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Title: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Feb 2016, 21:40
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3157.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: DSL on 20 Feb 2016, 23:31
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: BenRG on 21 Feb 2016, 00:24
VERONICA: "So it'll be Japanese-themed!"

CLAIRE: ((Gasps)) "Kawaii!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: DrBear on 21 Feb 2016, 19:19
VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in your size
CLAIRE: Tea for everybody!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 21 Feb 2016, 21:33
Edit of DrBear's:

VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in Marten's size
CLAIRE: Corsets for everybody!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: cesium133 on 22 Feb 2016, 06:16
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Zebediah on 22 Feb 2016, 09:46
Veronica: "I'm not really into puns. Practical jokes are more my style. Like, say, having a mug of tea fall from the ceiling onto someone's head."
Claire: "Really! That would be cool to see!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Skewbrow on 22 Feb 2016, 10:28
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"

Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: DSL on 22 Feb 2016, 13:08
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"

Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>

Tea minus 10 seconds and counting. Landing bags armed. Angle of descent is steep. Hope I don't get mistaken for a flying saucer.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: hedgie on 22 Feb 2016, 13:14
*groan*  Off with you to the puns thread!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: FunkyTuba on 22 Feb 2016, 18:10
"World's Gothest Mom" needs to be a mug asap
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: FunkyTuba on 22 Feb 2016, 18:14
TEA MUG: "I LOVE COFFEE" (https://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QC-ILOVECOFFEE&Category_Code=QC)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Feb 2016, 03:52
FLASHBACK:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/1323.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: BenRG on 24 Feb 2016, 03:57
DORA: "SAY THAT AGAIN!"

FAYE: "Word to the wise: Don't critique the plumage."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Lubricus on 24 Feb 2016, 05:07
Dora: "Welcome to Coffee of Doom! How may I serve you?"
Faye: "Forget it, Dora. You're not able to pull off real customer service."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: cesium133 on 24 Feb 2016, 05:34
Dora: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
Faye: They're both for fighting.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: osaka on 24 Feb 2016, 05:39
DORA: "What did you say about my espresso?"
FAYE: "I never have these problems with Bubbles at the skate ring"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: DSL on 24 Feb 2016, 06:09
DORA: "Banana smoothie? COMING RIGHT UP!"
FAYE: "When is the smoothie hammer coming back from the repair shop?"

or

DORA: "HALF a muffin? SURE!"
FAYE: "Can I have the other half if no one orders it?"

or

DORA: "I'm sorry, I have to make some staff cuts."
FAYE: "We haven't even hired this one yet."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Feb 2016, 07:54
Dora: ♪ It's a nice day for a red wedding ♪
Faye: "It's George R. R. Martin's turn to clean up the blood."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: SubaruStephen on 25 Feb 2016, 04:58
Dora: "Look what SubaruStephen found inside a customers trunk!"

Faye: "Put that back before he gets in trouble."




(Backstory: People leave the weirdest stuff in their trunk, I actually found a 4 foot long (wooden) sword yesterday when I put the customers spare tire back in the car after a flat repair)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 257
Post by: Skewbrow on 25 Feb 2016, 05:50
Dora: "I will be adding a `Warm Drinks' menu. Pint of blood to go?"
Faye: "Did you not notice that the tip jar is empty?"