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Title: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Zebediah on 17 Jan 2016, 05:17
FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3132.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: BenRG on 17 Jan 2016, 07:27
CHAD: "Well, well! If it isn't the token spunky kid!"

SAM: "Hey, buddy! At least I've got reason to believe I'll appear more  than once, which is more than I can say for some situation-specific antagonists around here!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Jan 2016, 05:19
Fucking Chad, man: "Oh come on, who'd want to watch a video of a girl playing games?"
Sam: "You see this scarf? I bet lots of people would love to watch a video of me choking you to death with it."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: DSL on 19 Jan 2016, 15:40
FUCKIN' CHAD, MAN: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound.of how awesome I am."
SAM: "It's because sound doesn't travel in the vacuum between your ears."

Or

CHAD: "Are you Sam?"
SAM: "I am."
CHAD: "Do you like ..."
SAM: "At Easter, yes."

Or

CHAD: "Yes, I'm Chad. I imagine you want to ask me how it's hangin'."
SAM: "Limply, I'd imagine."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Pilchard123 on 19 Jan 2016, 23:56
Is it hanging to the left? (Contains crude, puerile humour)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHCDqzwF8N4
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Jan 2016, 06:39
SPONTAN̈EOUS METAL INTERLÜDE!

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/666.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Mr_Rose on 20 Jan 2016, 13:44
Dora: Why are we the only ones wearing makeup?
Faye: It's an ironic commentary on how modern society doesn't want women to look like themselves. I think?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Jan 2016, 16:20
Dora: ♪ Why the hell are we doing this anyway? ♪
Faye: ♫ It was either this or do robot poop jokes! Poop jokes! POOP JOKES!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: celticgeek on 20 Jan 2016, 16:43
Dora:  What are we doing, again?
Faye:  This is an Eagles retrospective.  Pintsize organized it.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: DSL on 20 Jan 2016, 17:33
DORA: "Voice, fiddle and flute,/ No longer be mute./ I'll lend you my name, and inspire you to boot..."
FAYE: "... And, besides, I'll intruct you, like me, to entwine/ The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus' vine!"

OR

DORA: "Interjections! Show excitement! Or emotion! They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point!"
FAYE: "... or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Storel on 21 Jan 2016, 00:17
Dora: This song is about Vikings who are just looking for a nice place to settle down and farm!

Faye: This guitar solo is meant to evoke the unrelenting brutality of harvesting carrots! (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2454)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: BenRG on 21 Jan 2016, 01:38
@Storel,

Damn. You beat me to it.

DORA: "I am a white unicorn running through the glade!"

FAYE: "Joy and rainbows! Joy and rainbows!"

Because Amir's vision should be respected.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: DSL on 21 Jan 2016, 12:34
DORA: "'Twas the dark of the moon on the 6th of June, and a Kenworth pullin' logs ..."
FAYE: "Cabover Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Thrudd on 22 Jan 2016, 17:46
Dora:
Now once upon a time - an old man told me a fable
When the vaper is gone - and the coffee is cold on your table
And if the black drone flies to find a new destination - that is the sign

FAYE:
Come tonight
Come to the robo sight
Come to the robo-battle-fight

[sung to Queens Ogre Battle}
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 252
Post by: Morituri on 23 Jan 2016, 17:12
Dora:
 "The best part of making up with you
 Is waking up with you.
Now we can go together..."

Faye: 
"And  dismember the bodies
Of your other loves..."