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Title: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 05 Feb 2016, 06:00
Okay, so, the more I typed this post, the more I decided it was OT for the WCDT and needed its own thread.

So Emily can just casually catch roughly 4+ feet of air, convert all forward momentum and strength into a rubber mallet hit, get bounced straight back from said hit into the floor (there's about 6ft of clearance between her butt and the floor at this point, and there's the speed going backwards too) and she's just ok? Emily is superhuman I tell you.

What if... she's an incredibly humanlike robot?!

One sort-of-fanfic idea I've posited about Emily is that she isn't a human at all. Rather, she's an experimental 'Synthetic Child Response Equivalent Anthroform Model' (SCREAM), developed by Dr Ellicott-Chatham as a consumer product for childless families. The project was abandoned after Beatrice's lawyers warned that it was a potential legal quagmire. Emily is the only prototype that was ever completed and, rather than shut her down when the experiment was red-flagged by Legal, he gave her to Mr and Mrs Azuma, old colleagues of his, to raise as their daughter.

Emily's CPU/brain box is locked into her chassis and can't be moved to another chassis without risking serious damage. Her chassis has few truly mechanical (metal or plastic) components but instead is primarily made of synthetic organic substitutes, most of which were originally developed by E-C Industries as rejection-proof organic transplant tissue equivalents. Basically, she seems human to any but the best professional examination. Amongst the breakthroughs included in what Dr E-C tactlessly referred to as the "Synthemeat Chassis" is that it can metabolise most organic materials and can grow, mimicking the human ageing process.

The thing is that no-one had ever stress-tested an AI algorithm with human-like sensory input, a totally unshackled learning algorithm and baseline programming quite like Emily's before ("You are human and will ignore any evidence to the contrary"). The result has been an... anomalous personality with huge eccentricities (from the perspective of humans and other synthetics). Simply put, she isn't human and her brain doesn't really work in anything other than a human-simulating way but she isn't able to realise that she is not human. Because of that, she's internalised several non-human capabilities as her being 'weird all the way down' and it's made her behave in strange ways.

Emily is not a robotic superperson. Her bones and muscles are marginally stronger than that of a human's, allowing her to run slightly faster, jump noticably higher and sustain stronger impacts and electric discharges without perceptible ill effects. Having an AI box rather than a organic cortex means that her processing of data is noticeably faster than human average (but never enough to be considered more than a prodigy). However, she can't do things like bench-press SUVs, jump over tall buildings and the like. What's more, she wouldn't even expect to be able to do this, having been carefully programmed not to suspect her true nature (one of the things that led to the aforementioned red flagging of the project). This has led to several fascinating quirks, such as her casual use of her far wider than human vocal range to summon dogs in the park and her complete psychological inability to question why she can do it and other humans can't.

I guess I like this idea because it would explain so much about her behaviour. It could also lead to a fascinating story if, somehow, Emily were to realise her true nature, despite EC Industries' many safeguards and how her friends (biological and synthetic alike) would react.

So, what do you think? What's your 'take' on the mystery that is Emily?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: comicalArchitect on 05 Feb 2016, 07:23
I've had the feeling for a while that Jeph is planning some sort of big dramatic story arc, likely involving Beatrice (the cast's personal dynamics seem to be stabilizing, so an external threat is the next logical source of drama, and she's the closest thing we've seen to a real villain), so what if Emily was commissioned by Beatrice to spy on Hannelore and her friends?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: drmike on 05 Feb 2016, 11:26
I was more wondering why she had a rubber mallet handy.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Kugai on 05 Feb 2016, 11:38
She's a minor Asgardian deity??
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Feb 2016, 11:56
It's for making banana smoothies.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Neko_Ali on 05 Feb 2016, 12:17
She's a minor Asgardian deity??

The goddess Berf is quite well known in some circles.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Thrudd on 05 Feb 2016, 12:28
She's a minor Asgardian deity??

The goddess Berf is quite well known in some circles.

She always leaves quite an impression
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: St.Clair on 05 Feb 2016, 12:33
Jeph likes the way she is/thinks she's funny.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: mustang6172 on 05 Feb 2016, 19:56
Jeph likes the way she is/thinks she's funny.

She's a convenient foil.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: hedgie on 05 Feb 2016, 19:58

She always leaves quite an impression
She certainly has made one in her own cranium through this.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Skewbrow on 13 Feb 2016, 05:48
She is filling a niche in the comic for sure.

I really would like to see Emily and Raven together.

Not in the slashfic sense, just plotting something together in QC canon.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Neko_Ali on 13 Feb 2016, 06:44
No you fool! Never cross the streams!
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Kugai on 13 Feb 2016, 13:42
There is no Emily, only Zuul
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: mustang6172 on 13 Feb 2016, 18:06
That only works if she appears in a refrigerator.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 21 Feb 2016, 22:40
That theory reminds me of a Star Trek: Next Generation episode where Data gets stranded on a planet with no memory (via magic science plot convenience) and gradually rediscovers that he isn't human (and that the rocks he had with him are radioactive and giving a town cancer)
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: aliensporebomb on 29 Feb 2016, 06:40
Emily Azuma reminds me of someone I used to know many a year ago.  It's refreshing to see.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 22 Sep 2017, 04:14
Topic brought to the top because of current relevance.

Is the fact that Emily can smell Fabio Longhorn when she sniffs Assam Tea proof that my proposal in the OP is correct? Discuss.

FWIW, I like the idea that Emily is basically a humanform Cylon but is too genuinely sweet and nice to even consider doing bad things, even in self-defence. If she ever realised what she was (assuming she - or maybe SpookyBot - could somehow break her processing lock that prevents her from believing that), I think it could be a fascinating character plot as she comes to terms with this fact and, much to her surprise, finds that her friends do not treat her any differently.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: shanejayell on 22 Sep 2017, 07:11
Note that the strip SAYS not a cyborg.

Tho admittedly Jeph could be lying.

Random thought: how similar ARE robot 'brains' to human? Could Emily's brain simply be THAT similar that she has robot-like reactions...?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 22 Sep 2017, 07:18
Actually, the news post says "Spoiler: Emily is not a Cyborg yet" - You can take that several ways, perceptional and literal.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tlaloc on 22 Sep 2017, 07:53
She's not a cyborg, she's pure Terminator
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Mr_Rose on 22 Sep 2017, 12:03
She's not a cyborg, she's pure Terminator
The Terminators featured in the films (its a pity the series never got a second sequel, could have been great) were cyborgs though? Indeed, The Terminator is probably the single biggest cause of the term becoming common currency today.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: OldGoat on 22 Sep 2017, 12:08
Naw.  Emily is a very high functioning person with Asperger's Syndrome who is very well adjusted to her condition.  She's very comfortable in the role of Weirdo and fulfills those duties with gusto.  Socially awkward by nature, her considerable intellect developed very early and enabled her to learn academically what neurotypicals pick up by instinct and observation.  She follows the rules she deems necessary and useful, but ignores those that don't seem important to her (like bringing gifts of mice).

I'd find this person 'way more interesting than another 'bot.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Kugai on 22 Sep 2017, 17:08
She's a Q

A nice, friendly one though
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Zebediah on 22 Sep 2017, 17:10
That's my basic understanding too: Emily has human mind that is atypical in ways that might make it similar to certain aspects of AI minds. That's probably why Spookybot liked her so much.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Akima on 22 Sep 2017, 17:34
Emily having the same reaction to Assam tea as Roko would support that idea.

The Terminators featured in the films (its a pity the series never got a second sequel, could have been great) were cyborgs though? Indeed, The Terminator is probably the single biggest cause of the term becoming common currency today.
I don't think the Terminators qualify as cyborgs, since they were not organic beings enhanced by machine parts, so much as robots wrapped in flesh to enhance their impersonation of a human and avoid detection (at least according to the first movie, and the liquid metal terminators of the second and third movies are wholly inorganic. I have not seen any movies after the third, or the TV series.).

I suspect that the TV series "The Six Million Dollar Man" (based on the 1972 novel "Cyborg"), and "The Bionic Woman" probably did most to place the cyborg in popular culture. The series ran collectively from 1974-1978, and it might not be a coincidence that the DC comic-book character Cyborg first appeared in 1980.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: hedgie on 22 Sep 2017, 17:57
IIRC, all save one of the Terminators in the series were the flesh over metal type.  Although, the "good" one was pretty insistent about being called a cyborg rather than a robot.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 22 Sep 2017, 23:42
IMO, the only reason why the Terminators were referred to as 'cybernetic organisms' was because James Cameron didn't know what a cyborg was.

In the strictest terms, the -800 (Arnie) and -900 (Summer Glau) series were both bio-mimetic androids with the 900s having a lot more effort put into their ability to mimic biological processes. However, in general, their biological parts were just camouflage without which they could function just fine for prolonged periods.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: JimC on 23 Sep 2017, 11:54
Studies of aspects of Emily Azuma's mental development as a small child were used in research leading the development of the emergent AI mentality. As a result the AI mind incorporates aspects of Emily's then undiagnosed synesthesia.

(yeah, I know timescales are a little rocky viz a viz Station's involvement in Hannelore's childhood)

The spookybot groupmind discussed (over a samovar of tea) whether there should be work done to eliminate this synesthesia from the AI mind type, but decided:
"Hey, tea is cheap and unicorns are cool, so no problem"
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Case on 23 Sep 2017, 13:29
I suspect that the TV series "The Six Million Dollar Man" (based on the 1972 novel "Cyborg"), and "The Bionic Woman" probably did most to place the cyborg in popular culture.

There was this campy SF-flick in '77 about a bunch of plucky galactic Rebels hunted by an evil Cyborg ...

(http://stillunfold.com/public/upload/post_thumb/How_Did_Darth_Vader_Eat.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: HiFranc on 23 Sep 2017, 16:22
I have can point to something that makes your theory less likely - I doubt that AI can access the magic of the ancients. In fact we have only seen two other members of the cast access Eldritch Runes and they were human.

The posts about autism has got me wondering - what if she or her parents appealed to the Elder Gods to compensate for the lack of empathy? Remember that she manifested Faye's fear as a joke when they visited her. She was in no position to know what Faye thought. We wrote it off as a coincidence but the police officer is another one.

Actually, I now have a second theory: What if, instead of being autistic, she's a telepath? Maybe her trip through Bubble's mind taught her how to adjust her ability to AI minds?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Storel on 24 Sep 2017, 00:58
I suspect that the TV series "The Six Million Dollar Man" (based on the 1972 novel "Cyborg"), and "The Bionic Woman" probably did most to place the cyborg in popular culture.

There was this campy SF-flick in '77 about a bunch of plucky galactic Rebels hunted by an evil Cyborg ...

(http://stillunfold.com/public/upload/post_thumb/How_Did_Darth_Vader_Eat.jpg)

Star Wars never once used the word "cyborg", though, so it did nothing to popularize the term. And honestly, you have no idea what's up with Darth Vader just from seeing that first movie -- I for one thought it was just some fancy armor, like what the stormtroopers wore but more ominous looking. So the movie didn't really popularize the concept of cyborgs, either.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 24 Sep 2017, 01:01
Yeah, the fact that Vader was about 50% prosthetic wasn't really addressed until Episode VI and then only by implication. Obi-Wan called him 'more machine than human' and, when the Emperor hits him with force lightning, you can see the 'bones' of his prosthetic limbs and the metallic reinforcements to his spine fluorescing.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 24 Sep 2017, 05:53
Another possibility that occurs to me: Emily has silicon pathways in her brain. Specifically, she had an experimental procedure with a neural network array being implanted into her skull, augmenting most of her brain processes, in an attempt to cure her non-neuronormative traits. The procedure didn't work but it left her with a high level of intuitive understanding for AIs and digital logic. Additionally, because the implanted array helps her process sensory data (in an attempt to help her have perceptions of the universe that are more mainstream), she tends to experience 'echos' of how AIs would interpret some sensory data. It also lets her process sensory data to help her do things like mimic dog whistles with her voice.

She isn't a 'cyborg' in the complete sense of the word. She's an electronically-augmented human. However, in the event she may have a serious accident, the neural net could act as a foundation stone upon which broader and more overt prosthesis could be connected up directly to her brain.

I think that this suggestion is a bit dark for Jeph in QC but it it another valid interpretation of the evidence as presented to date.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Case on 24 Sep 2017, 08:20
Star Wars never once used the word "cyborg", though, so it did nothing to popularize the term. And honestly, you have no idea what's up with Darth Vader just from seeing that first movie -- I for one thought it was just some fancy armor, like what the stormtroopers wore but more ominous looking. So the movie didn't really popularize the concept of cyborgs, either.

No, it didn't use 'cyborg', and yes, Ep. IV probably didn't do much to popularize the term - though it isn't true that it contained no indication about it being 'more than just fancy armour':

The ... Breathing





Back then, what made an impression on me was hus name more than anything else: To childhood-case, it sounded like "Draht Vater" (German: Draht = wire,  Vater = Father), and while grown-up Case agrees that Wirefather makes no sense whatsoever, childhood-case couldn't have cared less about scary stuff making no sense when it did a bang-up job sounding ominous and menacing. Apparently, that conjecture wasn't purely accidental: 'Vader' was a deliberate reference to the Dutch word for 'father' - which is, indeed, vader, although the Dutch pronunciation (https://translate.google.de/?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&dcr=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=de&client=tw-ob#de/nl/Vater) is much closer to the English 'Father' than ... Vader.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Sep 2017, 16:44
>The procedure didn't work but it left her with a high level of intuitive understanding for AIs and digital logic

Hmm. There was a gaping gap in that understanding. Momo had to explain to Emily that companion-grade AIs experience reality at about the same subjective pace as organics do.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tova on 25 Sep 2017, 01:44
She's just 'zis girl, you know?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 25 Sep 2017, 01:51
She's just 'zis girl, you know?

I'm sorry but I just don't buy that. Jeph is just escalating it too much.

(Yes, I am know what you're referencing and the reference actually is a self-inversion of the trope; Zaphod Beeblebrox is not by any shade of the imagination 'just this guy'.)
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tova on 25 Sep 2017, 02:00
I hadn't for a moment expected you to.

I did enjoy the HHTTG reference though.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tova on 25 Sep 2017, 02:16
She's just 'zis girl, you know?

I'm sorry but I just don't buy that. Jeph is just escalating it too much.

(Yes, I am know what you're referencing and the reference actually is a self-inversion of the trope; Zaphod Beeblebrox is not by any shade of the imagination 'just this guy'.)

Sorry for the double post, but I didn't really read the second part properly. And surprise surprise, I don't completely agree. Zaphod does bear comparison to Emily. Yes, Zaphod is outrageous, has two heads, and so on. But when you get down to brass tacks, he really is just this guy, not remotely important. He only survived the Total Perspective Vortex because he got put inside a universe specifically created for that purpose. And he only became President because he was put there, specifically because he was credulous enough to believe that he got there on his merits and that he actually had power.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 26 Sep 2017, 00:06
You are the one that made the comparison (no matter how laterally), not I. I don't think that there are any parallels at all.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tova on 26 Sep 2017, 03:15
Fair enough.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: JoeCovenant on 26 Sep 2017, 06:07

I wonder if Emily has pain in the diodes all down her left side....?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Kugai on 26 Sep 2017, 15:35
Marvin would hate her  :-D
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tova on 26 Sep 2017, 17:21
Emily Azuma? The one whom Clinton totally failed to chat up at a party at Islington?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Gyrre on 26 Sep 2017, 17:22
Another possibility that occurs to me: Emily has silicon pathways in her brain. Specifically, she had an experimental procedure with a neural network array being implanted into her skull, augmenting most of her brain processes, in an attempt to cure her non-neuronormative traits. The procedure didn't work but it left her with a high level of intuitive understanding for AIs and digital logic. Additionally, because the implanted array helps her process sensory data (in an attempt to help her have perceptions of the universe that are more mainstream), she tends to experience 'echos' of how AIs would interpret some sensory data. It also lets her process sensory data to help her do things like mimic dog whistles with her voice.

She isn't a 'cyborg' in the complete sense of the word. She's an electronically-augmented human. However, in the event she may have a serious accident, the neural net could act as a foundation stone upon which broader and more overt prosthesis could be connected up directly to her brain.

I think that this suggestion is a bit dark for Jeph in QC but it it another valid interpretation of the evidence as presented to date.

What possible neurological disorder would they be trying to treat with such an invasive procedure?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Gyrre on 26 Sep 2017, 17:34
Emily seems to be around Rick Sanchez levels of genius. Just without the extreme self-loathing, massive ego, and anti-social tendencies
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tlaloc on 28 Sep 2017, 02:42
Emily Azuma? The one whom Clinton totally failed to chat up at a party at Islington?  :mrgreen:

And then she walked off with this guy who said 'hey baby, I'm Zaphod. I came from Betelguese.' Then he never saw her again until much later.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: JoeCovenant on 28 Sep 2017, 03:18
Marvin would hate her  :-D

Well, to be fair, Marvin hates EVERYONE...

Even himself!

"Tell me, do you get on well with other robots?"
"Hate them."
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: comicalArchitect on 28 Sep 2017, 22:33
What if Pintsize was right in 2766, and Emily, for some contrived reason, DOES have an ovipositor?
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tova on 29 Sep 2017, 18:35
I've recently realised that I've taken entirely the wrong approach to this thread.  :-o

I mean, what could happen from here on? I see only three possibilities:

1. Nothing will happen to indicate any of the above crazy theories, but nothing to disprove them either, in which case we can all happily go on believing in our own headcanon with no consequences whatsoever;
2. Something will happen to "disprove" the theories (e.g. Jeph adds in a future comic "Emily is STILL not a cyborg, but she has plans") which will either be ignored or denied (by claiming he could be lying, or by neatly reinterpreting the statement to fit our world view); or,
3. Something will happen to prove one of the theories correct, in which case whoever guessed it will look like a GENIUS.

In other words, literally nothing can happen that could possibly prove the most likely idea, that she is simply a human with above average creativity, intelligence, and eccentricity.

So I've changed my mind and decided that Emily is OBVIOUSLY the product of a crazy genetic experiment designed by her human parents with the aid of Spookybot.  8-)
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Sep 2017, 05:55
4. Jeph does something we haven't thought of that's funnier.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Pilchard123 on 30 Sep 2017, 06:14
Isn't that orthogonal to the options though? The funny thing will either prove a theory correct (option 3), disprove all the theories (option 2) or neither (option 1).
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tova on 30 Sep 2017, 19:14
Yes, it is.

Having said that, I fully expect Jeph to do something we haven't thought of that's funnier. That's why he's the webcomic author and I'm sitting back reading. :D
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Gyrre on 01 Oct 2017, 16:01
Naw.  Emily is a very high functioning person with Asperger's Syndrome who is very well adjusted to her condition.  She's very comfortable in the role of Weirdo and fulfills those duties with gusto.  Socially awkward by nature, her considerable intellect developed very early and enabled her to learn academically what neurotypicals pick up by instinct and observation.  She follows the rules she deems necessary and useful, but ignores those that don't seem important to her (like bringing gifts of mice).

I'd find this person 'way more interesting than another 'bot.

And her seeming extra sturdiness is likely from having a slightly above average bone  density while her strength feats can be explained by either adrenaline or some form of exercise/atheletic training routine. Emily could be at SMIF for both academic AND atheletic scholarships. Probably the track team.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Oct 2017, 18:28
Smith College is NCAA Division 3. No athletic scholarships. Besides, we have never seen Emily play any sport, or even mention any sport.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Stoutfellow on 01 Oct 2017, 18:45
[W]e have never seen Emily play any sport, or even mention any sport.

She's pretty good at whackarobot. (Bubbles, of course, but also Pintsize.) (That was her, wasn't it? Saw him, immediately punched him?)
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: OldGoat on 01 Oct 2017, 21:07
[W]e have never seen Emily play any sport, or even mention any sport.

She's pretty good at whackarobot. (Bubbles, of course, but also Pintsize.) (That was her, wasn't it? Saw him, immediately punched him?)
That was Samantha, not long after the corn snake incident with Emily.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: BenRG on 01 Oct 2017, 23:16
[W]e have never seen Emily play any sport, or even mention any sport.

She's pretty good at whackarobot. (Bubbles, of course, but also Pintsize.) (That was her, wasn't it? Saw him, immediately punched him?)
That was Samantha, not long after the corn snake incident with Emily.

Emily did it too, hard enough to cave in Pintsize's head and to nearly break her own hand. As Marten tried to clean up the mess, she was babbling about: "His head looked soft! Why wasn't it soft?!?"
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Gyrre on 02 Oct 2017, 05:56
Smith College is NCAA Division 3. No athletic scholarships. Besides, we have never seen Emily play any sport, or even mention any sport.

It's a more plausible hypothesis than  her being a highly complex technorganic AI.

And being short, stocky and having a slightly higher than average bone density, I can personally attest to the added durability. For example, I've been flung 100 some-odd feet from my bike, hit the ground fast and hard enough to bounce twice going an additional 30ish ft, and I was able to stand up on my own (albeit a bit dazed) and walk to the campus clinic.
I've also been hit as a pedestrian a few times. Luckily never anything faster than 20mph.

And I haven't broken a single bone through any of that.

EDIT; fixing typo.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Oct 2017, 07:48
Maybe it is a more plausible hypothesis, but it is no more supported by the evidence than the techno-organic hypothesis. If Emily is an athlete, she spends remarkably little time practicing or playing any sport. There is zero evidence to support the idea that she's on an athletic scholarship at a college that doesn't even award athletic scholarships.

And I am not supporting the techno-organic hypothesis either. Frankly, I think this whole thread is trying to come up with an explanation for something that doesn't need an explanation. Emily is physically well within the bounds of normal human variation, and mentally she's a bit atypical but not inexplicably so.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Schismatism on 02 Oct 2017, 11:10
Hiyas.  Figured I might as well delurk in order to share a few small observations!

The woman at the party in panel 2 of comic 2137, the one on the left, seems to share more than couple of similarities to the lovely and talented Ms. Azuma.  Now, we already know that Emily has managed to write a program for satellites to become friends.  We also know that she's said that a nebulous 'they' will kill her parents if she reveals more details about it.  Jokingly, of course, but this is Emily, it's difficult to say for sure.

Hannelore was, of course, raised primarily in isolation due to her crippling social anxiety and hypochondria, something which would have precluded her from making any friends amongst the others on board Station.  This means that, well, naturally she wouldn't recognize Emily even if the two's rooms were right next to one another.  So there's no reason why Emily couldn't also have been raised aboard Station... and I'd not be surprised if her numerous idiosyncrasies were magnified by the fact that it's a space station full of engineers, scientists and, well, to put it politely, social misfits.

I think it's clear that Spookybot has more than a little sway over Station's internal affairs, not to mention a full collection of the data gathered upon the engineering staff: I'd also not be surprised if both Spooky and Station put Hannelore and Emily in the same town for various reasons.  If you want to keep an eye on your friends, why not make it easy?  And if you want to keep an eye on your projects, well, same applies.

I also think it interesting that when Hannelore wandered blearily out in comic 2330, Mrs. Azuma looked simply shocked, whereas Mr. Azuma gave what I can only assume is a glare.  (That or he's just looking down at his plate.)  They know something.  I wonder if there was a falling out with the Ellicott-Chathams at one point.

Most of this, of course, is purest speculation, and that's not even starting to get into the Twinkie debate.  (Some things, truly, are not for mortal minds.)  But I'd not be surprised if Emily is just a normalish child raised in an abnormalish environment, just like Hannelore.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Oct 2017, 12:52
Welcome, delurked person!
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Gyrre on 03 Oct 2017, 21:21
I was previously unaware of the ranking/classification of SMIF college.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Nepiophage on 04 Oct 2017, 09:48
But Emily goes to UMass, same class as Clinton.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Zebediah on 04 Oct 2017, 10:42
But Emily goes to UMass, same class as Clinton.

The fact that they are in the same class doesn't mean they are both students at UMass. Students at colleges in the Five College Consortium (UMass, Amherst, Smith, Hampshire, Holyoke) can take classes at any of the member institutions and  have the credits transfer. So it's possible Emily is enrolled at Smith but has taken a couple of classes at UMass. Or maybe Clinton was taking a class at Smith. For all we know, they were both taking a class at Amherst. So that's not definitive. Bottom line, we don't actually know where Emily is enrolled.
Title: Re: Who is Emily Azuma?
Post by: Tlaloc on 05 Oct 2017, 00:35
Wow. Pay for one college get four free! :psyduck: