THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 20 Feb 2016, 21:40
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3157.png)
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VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
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VERONICA: "So it'll be Japanese-themed!"
CLAIRE: ((Gasps)) "Kawaii!"
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VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in your size
CLAIRE: Tea for everybody!
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Edit of DrBear's:
VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in Marten's size
CLAIRE: Corsets for everybody!
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VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"
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Veronica: "I'm not really into puns. Practical jokes are more my style. Like, say, having a mug of tea fall from the ceiling onto someone's head."
Claire: "Really! That would be cool to see!"
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VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"
Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>
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VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"
Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>
Tea minus 10 seconds and counting. Landing bags armed. Angle of descent is steep. Hope I don't get mistaken for a flying saucer.
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*groan* Off with you to the puns thread!
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"World's Gothest Mom" needs to be a mug asap
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TEA MUG: "I LOVE COFFEE" (https://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QC-ILOVECOFFEE&Category_Code=QC)
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FLASHBACK:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/1323.png)
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DORA: "SAY THAT AGAIN!"
FAYE: "Word to the wise: Don't critique the plumage."
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Dora: "Welcome to Coffee of Doom! How may I serve you?"
Faye: "Forget it, Dora. You're not able to pull off real customer service."
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Dora: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
Faye: They're both for fighting.
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DORA: "What did you say about my espresso?"
FAYE: "I never have these problems with Bubbles at the skate ring"
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DORA: "Banana smoothie? COMING RIGHT UP!"
FAYE: "When is the smoothie hammer coming back from the repair shop?"
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DORA: "HALF a muffin? SURE!"
FAYE: "Can I have the other half if no one orders it?"
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DORA: "I'm sorry, I have to make some staff cuts."
FAYE: "We haven't even hired this one yet."
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Dora: ♪ It's a nice day for a red wedding ♪
Faye: "It's George R. R. Martin's turn to clean up the blood."
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Dora: "Look what SubaruStephen found inside a customers trunk!"
Faye: "Put that back before he gets in trouble."
(Backstory: People leave the weirdest stuff in their trunk, I actually found a 4 foot long (wooden) sword yesterday when I put the customers spare tire back in the car after a flat repair)
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Dora: "I will be adding a `Warm Drinks' menu. Pint of blood to go?"
Faye: "Did you not notice that the tip jar is empty?"