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Title: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Dec 2015, 11:25

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3107.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: celticgeek on 13 Dec 2015, 11:37

Penelope:  BUDGETS!  SCHEDULES!  I can't even add or subtract!
Dora:  Well, it's all right.  Neither can I.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: BenRG on 13 Dec 2015, 12:45

PENELOPE: "Oh god, my EYES!!!"

DORA: "Come on! I think it's a perfectly good artistic nude of my great-grandfather!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Skewbrow on 13 Dec 2015, 14:10

Penpen: "What do you mean? I'm on perpetual bathroom cleaning duty?"
Dora: "Comes with your new title. How did you think Faye earned those extras?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: DSL on 13 Dec 2015, 17:23

PENELOPE: (Low growl rising in pitch and volume)
DORA: "Yeah, Tai said the same thing."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Dec 2015, 18:01

Penelope: If I tear out my eyeballs, will it remove the image from my brain?
Dora: ...And that's why the night Tai and I tried out every fetish we could think of will forever remain in my heart.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Dec 2015, 18:44

Penelope: "MY EYES!"
Dora: "Hey, there's only so much digital ink to go around. For Jeph to give everyone lips, some sacrifices had to be made."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: RetroRefractive Noodle on 13 Dec 2015, 21:00

PENPEN:  "ARE THEY STILL DISCUSSING CLAIRE'S LIPS?!"

DORA: (watching overhead monitor) "--and page 48 is up."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Zebediah on 16 Dec 2015, 04:49

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3108.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Thrudd on 16 Dec 2015, 09:58

Claire: And get this. It turns out it was grounds keeper Willie in a disguise all along.

Tai: And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling Interns.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: BenRG on 16 Dec 2015, 12:34

CLAIRE: "No, I swear it wasn't me! Why would I sign you up for a Quick Detox course?"

TAI: "Damn... I was so sure..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: DSL on 16 Dec 2015, 14:43

CLAIRE: "I agonized and agonized about getting a piercing and when I finally do, she just goes out and gets herself one like it's nothing. I KNOW! I'll go out and get myself some LIPS! ... Don't tell her."
TAI: "She heard you."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: RetroRefractive Noodle on 16 Dec 2015, 19:26

CLAIRE:  "And the lady at the Fortune Teller booth said 'soon you too will have lips' and it was all WEIRD-like."

TAI: "Memo to galley, LSD-brownies are not to be served at staff functions ever again."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Mr_Rose on 17 Dec 2015, 00:08

Claire: "You can't just switch her off and leave her in the stacks! That's rude! And creepy! Plus you know she has no idea!"
Tai: "All right, all right! But you get to explain what happened…."


Edit: just noticed that this is my 1337^th post. I think it works….

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: jwhouk on 17 Dec 2015, 01:57

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 17 Dec 2015, 00:08

Claire: "You can't just switch her off and leave her in the stacks! That's rude! And creepy! Plus you know she has no idea!"
Tai: "All right, all right! But you get to explain what happened…."

Oooh, I like it. Mostly because it has multiple levels...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Zebediah on 17 Dec 2015, 06:46

Claire: "I'm sorry! I figured you would have seen it already!"
Tai: "Damn it, when I said 'No Star Wars spoilers' I meant it!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: cesium133 on 17 Dec 2015, 06:50

Dora: I have a good feeling about Luke and Leia. They're totally going to do it.
Penelope: Are you telling me you've only ever seen Episode IV!?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Thrudd on 17 Dec 2015, 10:01

Claire: I'm telling you that Jar Jar is Palpatine's Master and even Palpatine doesn't realize it because he thinks he killed Snoke with poison. Snoke the master of life and death.
Tair: Damn it, when I said 'No Star Wars' I meant it!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Morituri on 17 Dec 2015, 13:49

Claire;  So, wait, she hit on him and he and Dora had a fight about it and then Dora threatened her with a sword?  And now she works there?

Tai:  Kama Sutra.  Page 34.  That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 247
Post by: Mr_Rose on 17 Dec 2015, 16:30

Quote from: jwhouk on 17 Dec 2015, 01:57

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 17 Dec 2015, 00:08

Claire: "You can't just switch her off and leave her in the stacks! That's rude! And creepy! Plus you know she has no idea!"
Tai: "All right, all right! But you get to explain what happened…."

Oooh, I like it. Mostly because it has multiple levels...

Thanks, I hope I also captured Claire's "voice" properly too….