wink and my fingers move without moving! Awesome...!"
NAT: "If only they were all so easy to please...!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: Skewbrow on 30 Jul 2015, 10:56

Steve: "I'm not normally one to boast, but that dolphin can't put me to shame. It's about this th..."
Nat: "Sigh. What you deserve, when your roommate is a marine biology major."
Ellen:  "Hon, my thesis will be about whales."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: DSL on 30 Jul 2015, 14:29

ELLEN: "Aw! Is that your itsy-bitsy spider?"
STEVE: "Yes, and it wants to go up the water spout."
NAT: "Sigh. Metaphors. Down came the rain ..."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
Post by: Thrudd on 01 Aug 2015, 13:40

ELLEN: "How old are you?"
STEVE:  "I'm 35."
NAT: "Nah, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years."