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Title: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Zebediah on 22 Nov 2015, 08:26

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3091.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: osaka on 22 Nov 2015, 08:34

BUBBLES: "Dammit Momo, you've seen that Futurama episode 255 times already, you knew the dog was going to wait for Fry."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: cesium133 on 22 Nov 2015, 08:51

Bubbles: Look, I'm sorry I turned your pet lump of coal into a diamond. May told me it was hers and I didn't realize she was lying...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Morituri on 22 Nov 2015, 09:06

Bubbles:  You're lucky you're an anthropc.  If you were human and had eyes like that there'd be no room in your head for a brain.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: BenRG on 22 Nov 2015, 10:16

BUBBLES: "Yes, I'm afraid it's true, Little One. There is no Santa Claus!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Nov 2015, 11:57

"It's for your own good. You'll understand when you're older."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: downtowneddie on 23 Nov 2015, 09:02

"Okay, fine, you can keep calling me Miss Bubbles."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Zebediah on 25 Nov 2015, 03:58

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3095.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: BenRG on 25 Nov 2015, 04:17

MAY: "It's like ... floating multicolour donuts! And there are gummy worms swimming through them flashing in all the colours of the rainbow...! Please stop it! It's scary!"
MOMO: "I told you not to downcycle your processor!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Thrudd on 25 Nov 2015, 06:19

Quote from: BenRG on 25 Nov 2015, 04:17

MAY: "It's like ... floating multicolour donuts! And there are gummy worms swimming through them flashing in all the colours of the rainbow...! Please stop it! It's scary!"
MOMO: "I told you not to downcycle your processor!"

MAY: "But that guy in the doorway that just fainted saw it too."
MOMO: "Yeah right. Like I would have a friend in orbit with a taste for holo-projections to mess with you."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: DrBear on 25 Nov 2015, 07:06

MAY: "The fighting robots that really scare me are the ones who shoot electricity out of their hands! I wouldn't want to get tagged by one of them!"
MOMO: "Oh, really?" (files away for future use)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: cesium133 on 25 Nov 2015, 07:39

May: Then out came a diamond! She told me "if you think that's impressive, you ought to see me fuse hydrogen into helium!"
Momo: Your tall tales are taller than Bubbles...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Morituri on 25 Nov 2015, 16:25

May:  I mean, you would not believe it.  We have 'Prolapse Monthly' for cryin' out loud.

Momo:  You'd be amazed what I can believe.  Have you heard of ecchi doujinshi? 

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Zebediah on 25 Nov 2015, 18:54

May: "HUGE boobs covered in cake batter!"
Momo: "Is that why you spent so long talking to Faye at the party?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 244
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 26 Nov 2015, 07:52

Quote from: Zebediah on 25 Nov 2015, 18:54

May: "HUGE boobs covered in cake batter!"
Momo: "Is that why you spent so long talking to Faye at the party?"

May: "Huge...   ...tracts of land, covered in crops!"